Adderall on Parade

I'm a busy boy with many hobbies They/Them • AroAce

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"God? can you hear me?"

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Day two of me scaring Starcream fans

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Someone in the tags of my previous GI Joe related post (thank you @vimub I love telling this story) reminded me of a funny story of how I personally got introduced to the franchise. My first ever experience with GI Joe was when I was a wee lad (<5 years). Never had cable growing up so anything I had to watch was either DVDs or VHS tapes that belonged to my ancestors. Well one of these tapes was "GI Joe: The Movie" from 1987. Oh boy. Let me tell ya. The only thing I remembered from watching that movie was seeing Cobra Commander get violently mutated which looked ABISMALLY painful mind you. As well as being terrified of whatever the fuck was going on with Globulus. I was simultaneously freaked tf out but fascinated by whatever the hell I had just spent the last hour watching. This was prob the canon event that later led to my love of body horror. Good movie 10/10 would dom Cobra Commander. (Artistic rendition of the experience)

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Once upon a time I had one too many drinks and made whatever the hell this is. Happy pride month you filthy animals

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been one of those days

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Gi Joe doesn't have the same modern relevance as its other Hasbro counterparts. Not because the show doesn't have some cool premise like talking ponies or giant robots, but because there is no overlap between people that watch children's cartoons and people that like the US government/military.

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Found an old picture of my dorm room from a few years back. I call it "Do it for her".

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Dih more like Fih

Bonus points if they are the ugliest thing I've ever had the pleasure of seeing <3

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Me if I was a "yumeshipper" or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Whenever I read fanfics I don't like, I imagine all of the illegal substances I would be indulging in with my favorite characters that aren't in the story. It's how I cope. Why continue to read a fanfic I've decided I don't like? Gotta see it through my boy.

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Lord have mercy.

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Meat. The first and most important of the four elements.

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Instead of studying for exams like a good student I keep opening up Tomodachi life to make weird bullshit 🫩

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i got a new pen

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I love Corey Burton's voice performances in both TFA and G1. Shockwave sounds like he gives the most unenthusiastic handjobs known to mankind.

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Nightmare blunt rotation.

How the hell do I even tag this?

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TF fans are so funny like why do we always have a figure on hand like they're a concealed carry weapon? Like sure babe, just whip out Shockwave out and let him be a voyeur on the table while we do our thing.

I think my favorite wacky scenario I've brought a TF figure to was when I had a Starscream figure stored in my tits while I was performing at a drag show. I still have a printed "I ❤️ my GF" image with Starscream on it that was signed by my favorite queen from that night. Though as of right now, I'm trying to decide which one of my figures gets to accompany me to the Insane Clown Posse concert I will be attending next month.

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