Charlie

(@exceptionallyautistic is my sideblog) Im a Swedish disabled non binary pansexual with no time for bigots, and that absolutely includes exclusionists and terfs. (they/them)

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[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[ronweasley]

[chewbacca]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

The Road To El Dorado (2000)

[soloh]

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

[formlessdemi]

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[prolifeproliberty]

“Why do you lock your door when you’re home?”

“Because of people like you who feel entitled to walk into someone else’s space without permission.”

[turing-tested]

why the fuck this house got 6 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms

[turing-tested]

H?

6 BEDROOMS 13 BATHROOMS? WHO IS OUT HERE NEEDING 2 BATHROOMS PER PERSON

[turing-tested]

three front doors

[nanalineni]

There are trolls at each door and you can ask only one question to know which one will not make you fall through an infinity of terrible bathrooms

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[liberalsarecool]

#EpsteinVisa

[dandiliiontea-deactivated202105]

It’s INSANE to me how controversial romance novels are. Romance novels. Like, being openly a fan of them immediately opens you up to people constantly coming at you like “but don’t you think it’s ~limiting- and ~juvenile~ to have a genre of books with happy endings for women?”

Like.

No?

Why is it such a big deal to want to read stories where women have sex and then don’t die at the end? Jesus Christ.

Why is the concept of female characters being happy seen as less creative than female characters suffering? (Trust me, creating a world where women win in the end takes a lot more creativity and artistic vision lmfao)

Anyway, literary bros will pry my romance novels with their happy endings from my cold dead fingers.

[jennyredford]

Or die in the very beginning of the book. But no one calls out James Patterson for writing another formulaic thriller in which a woman is horrifically killed after getting laid and then some man solves her murder. Every. Damn. Time.

But hey, those romance novels where women get happy endings are so limiting, eh?

[dandiliiontea-deactivated202105]

Real talk: realizing how common it is for female characters to be punished for on-the-page sex with death was a big part of my embracing the romance genre. Once I noticed it I couldn’t unnotice it. It’s everywhere. A woman having sex in literature or non-romance genre fiction is the literary equivalent of a red shirt on Star Trek.

[roo-bastmoon]

It’s not just the sex thing, though that’s a key element. It’s that, in romance novels, the heroine gets to be cared for the way she normally would care for everyone else. It’s wish fulfillment in that her romantic partner will do emotional labor, spend a great deal of time thinking about her, or sacrifice his desires or fortune or reputation to be with her, or spend days nursing her back to health, or risking his life to save hers. In romance novels, you’ll find men taking care of children, talking about their feelings, putting effort into their appearance—even if they are adorably bad at it. Watch how many romance novel protagonists fall in love with a man who happens to be rich or handsome, but she didn’t give in until his behavior changed and he starts mentoring her, or providing for her, or being gentle toward her, nourishing her, listening to her, appreciating her… I suspect romance novels are looked down upon not for being juvenile formulaic “beach reads” but because they paint a fantasy world that leaves men feeling uncomfortable or even emasculated. But whether you’re a Midwest housewife or a big city CEO, women who read romance novels just want to read about men loving women the way women are expected love everyone else—with a nurturing and protective form of unswerving loyalty. Great sex they don’t have to die for is also a huge bonus, but the *romance* part of the novel is genuinely more about the woman being appreciated (for her beauty or spunk or intelligence at first, and then for all of her by the end).

[codenamecesare]

“women who read romance novels just want to read about men loving women the way women are expected to love everyone else—with a nurturing and protective form of unswerving loyalty.”

[obsessionisaperfume]

THANK YOU.

[lyricwritesprose]

According to the website smartbitchestrashybooks, which analyzes romance novels to a great degree, one common element of the average romance novel is what they call the grovel.  That is, there’s a turning point near the climax of the book where the leading man says, in effect, “I hurt you.  I had my reasons, but they don’t make it right.  I am devastated that I hurt you, and I will do whatever it takes to make it okay again.  Leaving you is completely on the table even though I find the prospect horrific.”

And that’s a very important fantasy.  To have your feelings, your pain, be made so absolutely central to the narrative, to someone else’s world.  You could call it a power fantasy, but I don’t think that’s exactly right.  It’s a significance fantasy.  A romance story is a story in which the woman is the most significant damn thing in the book.

And when you think of it like that, you realize why some people are really, really threatened by it.

[scullymurphy]

This is important stuff right here.

[bakwaaas]

looooooooooool

[yassmines]

they need to STOP this ….poor model had to have her pussy literally photoshopped out

[yassmines]

every time i think abt thhis i wanna SCREAM laughing there is rlu someone who got paid to zoom in on this poor girls bulging lips and erase them

[gluten-free-pussy]

[PUSSY REDACTED]

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

[biff-donderglutes]

This was torture.

[armyoflarkness]

Keep it out there. Truth matters.

[mintedwitcher]

Here’s another “friendly” reminder that the LGBTQIA+ community is not a fucking pissing contest to see who suffers the most oppression. The only people who do not belong in the LGBTQIA community are heterosexual, hetero-romantic, cisgender people (as in, ticking all three categories). You’re biromantic, asexual, cis? You’re in. Bisexual aro enby? Definitely in. Asexual, aromantic, agender? STILL IN. Our community is built on inclusion and love. Finding peace and comfort with each other when we can’t find it elsewhere. Stop fucking gatekeeping. You look like an asshole. You don’t get to decide who can or cannot be part of the community. We are not some elite club, where each member must adhere to some standard of queerness. It’s not a competition. Fucking stop acting like it.

[secretmellowblog]

Writers on Tumblr: If I don’t choose the right name for my character, the story won’t feel right… I need to think very carefully about name choice… :(

Victor Hugo, writing Les Mis: My main character’s name is John McJohn, his dad’s name was John and his mother’s name was Joanne, and here’s a group of revolutionaries who I won’t bother to give first names except for the one guy who’s first name is also John

[saftochbulle]

Guys... As someone doing genealogy? This is legit how some parts of the world worked when it came to names. I have like 4 generations named "katarina". And so. Many. Generations. Named. Jensen. And. Jørgensen. In. Alternation!!!

[sarahconnorjr]