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intro post!!! 🫧🌀🎱⛓️

my name is Sage, I’m 18 and a transmasc lesbian :)

matching pfps with my lovely girlfriend @cherr1ez <333

i post whatever i want but rn my main interests are SAW, Twin Peaks, and horror films in general!

music i like: ethel cain, fall out boy, mcr, ezra furman, lorde, boygenius, etc :)

i’m an aspiring author/poet and might post about my OCs occasionally

my letterboxd is @stidesheavenly !!!

basic DNI criteria, TERFs fuck right off <3

#sage.txt #pinned post thing lol #idk how to talk about myself

going to spirit today 😸😸 praying that they have good SAW stuff this year

#sage.txt #i spent like $120 last year im so scared

yah alright that’s enough social media i think im just gonna stay on the lesbian porn blog now

#sage.txt #god. are we all dumb

logging back in here to inform everyone about my dream where i was a drag king dressed as Peter Strahm performing to Annie Lenox’s 1992 song “Walking On Broken Glass”…for obvious reasons

#sage.txt #saw posting #sawtism #saw V #coffinshipping #peter strahm #mark hoffman

monsterbisexual

saw (2004) + saw vii (2009)

motion sickness - phoebe bridgers

#throwing up but WHATEVER #rip adam you would’ve loved phoebe bridgers sophomore album Punisher #saw 2004

west virginia stupid as fuck why do we have mothman flavor chips

#sage.txt #mothman #wv

senruthmartinsbob

HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).

#i famously have the I’d Suck Your Strap For This Recipe cookies #direct quote from my friend god bless #the only way to get the recipe from me is to endure some kind of suffering akin to what i went through developing the recipe

they should make book club for movies

#sage.txt #this probably exists i just live in buttfuck nowhere #and i imagine it’s harder to do online

kyle gallner autistics please help do yall know if the passenger actually got a blu-ray release or am i gonna get scammed on ebay again

#sage.txt #the passenger #kyle gallner #johnny berchtold

muppetshow2026

twin peaks: fraggle rock with me

gonna start posting my manic rambling on substack i hope i get burned alive for it

#sage.txt #like. i’m to the point where i can take criticism even if it’s bad or wrong because i want it so badly #yall get it?

guccifloralsuits

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

#mcr or ethel cain no question #tour + new albums have me in a chokehold

redstonedust

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

#this would happen to me i fear

nobody at the MCR philly show knew i was thinking about that gay doctor from SAW when they played Bury Me In Black…

#sage.txt #i can’t believe i survived that setlist #and i can’t believe i still made it about SAW #saw 2004 #lawrence gordon

hi guys sorry i keep dying and/or forgetting to log in here

#sage.txt

gethighdropacidneverdie

#so important to me as a saw girlie and a swiftie

kittycarabiner

i love having a million keychains and pins! i love my keys being super bulky with charms! i love the obnoxious jingling wherever i walk!!! 🩷

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