Still Unsure Whether or Not This is Butter

Harp. they/them

[jestergal]

[dizzzypup-deactivated20240415]

[pixelartpeach]

Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.

"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.

[sandmandaddy69]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[juanin-pro]

[davidnonbyrnary]

tonight i watched the entire movie ‘Amelie’ and NO WHERE in that WHOLE MOVIE did anyone even MENTION the notion of cooking an egg with a spoon.

[dovesndecay]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[apollos-boyfriend]

the new family drama i’m obsessed with has been the saga of my eight year old cousin trying to understand how our uncle is related to our grandpa and not our grandma. the answer is our grandpa cheated on her with a nurse and had our uncle, but NO ONE wants to explain cheating and adultery to an eight year old so they’ve just been telling him to ask someone else. so far it’s gone my mom -> me -> his mom -> his dad and he still is no closer to an answer. we are very quickly running low on knowledgeable adults and i cannot wait to see where he goes if that trail goes dry

[apollos-boyfriend]

my roommate weighs in on the issue

[apollos-boyfriend]

my mom brought up a good point, which is the fact that this kid is heavily religious. was named after a biblical figure and watches bible retellings for fun religious. in his mind he cannot physically comprehend how you can have a child with someone you are not married to, which is a very interesting addition to this case.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i should also add that, when the concept was first brought up to him, he went, “so was grandpa the one pregnant???” and i’m so obsessed with the fact that his brain considered mpreg before literally any other possible explanation

[apollos-boyfriend]

have i not suffered enough already. was it not enough for youtube shorts to cover me. must this be my eternal fate

[markvomit]

Mark Vomit (2020)

[dragkingandreweldritch]

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

[firefox-official]

the edible hit

[firefox-official]

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[korbly]

Visit Original Link

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you that wild bears seeking out and swinging on hammocks is in fact a fairly common occurrence!

[frostedicebells]

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

[maplesleep]

“the trouble is, you think you have time.”

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

[yankee-flatline]

This pic feels like I’m playing for my life

[largishcat]

[elierlick]

Sure sounds like a cracker thing to do…