Safs🪻

🎆🪽 my mood depends on what fixation i have

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky eats shit (colourised)

[safsaphone]

ryan gosling just cannot resist the chance to gush over james ortiz everytime someone brings him up

his head will perk up like a dog and he’ll start immediately mentioning how james connected so deeply with rocky that he became him and he’s so great at his job and everyone’s just like:

“…okay ryan all we asked was what would you like for lunch”.

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[patchouii]

[safsaphone]

gracerocky freaky alien butt sex” I say into the mic. “with a side of strength kink”.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she right. statement.” I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 4th row stands... rocky.

[rhythm10goku]

fooling around

[ciricearts]

those first 22 issues i read last night were enough to make me want to draw him ngl

[skyrigel]

[rocktheholygrail]

[psychic-angels]

actually don't think i'll ever stop thinking about the fact that not a single character in merlin gets a happy ending ??? like not a single one ??? half of them end up dead by the last episode, everyone else stuck with the losses of the others and nothing that they truly wanted ??? alone ?? five seasons of growing attached to them and loving them and watching them want and work for what they want and try SO HARD all for...not one single happy ending....i'm siiiiickkkk....

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

The Public: We still want Sherlock Holmes 3 with Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law!!!

Guy Ritchie:… I will give you a series about young Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty in college.

Public: Is John Watson in it?

Guy Ritchie: No. In this Holmesverse, Sherlock hasn’t met him yet.

Public:…Is there at least lots of homoeroticism?

Guy Ritchie: Of course.

Public: ……

Guy Ritchie:…And I’ll throw in Colin Firth.

Public: *sighs*….Fine….

[ashberrrry]

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

[traitorsneverw1]

I made you god cause it was all that I knew how to do

[safsaphone]

who the fuck invited vi from arcane into the stranger things verse and why is she ugly

[safsaphone]

the duffer brothers really love to underdevelop steve considering he’s such a big fan favourite, like i can accept steve having no established parents or family life

but putting him back into this nancy-induced psychosis in tf85 after it was his whole character for the whole goddamn show is crazy 😭

[delicatetrashdelusion]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*