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a saggitarius, a gemini and a scorpio creating relatable memes and text posts for your bullshit zodiac entertainment - gemini // Three of the twelve zodiacs spamming astrology shitposts for ya mum - Sagittarius

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Our Hogwarts Houses

Gemini: G R Y F F I N D O R ! ! ! ! GRYFFINDOR!!!!!! GRYFFINDOR.

Sagittarius & Scorpio: Slytherin

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She sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten.

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my confident wife - Gemini

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"Yes, I drew that...."

- Gemini

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Waking up in the morning

Gemini: where's my f*cking phone?¿ god I hope my phone was charging

Scorpio: *gets a full 8 hours of sleep* I need a nap

Sagittarius: why the f*ck am I being woken up in the middle of a fantastic dream

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Sagittarius, getting Leo to finish their braids: here take these strands of hair. Wait, move this hand - no, this one *grabs hand* Oh.. that’s my hand..

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“Hah, awe that’s mean.... but yeah, it’s funny heheh” - Gemini

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Sagittarius: Gemini, why are you sad?

Gemini: *with piece of paper on her head* I lost my pawpaw...

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" I want to marry Draco Malfoy." - Sagittarius

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don’t ask…. - gemini

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Scorpio: *accidentally scrapes fork against plate*

Gemini: SCORPIO STOP

Aries: You're a disgrace

Scorpio: *purposely scrapes fork against plate*

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Scorpio: I need cheerleaders

Sagittarius: I USED TO BE A GYMNAST

Scorpio: FKIN COME AND DO SOME KART WHEELS AND SHIT

Sagittarius: I WILL

Scorpio: GOOD

               BRING YOUR POM POMS

              AND SOME DRUMS

              OR ANYTHING THAT CAN MAKE LOUD NOISE

              MAYBE YOUR VOICE

              AND SOME COFFEE

Gemini: wait what

              you did gymnastics?

             what was it like?

             did it make you happy?

             was it fun?

             what was it like?

Scorpio: Coffee

                Is all of the above

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Study Sessions

Scorpio and Pisces: *yelling at Sagittarius*

Sagittarius: *doing absolutely nothing - standing there*

Gemini: *laughing in the background - taping the whole thing* 

Taurus and Libra: *actually studying in another room*

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Gemini: I I GOT AM AN LIVING EVOLUTION

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Scorpio: daddy

Sagittarius: MOTHER

Scorpio: DADDY

Sagittarius: M O T H E R

Scorpio: F A T H E R

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Gemini: 134

              1  3  4

              1.   3.   4.

             ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR

             O N E  H U N D R E D  A N D  T H I R T Y  F O U R

Scorpio: ?

               Wot?

               134?

               I’ll google it

Gemini: ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR FUCKING MISSED MESSAGES

Scorpio: I hope it’s not the # of notifications you’ve received

Gemini: FUCKING HELL

- Seen by Sagittarius

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Sending Memes In The Group Chat

Sagittarius: MOREEEEEE

Scorpio: WAAAAAIIIIT

Sagittarius: M O R E

Scorpio: You’re so lucky I’m a nice gal

Sagittarius: YES

*some time later*

Scorpio: Can I go now?

               Are you satisfied?

Sagittarius: *whispers* more

                     I. Need. More.

Scorpio: *sighs loudly*

Sagittarius: *on the floor and crawling on stomach with arm outstretched* pleasee...

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