Adderall on Parade

I'm a busy boy with many hobbies They/Them • AroAce

[sage-stew]

Me if I was a "yumeshipper" or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Whenever I read fanfics I don't like, I imagine all of the illegal substances I would be indulging in with my favorite characters that aren't in the story. It's how I cope. Why continue to read a fanfic I've decided I don't like? Gotta see it through my boy.

[sage-stew]

Lord have mercy.

[sage-stew]

Meat. The first and most important of the four elements.

[sage-stew]

Instead of studying for exams like a good student I keep opening up Tomodachi life to make weird bullshit 🫩

[krishit]

i got a new pen

[sage-stew]

I love Corey Burton's voice performances in both TFA and G1. Shockwave sounds like he gives the most unenthusiastic handjobs known to mankind.

[sage-stew]

Nightmare blunt rotation.

How the hell do I even tag this?

[sage-stew]

TF fans are so funny like why do we always have a figure on hand like they're a concealed carry weapon? Like sure babe, just whip out Shockwave out and let him be a voyeur on the table while we do our thing.

I think my favorite wacky scenario I've brought a TF figure to was when I had a Starscream figure stored in my tits while I was performing at a drag show. I still have a printed "I ❤️ my GF" image with Starscream on it that was signed by my favorite queen from that night. Though as of right now, I'm trying to decide which one of my figures gets to accompany me to the Insane Clown Posse concert I will be attending next month.

[sage-stew]

[sage-stew]

Not sure if anyone has done this yet but Its been in my shitposting folder for nearly 2 years now.

[sage-stew]

oops, my hand slipped........

[sage-stew]

I've been a certified Zant fan ever since I was in middle school and I remember seeing the way he acted and thinking to myself, "wow he's so relatable!! The weird noises he makes at random, his emotional outbursts, his switches from being calm to manic, his rejection sensitivity.... Not to mention how he also hits his head on things when upset!! Just like I do!!!!" Had lots of fun during those times playing Hyrule Warriors on my 3DS during every lunch period.

Anyways. All this just to say I should have gotten that autism diagnosis way sooner.

[sage-stew]

Had to beat a grown man half to death with a stick to win this eBay auction. (ft. Mrs. Stew's Predaking)

He also came with a little mini shockwave son which got to join the rest of his mini prime brethren. I opened the package this afternoon and went "Why does shockwave come with a mini clone of himself?"

[sage-stew]

This is what he is to me

[sage-stew]

SOMEONE TAKE THE CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION AWAY FROM ME I ALREADY MADE A SEPARATE SAVE JUST TO KEEP MAKING MORE FUN DESIGNS.

anyways here's Zant, Ghirahim, and Yuki Nagato. One of these things is not like the other. (Still need to add ghirahims eye tattoo)

[sage-stew]

I wish you could save the designs you make even if you can't make more than 3 Miis in the demo. Looks like it will just be me and Postal Dude alone on Meet and Fuck Island for the time being.

[sage-stew]

ZOMG!!!! The funniest starscream fan reposted my fanart!!!!!