BE THE ONE.

I COULD BE THE ONE Sage LeBlanc here, but if you didn't know that before you got onto my blog, good luck to you. I work as a crime analyst for the NYPD, so please keep all comments of debauchery to yourself. I only love my cat, Nefertari.

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TEXTS || OPEN

SAGE: Salutations.

SAGE: My aunt sent me a box of Christmas cookies.

SAGE: I don’t celebrate Christmas.

SAGE: Or eat cookies.

SAGE: Do you want them?

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thcbeasknees‌:

Not an Adele Dazim fan, Sage?

Nope. 

I like how, after proving she couldn’t hit the notes in Let it Go, Disney gave her a song that was even higher. 

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samerystargaryen‌:

But what about all those Marvel movies? Oh, or The Mandalorian? Like have you seen how cute that baby Yoda is?? My whole heart melted!!

Did you see the part where I said underrated?

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In the wake of Disney+, I’m quickly realizing how underrated some of the movies are. I can’t remember the last time I watched the Black Cauldron. The Princess and the Frog is obviously the best Disney movie of all time, but personally, you won’t catch me anywhere near Frozen 2.

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TEXTS || Sage & Rowan

ROWAN: That I was being weird. It happens more often than you'd think, honestly.

[...]

ROWAN: Every once in a while, I do. I love it here, I've made a nice little niche for myself, but sometimes I really want to be back there.

ROWAN: Mostly I think it's just missing my family.

SAGE: I don't think you're weird, but go off.

[...]

SAGE: Yeah, I get that.

SAGE: You're gonna visit, right?

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TEXTS || SANNAH

HANNAH: Talking to me is a delight. Show some gratitude.

SAGE: No thanks.

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TEXTS || Sage & Rowan

[...]

ROWAN: I figured as much. Ah well.

ROWAN: Mostly green, but we do have a very pretty autumnal season.

ROWAN: Ireland would be a pretty cute Shire, I think. Even if the New Zealand location was just gorgeous.

SAGE: You figured what as much?

[...]

SAGE: Yeah, I bet all those green trees turn into pretty autumn leaves.

SAGE: You miss it?

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TEXTS || SANNAH

HANNAH: I said the impossible, not the unheard of.

SAGE: Is this what it's like to talk to me?

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TEXT 📲 DARSAGE

DARCE: Good, because it's officially fall and I need a hiking buddy who isn't going to talk over the crunchy leaves.

SAGE: There are two things in this world that I love. One is Nefertari, the second is the sound of crunchy leaves.

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TEXTS || SAGELY

HALEY: idk that i could cry a whole cup

SAGE: want to find out?

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TEXTS || LASAGE

LACEY: That’s alright! As long as it’s revoked, we’ll call it no harm done

SAGE: So how's your weekend?

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acuppajeanne‌:

I usually don’t impulse buy anything, which is key. The game really helps strengthen my self-control, but there are some goodies even I can’t resist. This is just a case in point.

Well, let’s put it this way. If you don’t give me one of the cursed dolls, our non-existent friendship will be over.

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TEXTS || SANNAH

HANNAH: Don't ask for the impossible, Sage.

SAGE: I didn’t ask you to stop being humble.

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TEXTS || SANNAH

SAGE: If you could stop being hot it would be appreciated.

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TEXTS || Sage & Rowan

ROWAN: I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but you are such a mystery to me. In like, the best way.

[...]

ROWAN: it’s something that’s been mentioned before, though! Maybe just in passing. I try my hardest to have a good memory.

ROWAN: I totally get what you mean. But sometimes I can get into a section of the park where the sight lines are a little blurry, and it almost feels like home.

[...]

[...]

[...]

SAGE: That's weird.

[...]

SAGE: Or you're a stalker. I like my version of events better.

SAGE: Somehow I can't mentally picture Ireland as anything other than green, but I guess you do have seasons over there.

SAGE: I mostly think of it as a mythical land where Lord of the Rings happens.

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TEXTS || Sage & Rowan

ROWAN: I can't tell if that's a compliment or not ;)

[...]

ROWAN: Oh of course! How could I forget?

ROWAN: There's something special about it, right?

SAGE: Good.

[...]

SAGE: I'm half-kidding. I also didn't expect you to know that about me.

[...]

SAGE: I like when the trees start to change color. Central Park is nice around this time. Nothing like the boondocks, but it's pretty.