Hi My name is Sage :3 my pronouns are She/They and so far I'm a writing blog.
COMMISSION INFO
The fandoms I will write for are:
Mouthwashing (including Jimmy but in AUs where he's not a rapist) (Will not do unless commissioned cuz I'm not really hyperfixated on it anymore.)
Telltales the walking dead
Aphmau (Mystreet mainly)
Ace attorney
South Park (aged up don't be weird)
And that's it for now :)
When I post fanfictions I will use the tag Bardic writing and when I'm just jotting down my thoughts I will tag it as Bardic thoughts :)
REQUESTS ARE OPEN
I can't say this enough but my requests are open! I will do NSFW but no noncon, piss or stuff like that. Dubcon is on the table but very rarely.
If you guys ever wanna support me I am a fine arts student so I have like no money I have a cash app! $sagethebard you'd be helping me afford things like food and school expenses also if you do end up sending me something your requests will automatically go to the top of my priority list and will probably be better quality. Not that I don't put effort into my other stuff I'll just be a lot more descriptive or I'll lean towards how you'd like to be described in whatever you request :)
Im hungry for malevola x fem reader smut…..I WANT THAT TAIL (or that strap!) INSIDE OF ME
Mmmmmmmmmm Malevola smutttt
TYSM for the request I've been trying to stay caught up with everything but I just got back from LA and everything is going back to normal!
Malevola x Fem! reader
18+ MDNI
LOVES making you squirm
Restraining your hands with her tail as she does whatever she wants to you is her favorite activity.
Bite marks are ALWAYS a must
Her tail and horns are extra sensitive
Could genuinely bust from fucking you with just her tail
LOVES having you beneath her while y'all do the deed
Ms girl is STRONG so she will fold you in whatever position she sees fit.
Pants like a DOG
She likes to take her time with you but is always down for a quickie
She adores choking you with her tail
Finds it so cute when you try to take the wheel or make her fight for it
Always leaves you a mess by the end of it
Teeth marks EVERYWHERE
Shes got insane stamina whenever you're down, she's down as well
Amazing aftercare, whatever you want she's already gotten
A/N: That's all for now! <3 I'll try to keep my uploads a bit more consistent but I make no promises, TYSM for your request and I'll be sure to make more in the future!
Hi! If you're still down to take requests, may I ask for some Waterboy with a crush on a fellow hero who does fashion/modelling for magazines outside of work? She probably even does modelling for beauty commercials and stuff like that, too.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Waterboy x Fem! Model! Reader
SFW
He 1000% knew you from ads and before you started working he just thought. "Oh she's pretty."
When you start working he probably won't recognize you until you're standing right next to an ad or smth
Or if you're leaving early to go to a shoot
Definitely your #1 supporter
If he can work security for one of your fashion shows he's DOWN
His crush gets worse after he sees you fighting
He'll get distracted if he sees you posing for news sources where you're at if you're in the middle of a fight
Cartoon eyes type shit
If and when you get together he brags to everyone
NSFW
He jerks it to your magazines
ABSOLUTELY pathetic with it
Cries while telling you how pretty you are
Probably busts just from eating you out
Even after you take his virginity he still acts like one
Takes photos of you (with consent ofc) mid railing
This guy lasts 5 minutes argue with the wall
But what he lacks with time he makes up for in stamina
A/N: First request done! I saw this and immediately fell in love I absolutely ADORE this prompt tysm for the request and I promise I'm working on the rest of the requests have a good day/night!
Guys there's an account running a scam saying that they had their friends report your account. THIS IS A SCAM TO TRY AND GET TO YOUR ACCOUNT!!!! PLEASE DONT REPLY TO ANY MESSAGES THE PERSON HAS A PUMPKIN PFP PLEASE STAY SAFE ITS GENERALPUMPKIN1 PLS BE SAFE
Guys there's an account running a scam saying that they had their friends report your account. THIS IS A SCAM TO TRY AND GET TO YOUR ACCOUNT!!!! PLEASE DONT REPLY TO ANY MESSAGES THE PERSON HAS A PUMPKIN PFP PLEASE STAY SAFE ITS GENERALPUMPKIN1 PLS BE SAFE
I need a dominant waterboy who eats you out until you cry. Theres not enough representation of this and it makes me SO UPSET.
his anger has to have a release somewhere! Imagine he goes down on you for hours and hours on end to release his frustration. Theres something so primal about the way you shake and writhe and cry under him that makes him feel so powerful. People at work being mean to him, everyone doubting him and so the one thing he can do to feel powerful when he gets home is to suck on your clit and make him beg for you to stop. I want that. I WANT THAT.
LORD HAVE MERCY YES
Don't get me wrong I'm a sucker for a pathetic sub water boy. BUT I agree that the frustration has to go somewhere.
NSFW MDNI
You honest to God couldn't remember how you ended up in this situation. Your legs pinned open while your boyfriend is eating you out like it was his last meal. You wen to work and came home as usual, only difference is that your boyfriend Herman, came home slamming the door. Muttering about how he was better than what people were giving him credit for.
"Rough day?" You asked sweetly, setting down your book and opening up your arms.
Can you write headcanons/a fic about Sonar comforting his s/o thats insecurre about her small chest?
There are days where I like my itty bitties but than some kind of asshole comes along and ruins it, I will forever remember the day my ex told me in a fight that he hates sleeping with me becouse I look like a boy. I just doubled mine and gave it to the next person🙄 (an a-cup girl, with an e-cup younger sister lmao)
First request in almost a year gang tysmmm!!!
Also I'm glad that dude is an ex Holy shit I would've thrown hands
NSFW MDNI
Bro does not care about the size.
Tits are tits to him
He'd probably ask to do a line off of them because quote "It's a steadier surface"
It doesn't matter what situation yall are in he's still gonna stare at them at any given opportunity.
First time he saw you without a shirt or a bra on the smile that appears on this man's face is insane.
He'll use his teeth to his advantage, the bite marks you'll have will be visible for DAYS
Longest they'd ever lasted was a week.
If you're a hero and your suit is a little revealing he'd leave marks on those areas on purpose
He'd apologize and swear he wouldn't do it again but you both know that's a lie
He has zero regrets whatsoever
TYSM FOR THE REQUESTTTT I hope I did your request justice as the younger sister who got most of the tits 😞😞 but ILYSM TY FOR THE REQUEST
As usual requests are always open so PLS PLS PLS REQUEST
Hi chat so I've decided to also take requests for dispatch now! Mainly waterboy, Robert or sonar BUT I will happily do other chatacters💗💗 I need stuff to write guys so pretty pls.
Hopefully I did this right ilysm💗 started rubbing my hands together like an evil villain the second I read DILF edition btw
I picked Kyle x Stan because it sounded really hot. Also I did double pen, if that's okay. 😅
PC!Kyle, PC!Stan x F!Reader
[South Park Masterlist]
The storm was intense, sleet was everywhere. The motel’s vacancy sign was flickering.
Stan was smirking like he already knew how the night was going to end.
Kyle checked us in. He looked wound so tight I think the clerk was too afraid to ask questions.
Like why I was there with these two older men.
The room was... Fine. Nothing special.
I’d barely had the door latched before Kyle pressed me back against the wallpaper.
“You want this?” He asked, his hot breath falling over my ear.
San was behind him, already unbuttoning his shirt.
I said yes. I might’ve begged. I barely remember because Stan was on me then, tongue sliding into mouth.
Kyle growled as he pulled me off the wall, slipping me right between them. He pressed himself up against my ass. I could feel him unbuckling his belt, then his teeth sank into my shoulder.
I felt dizzy. Greedy. I wanted all of it. Everything that they were willing to give me.
Kyle’s hand moved up my shirt, palming my breasts over my bra. He turned me to face him and kissed me like his life depended on it.
“Tell us what you want,” Stan murmured as his hand came up around my throat, “You want both of us?”
“Yes,” I whined.
I couldn’t help it.
“You want us to fill you up?” Stan’s hand increased the pressure, “You want us to fuck you so deep, you’ll be dripping with us for days?”
I nodded. I whimpered. I might have begged again.
“Fuck, you want us to breed you?” Kyle pulled my dress over my head and tossed it somewhere out of sight.
I whimpered and tried to nod but Kyle’s mouth was on mine again.
Then they pushed me onto the mattress.
Stan pulled my panties off before he slid between my thighs, Kyle’s hands held my knees apart. Stan’s fingers pushed inside me, and I writhed beneath them.
Stan grinned, “You really think she can take both of us?”
Kyle’s mouth dropped down to my ear, “You want us to put a baby in you? You want both of us to fill you up?”
I couldn’t form the words so I just nodded.
Kyle grabbed a fistful of my hair, pulling me up on my knees as Stan pushed his pants down.
Stan lifted my leg up over his hip with one hand, rubbing the tip of his dick over my slit. He was so thick, I moaned before he pushed it in.
When he did? I gasped like I’d never been fucked in my life. His hands slid to my hips, holding me tight against him and keeping himself buried completely inside me.
That’s when I felt Kyle behind me, his cock pressing between my legs. I writhed in Stan’s arms but he held me steady against him as Kyle shoved himself inside.
The sound I made was loud and unholy.
“Shh,” He kissed the space under my ear as he sunk inside my already full pussy, “Be a Good Girl while we give you what you want,”
When they finally started moving, I couldn’t think or speak or feel anything that wasn’t them.
Just them pumping inside me.
Filling me with their cocks over and over again.
Their hands on my hips, my breasts, my ass, my throat.
Fucking me like they had all night and they planned to make the most of it.
Kyle pulled my hair as Stan’s head fell on my shoulder. His mouth left a trail of kisses to my neck right before he bit me, groaning into my skin.
Their rhythm got faster and faster until they were pounding into me with so much force I could barely breathe.
The sounds of wet skin on skin echoed in the motel room and made everything feel even more wanton.
Couldn’t hold it in. I moaned shamelessly and every muscle in my body tensed up. The pleasure they were fucking into me swelled and crested . It felt like I was pushed off of a cliff. My soft, silky walls tightened up around both of them and I could hear the curses under their breath as I came.
Stan followed right away, his hips thrusting quick until he was in as deep as my pussy would let him go. He groaned and I could every jet of cum surging into me.
“That’s it,” Kyle’s grip tightened on my hair as he kept pounding into me, “I’m not stopping until you milk every last drop,”
I whined again. I whined and took all of it until Kyle finally slammed into me with a grunt. He keep thrusting slower and slower until his cock pumped every sticky spurt he had to give inside of me.
was shaking, nearly crying, marked up and used... But they weren’t done.
Not until I was bred, claimed, and full of them, just like they promised. And even then, they wouldn’t let me go.
