SLASHED .

ind. spades slick rp blog. rules. about.

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I need a new pinned. Hey I'm Slick. I like food and good taste in clothes. Don't talk to me if you're green.

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gardenenbloom​:

I mean it literally. I don’t know what a carapacian.

Oh I didn’t see this someone was spamming my notifications. I’m a carapacian. We got an exoskeleton and then yeah some bones inside too I guess. A dersite to be more specific which means my shell is black.

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asktheseacowvboys​:

Tsk tsk

I cant pull off the slutty in suits look yet man cut me some slack

I pull of a slutty look in suits all the time you got no excuse.

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asktheseacowvboys​:

Damn picante out here rating my selfie

And only a 7/10

Ydidnt evwen critique my bling bro

You got it all wrong. The bling is what’s giving you a seven. You got a plus cause of the card suits.

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Fuck this website and its stimboards. Make your own god damn stimboard. Squeeze and strangle your own stuff. Slice and stab shit yourself. Don’t be a coward.

[asktheseacowvboys]

Happy Quads Day from yer local degenerate vwarlock ❤♠♦♣

Send me some hatchday gifts

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Obsessed with weapons that have a little heart shaped details they fuck so hard

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This <3

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asktheseacowvboys​:

Depends ygot drinks?

I always got drinks.

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@saevits bruh i found flamin hot cheeto mac n chee guess vwhat vwere havwin for dinner bestie

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Shit should I come over or will you.

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No one reblogged my photo and I'm god damn disappointed in all of you.

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asktheseacowvboys​:

Th kind that dont letcha slavw squat

Get better trousers.

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gardenenbloom​:

Oh that is alliterative, that is fun. I’m glad your day is treating you well then, Spades.

Neither, but that is subjective.

What do you mean subjective what are you then. I’m a carapacian.

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Wizard’s spellbooks for spells levelled 1-3, 4-6, and 7-9.

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[image id: a black-and-white photo of the spines of three fancy books. The left most one is labeled "Fuckery," in the middle is "Advanced Fuckery," and on the right is "Super Advanced Fuckery."]

[bigbadmccree-deactivated2024050]

what

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asktheseacowvboys​:

Yheard me

The fuck kind of trousers do you have.