I need a new pinned. Hey I'm Slick. I like food and good taste in clothes. Don't talk to me if you're green.

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Product Placement
Cosmic Funnies
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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@saevits-aa
I need a new pinned. Hey I'm Slick. I like food and good taste in clothes. Don't talk to me if you're green.
gardenenbloom​:
I mean it literally. I don’t know what a carapacian.
Oh I didn’t see this someone was spamming my notifications. I’m a carapacian. We got an exoskeleton and then yeah some bones inside too I guess. A dersite to be more specific which means my shell is black.
asktheseacowvboys​:
Tsk tsk
I cant pull off the slutty in suits look yet man cut me some slack
I pull of a slutty look in suits all the time you got no excuse.
asktheseacowvboys​:
Damn picante out here rating my selfie
And only a 7/10
Ydidnt evwen critique my bling bro
You got it all wrong. The bling is what’s giving you a seven. You got a plus cause of the card suits.
Fuck this website and its stimboards. Make your own god damn stimboard. Squeeze and strangle your own stuff. Slice and stab shit yourself. Don’t be a coward.
Happy Quads Day from yer local degenerate vwarlock ❤♠♦♣
Send me some hatchday gifts
Obsessed with weapons that have a little heart shaped details they fuck so hard
This <3
asktheseacowvboys​:
Depends ygot drinks?
I always got drinks.
@saevits bruh i found flamin hot cheeto mac n chee guess vwhat vwere havwin for dinner bestie
Shit should I come over or will you.
No one reblogged my photo and I'm god damn disappointed in all of you.
asktheseacowvboys​:
Th kind that dont letcha slavw squat
Get better trousers.
gardenenbloom​:
Oh that is alliterative, that is fun. I’m glad your day is treating you well then, Spades.
Neither, but that is subjective.
What do you mean subjective what are you then. I’m a carapacian.
Wizard’s spellbooks for spells levelled 1-3, 4-6, and 7-9.
[image id: a black-and-white photo of the spines of three fancy books. The left most one is labeled "Fuckery," in the middle is "Advanced Fuckery," and on the right is "Super Advanced Fuckery."]
asktheseacowvboys​:
Yheard me
The fuck kind of trousers do you have.