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✨Masterlist✨

Writing requests are currently closed. However, thoughts and ideas are always welcome! Please send your ideas my way and if something sparks with me, I’ll write a oneshot with it! Please read below the cut for information on characters I’ll write and themes I will not write.

Special attention given to AU concepts, Adventure, Action, Winter, Autumn, Fall, Spooky, Horror, and Halloween related requests.

My masterlist is also below the cut.

Go wild!

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Bah Humbug

Flip Zimmerman x Reader

Kylo Ren x Reader

Charlie Barber x Reader

Clyde Logan x Reader

Henry McHenry x Reader

Jacques Le Gris x Reader

Commander Mills x Reader

Word Count: 35.4k

Warnings: NSFW. Extra Smut. Language. Angst. Romance. Graphic Violence. Murder. Main Character Death. Light Violence Against Reader. Old Timey Sexism. Bastardization of Classic Literature.

AO3 Link

Author’s Note: Here’s my heavily bastardized version of A Christmas Carol with a festive sprinkling of Jack the Ripper! I rarely do crossovers in my fics, but for a one-time only Christmas and @writer-wednesday special, I threw in every character I write for, including a couple that I’ve otherwise retired. Edits by the wonderfully talented @kyloremus

#best #Fic #winter #victorian!kylo #my stuff!#my writing

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Wargrave Hall

Victorian Jacques Le Gris x OC Eleanor

Word Count: 104k

Warnings: NSFW. Hauntings. Seances. Occultism. Demonology. Witches. Horror Themes. Dark Themes. Graphic Violence. Gruesome Horror. Romance. Old Timey Sexism. Hot Toxic Masculinity. Conniving Bitches. Violence Against Women and Everyone Else. Victorian Setting.

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For Halloween, here’s a little Victorian ghost story. Notes of Crimson Peak, The Haunting of Bly Manor, What Lies Beneath, The Ninth Gate, and Rosemary’s Baby. 🥀 🕯️🍂 🥀 🕯️🍂 🥀 🕯️🍂

𝕰𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖑𝖚𝖗𝖐𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖑. 𝕰𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖊... 🥀 🕯️🍂

#best #fic #winter #victorian!kylo #jacques #my stuff!#my writing

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Krampusnacht

Knight Kylo x Reader

Word Count: 9.7k

How about some nice festive knight action for the holidays!

Warnings: NSFW. Smut. Violence. Gore. Medieval battle scenes. Non-graphic mentions of violence against children. Hypothermia.

AO3 Link

#best #fic #winter #knight #my stuff!#my writing

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The Case of the Colorado Cannibal

Flip Zimmerman x Lawyer Reader

Word Count: 18.4k

Warnings: NSFW. Smut. Horror. Action. Violence. Gore. Graphic Violence. Lots of everything aforementioned. Very Horror and Action Oriented.

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To kickstart Halloween, please enjoy this horror story for Monster Monday inspired by The Descent! 🍂🍁🍂

Edits by the wonderful @kyloremus

Keep reading

#best #fic #winter #flip #my stuff!#my writing

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Dashing through the Snow

Hogwarts Jacques Le Gris x OC

Word Count: 5.3k

Warnings: NSFW. Smut. Fluff. Romance. Humor.

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Christmas Song Prompt: Sleigh Ride

Author’s Note: My lovely friend Zannah @babbushka has graciously allowed me to take two of her characters for a wintery ride because I’m obsessed! Please enjoy this Christmas special featuring Hogwarts Professor Jacques Le Gris and Pandora set in the Spellbound universe!

Please read the spectacular fic Spellbound here!

Other Holidays at Hogwarts!

Valentine’s Day - I Put A Spell On You

Thanksgiving - A Duel to Remember

Halloween - Where there’s Smoke, there’s Fire

Christmas - Forbidden

#best #fic #winter #my stuff!#my writing #hogwarts!jacques le gris

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Knockout

This winter oneshot was based off this prompt request: “I don’t know whether to bite you or kiss you.”

Knockout

Flip Zimmerman x Reader

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: NSFW. Language. Smut. Playful Fluff. Humor.

AO3 Link

#best #fic #winter #my stuff!#my writing #flip

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Wreck The Malls: Flip Zimmerman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Flip Zimmerman x Reader

6.2k ; cw: mentions of gun violence, blood and injury ; NSFW (shower sex, injured sex, PIV, oral sex)

Available on AO3

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. But it is also universally acknowledged, that a lucky man in possession of a good wife, should want to get her something special for the holidays.

This is the story of how one Detective Flip Zimmerman of the CSPD, goes on a journey through hell and back to obtain such a gift, and might just learn the true meaning of Christmas along the way.

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#best #fic #winter #babbushka

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If it’s an option to have Flip give you his dick in a box, please sign me up! I’d love to request that for a holiday prompt, if you’re willing! Thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

(1.6k, NSFW (blow job/face-fucking, grinding/boot riding, fingering & comeshot), okay I have over a dozen requests for this now lmao. This is crack and it’s all @safarigirlsp & @lumberjack00fantasies fault !)

You come home from running a couple errands to find that Flip’s truck is already parked in the driveway. That was strange, you thought, because he wasn’t supposed to be home for a few more hours. For a minute, you wonder if everything’s okay, if something had happened at work for him to be home so early, but then you figure no, he would’ve called you if it were something serious. Shifting the big brown paper bag of groceries onto your hip as you close and lock the door, you hear a sort of rustling coming from the blackness of the living room.

“Flip?” You call, stepping out of your shoes and setting your bags down.

“In here ketsl.” Your husband’s smooth deep voice sounds from the living room where you heard the rustling, and you put your hands on your hips as you walk through the foyer.

“Honey why is it so dark in here?” You’re confused, but the moment that you step down into the sunken living room, the fireplace roars to life.

Your eyebrows shoot up, because illuminated by the fire, lying on his side on the plush shag carpet in all his glory is your husband. He’s dressed boots and all, got one of his hands propping his head up, but the other is holding a very…strategically placed present in front of his crotch.

“Hey, honey-bunny. I got something real important to give you.” Flip winks, “So, just sit down.. and listen.”

You take a seat on the couch, knowing that whatever he’s got planned, is certain to be the start of a wild evening.

#best #fic #winter #babbushka

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If you’re looking for more ideas, I’d love to hear grouchy Flip or even lawyer Kylo bitching about “too much white bullshit” while battling the snow and elements, and then you cheering him up or warming him up after, because you know he’s even hotter when he’s pissed off.

I can’t wait to read all the holiday and winter goodness to come! 💗

(~600w, NSFW [riding])

You’re hanging out on the couch, when you finally hear the front door open. At once, you get up and go investigate, especially when you hear clattering and crashing, and a deep resigned oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me coming from the foyer.

“Is that my honey?” You have to hide the laughter in your voice by clearing your throat.

“Uugggggh.” Is the only response you get, and you cross your arms over your chest fondly.

“Yeah that sounds about right.” You tease, especially when your husband rounds the corner in the hallway and you see the absolute most annoyed man in the whole world. Flip’s got his eyebrows pulled down so far that you just know he’s going to give himself another one of those tension headaches he gets. “What’s the matter, aren’t you happy to see me?”

“You’re damn right I am – I’m just fucking freezing. Feel this – ” Flip’s long legs carry him straight to you, and he leans in to kiss you, cups your cheeks in his cold hands and complains against your lips, “I’m an icicle.”

“Come, I’ll warm you right up.” You smile against his mouth, knowing just what he needs.