*ย ย ย SCREAMย ย ย FILM ย ย FRANCHISE ย ย PROMPTS ย .
โ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? โ
โ Iโm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. โ
โ You sick fucks. Youโve seen one too many movies! โ
โ Are you alone in the house? โ
โ Weโre gonna play a little game. โ
โ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! โ
โ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Leeโs breasts. โ
โ You cut me too deep. I think Iโm dying here, man. โ
โ You take a knife and you slit โem from groin to sternum. โ
โ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. โ
โ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. โ
โ What do I have to do to prove to you that Iโm not a killer? โ
โ We already played that game, remember? โ
โ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?ย ย Donโt think so! โ
โ See, itโs a lot scarier when thereโs no motive. โ
โ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? โ
โ Oh, please donโt kill me, Mr. Ghostface. ย I wanna be in the sequel! โ
โ Well, youโre not going to be alone any more, right? โ
โ Thereโs always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. โ
โ I never thought Iโd be so happy to be a virgin. โ
โ Whatโs your favorite scary movie? ย What comes to mind? โ
โ You hang up on me again and Iโll gut you like a fish, you understand? โ
โ Tell me something. ย Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? ย โ
โ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. โ
โ Iโm not interrupting anything, am I? ย โ
โ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? โ
โ You should really deal with your trust issues. โ
โ This is just the kind of guy youโd love to bring home to momโฆ ifโฆ you hadโฆ a mom. โ
โ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. โ
โ First of all: he wasnโt gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. โ
โ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right?ย โ
โ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. โ
โ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. โ
โ Tell us everything thatโs happened, looking back on the last two years? โ
โ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. โ
โ Why do you always answer a question with a question? โ
โ Yeah, and Iโm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? โ
โ So, why donโt you show your face, you fucking coward? โ
โ The killer is trying to finish what was started. โ
โ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out whoโs next. โ
โ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? โ
โ Donโt you know history repeats itself? Hm? โ
โ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. โ
โ So, uhโฆ whatโs your favorite scary movie? โ
โ Is that the best you can do? ย โ
โ โDrink with your brain.โ Thatโs our motto.ย โ
โ That shit only calls you when heโs drunk. Donโt go over there. โ
โ No matter how hard you try, youโll never be the hero and youโll never, ever get the girl. โ
โ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. โ
โ Variety called me a โpariahโ. I donโt even know what a โpariahโ is. โ
โ Oh, itโs hard being friends with you, [Name].ย โ
โ When youโre friends with [Name], you die. โ
โ Itโs time you came to terms with me and with mother! โ
โ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. ย โ
โ Fucking kill me! You canโt fucking kill me! โ
โ So, why donโt you tell me, who you are?ย โ
โ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. โ
โ Iโm sorry Iโm running late. Iโm still on the 405. Iโm about 10 minutes away. โ
โ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, letโs talk about your character, okay? โ
โ See? I donโt understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. โ
โ When itโs a threat, youโll know it. โ
โ The killer is in the house and heโs upstairs! โ
โ The question isnโt who I am. The question is: Whoโs with me? โ
โ Now, do you have somewhere we can beโฆ alone? โ
โ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, Iโll kill them both. โ
โ I donโt want them. I want you. Itโs simple. You show yourself, they survive. โ
โ Iโll call you when youโre on your way. โ
โ How do I know theyโre not dead already? โ
โ Whatโs the matter? What are you staring at? โ
โ Youโre gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. โ
โ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closestโฆ friends. โ
โ How do you know youโre not hearing things? How do you know Iโm not someone in your head? โ
โ You forgot the first rule of remakes: โDonโt fuck with the originalโ. โ
โ Oh, my God, I love it. Iโve seen it five times and still gets me every time. โ
โ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? โ
โ Donโt we hear enough of this story every year? โ
โ Iโm not trying to scare you.. โ
โ This is the last person youโre ever gonna see alive. ย โ
โ Youโre in my movie, you got a fun part, so donโt blow it. โ
โ People live and people die, and youโd better start running! โ
โ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! โ
โ Sorry about that. Justโฆ making around before taking off. โ
โ Itโs okay. I mean, you hadโฆ a lot of stuffโฆ going on back then. โ
โ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! โ
โ You do know there are cops all over the house? โ
โ You think this is all about you? You think youโre still the star? โ
โ Youโve done very well by all this bloodshed, havenโt you? โ
โ Well, how about the town you left behind? โ
โ Iโm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you donโt blink when I stab you in the face. โ
โ But if you wanna be in the hospital, Iโd be happy to put you there - in the morgue! โ
โ Itโs kind of the one component the killer is missing. โ
โ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the โnet? โ
โ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. โ
โ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. โ
โ Ah, friends count, but itโs the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? โ
โ The ones you care about most. And whatโs closer than family? The bond of blood. โ