Once I learn how to write fanfics everyone will be SICK of me.
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Once I learn how to write fanfics everyone will be SICK of me.
Can u imagine Dateables with a new homeowner because the og!homeowner moved out after achieving all of their hate endings LOLL
The objects are unsure of what to think of you, asā unlike the og!homeownerā they know nothing! Do you have siblings? How do you like your coffee made? So many questions and some are afraid youāll turn out just like the og!homeowner.
When you officially move in however, they realize their concerns were for naut. The moment your name was signed on the paper, the door slammed opened, revealing your guardians/parents. The house was used to quiet and stillness. After all, the og!homeowner isolated themselves due to the datevatiors and wereāt a very sociable person in general.
So suddenly having guests over, startled the objects to a high degree.
Shelley was practically hooting and hollering. Her shelves began to warp and become loose due to natural wearing. Youād asked your guardian to teach/help you fix them. Shelly wants to give you a bear hug!
Mac felt like they could breathe lighter. You figured out how outdated their system was, immediately updating them. You also deleted the 50k fanfiction of the og!owner. (They laughed when your curiosity got the best of you and you began to read it. You didnāt make it past three paragraphs.)
Koa indeed took comfort within the silence. But wonāt deny that being used by many people felt⦠nice. You even complimented how soft his cushions were, patting the arm of the couch (aka his arm). He couldnāt help but feel bashful.
The sudden visits didnāt stop there though. Later in the week, you invited any nearby friends for a welcoming party and they all showed up!
Beverly thrived as she finally had a purpose other than serving a single (unappreciative) person. You also whipped out the most vicious, creative cocktails! Sheās taking notes.
Daisuke was concerned about the amount of delicate plates/cups being used. However, he watches as you lightly scold everyone to not āfuck upā and drop the plates. He finally lets himself relax, a chuckle slipping out seeing your rather stern expression.
Mitchell taps his pen against his notebook, looking at all of the food being displayed on top of Abel. While inviting your friends, he overheard you ask for each person to bring something for a huge potluck. The different aromas and textures of the food complimented each other nicely. He nods: rating the potluck an 9/10 (Deducted points for one person lugging in store-brought food. Unbelievable!).
Dateables who typically arenāt involved in social gathers even caught sneak peeks of your real personality. You noticed one of your friends didnāt look very well, so you asked them to head upstairs if they needed a break. Sooner or later, you snuck away from the main group, only to find your friend hiding away in the dark storage closet.
They opened up about relationship issues: feeling like theyāre pulling away from each other. You continued to listen and comfort them, despite sitting in such a cramped space.
āWell⦠maybe actually sitting them down to have a proper conversation could help?ā You suggested, patting their back with a soft smile. āI know itās scary to talk about these things. But something has to change, otherwise⦠things will continue to fall apart. At that point, itās too late. And youāll wish you did something earlier.ā
At the end of the conversation, you hugged your friend tight, never judging nor criticizing them once.
Eddie is hurting. Badly. The faulty wire is continuing to knock power in and out of the house. Yet, heās lucid enough to hear your advice. It wasnāt directly to him, but he understood the seriousness of your tone. He wonders: if you learned about him and whatās actually happening to the power, would you say the same thing?
Volt is struggling. Badly. He took over the main base of the electricity to give his lover a break. He knew it wouldnāt be easy, but damn it hurts. Your conversation drifts in his ear and out the other. The man laughs bitterly. Change, huh? If you managed to find the dateviators, he hopes youāll keep the same comforting energy after you face him.
Dorian nods his head. He understands perfectly where youāre coming from. Whether the change is welcomed or not, sometimes itās very necessary. Maybe this new owner isnāt that bad⦠but heāll continue to observe youā not wanting a repeating incident from the og!homeowner.
A week after the party ended, one of your friends asked a favor: to baby sit their kid. For or a day or two give-or-take. You absolutely had no issue this (and the dateables are wondering how truly nice humans can be). Now, thereās a small boyā no less than six-years oldā squealing around the house. Furthermore, once it was bath time, it felt like a second house party all over again.
Bathsheba hummed in contempt, watching the child eagerly splash within the tub. She sees you and the boy blow bubbles into the air and onto each other. It was messy. Maybe quite icky. But the bright grins on the top of your faces was endearing. Fine. Sheāll allow this for now.
River made sure the water was at the perfect temperature. Never too hot, never too cold. She decided to ignore the splashes of water against the floor. Itās been⦠some time since the sheās seen such lively within her domain.
Amir wished he was a camera. If so, heāll be able to commemorate this moment forever. How adorable! Your t-shirt is soaked and arms are covered in soapy residue. Despite the soiled appearance, he admits you still look enchanting as ever. The kid youāre babysitting is quite the charmer too!
Many things have changed since you moved in, butā oddly enoughā the objects didnāt mind. Your habits, hobbies, and social life is significantly different than the og!homeowner. Yet, youāve shown so much kindness in the short time living here.
Perhaps, when the bitter feeling the og!owner left behind disappears, they hope youāre willing to build a proper friendshipā and orā a potential relationship with them.
daisuke, who waits eagerly from the cabinets for you to come by, fingers itching for something to do despite the work in his hands already
daisuke, who holds you close and allows the world to fade away until it's nothing but your very essence
daisuke, who whispers sweet words into your ear as he keeps you close, listing down every single thing he loves about you
daisuke, who kisses your lips with care, as if you may crack, yet still with a passion that set you ablaze
daisuke, who allows his hands and lips to trail down your body, worshipping and fawning as if you were one of his most prized ceramics
daisuke, who suddenly sweeps you off your feet, his hooded eyes gazing at you with adoration as he mutters something about how his work may need to wait a bit longer
What about a darling who is insatiable, always needing more than 2 rounds- everyday single day. Can they take it? who can survive or who will tap out (preferredly hector and telly, add more if u want š«¶)
Dateables W/ Insatiable Darling
warnings; nsfw/18+, overstimulation, dacryphilia, safeword mention
Who survives
Hector survives, only hanging on by sheer determination and the need to please you! Heāll fuck you through his own orgasms, tears pricking his eyes as he willfully ignores the sharp sparks of pain jolting through his sensitive cock until youāre creaming around him yet again- The feeling forcing yet another load out of him, watery and almost drained completely. Then, heāll switch to his fingers, pumping them in and out consistently while mouthing at your clit. You will not go unsatisfied!
Kristof survives! Taking it as a challenge, the large man will have to be pried from your cunt as your body finally screams, jolting and kicking at his firm body. Heās as insatiable as you (for sex! for challenge! for battle!), beard covered in your juices as he drags his thick tongue across your clit for the umpteenth time, or plunging his thick cock inside with the amount of precision and force youād expect out of him during war. Heāll preen proudly as he leaves you completely melted, twitching from overstimulation
Telly survives, only by the thinnest thread and the impressive ability to distract you with his tongue in order to give his cock a break. If he canāt do that, leaving you to your own devices as you ride his fat cock? Heāll break, head tilted back as he moans and grabs at your hips, biting his biting lip while his eyes glaze over. His tongue is his savior from your hellish sex drive, plunging it deep in your hole, gliding sloppily around your clit while pushing his fingers inside your dripping hole.
Who Doesnāt Survive
Daisuke doesnāt survive! He relies on edging and foreplay for most of his sexual endeavors. Heāll make sure you cum, maybe multiple times, and cum good on his fingers, cock, or tongue! but once he himself releases? Itās all done for him, and if you try going further than that, youāll at least be met by the pretty sight of him tearing up, flushed as drool gathers at the side of his mouth.
Bobby Pinn does not survive, theyāre not the kind of pin that can handle any sort of overstimulation! Multiple rounds will have them sputtering and pleading, nails digging into your skin as tears cling to their lashes. Theyāll whimper out the safeword, dizzy and boneless against the mattress and into your arms, immediately falling asleep. Theyāll definitely ignore anything you say to tease or bring it up, of course they can keep up! If they were going based off their own crime-boss level stamina, youād be dead!
Cabrizzio doesnāt survive, and is very happy about it, actually! Even through the overstimulation, keeping his perfect cock inside of you loyally, looking up at you through reddish eyes while praises fall from his lips. Kisses turn from romantic to desperate as he feels you continue, gripping your hips but at the same time begging you to not stop. He loves being this close to you, the intimacy of seeing each other so vulnerable, he admires how you take charge to get what you want from him.
š» ft. tulpar crew x gn reader
š» request. the crew's reactions to walking in on reader touching themselves.
š» content. 18+ content, minors dni. potential second hand embarrassment, reader is gender neutral (no genitalia specified), getting caught, masturbation, semi-public masturbation.
š» enjoy! feel free to like, reblog, or send in asks!
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Tulpar crew most to least rough?
MOST TO LEAST ROUGH IN BEDā TULPAR CREW.
warnings: suggestive
JIMMY
Jimmy is by no means,vanilla. He just doesn't get the point of fucking if it's not rough and hard or even painful. He bites like a rabid dog, so much so to the point of drawing blood. Jimmy doesn't necessarily care about making you feel good, as long as he's getting his own satisfaction, he is happy. Jimmy is a bed breaker. He isn't all that much into foreplay, but if he's in the mood, he'll do it. The nastiest dirty talker, will say shit so vile it might scare you. he doesn't care for safe words, he'll just have his way with you,how he wants, when he wants.
DAISUKE
Daisuke is a young, handsome lad whose libido is higher than the fucking sky, he isn't all that experienced which is exactly why he doesn't shy away from trying new things in bed. although he doesn't want to hurt you/ make you uncomfortable in the slightest, he unknowingly becomes hella rough when he's nearing his peak. Is also hella into marking you up, his high libido leaves you overstimulated. you're definitely having back aches.
SWANSEA
Swansea is a tired man, he likes taking his sweet time and doing it slowly, intimately. But that doesn't mean he hasn't got it. If he ever feels that he isn't pleasuring you the way you deserve to be, get ready for a wild night because this guy will show you a side of him completely unknown to you. He is experienced he knows how to make you feel good, he knows where to touch you to get the right sounds out. and if it ever came to that, he will break the bed.
ANYA
Anya loves to be taken care of,she loves it when you slowly, and passionately make love to her, slowly and passionately. she loves you being gentle, showing her that you love her in all the ways that make her feel good. But in all honesty, she also loves it when you make her back arch, and lips mewl by being rough. she loves scratching your back with her nails during missionary, she loves biting you, and being marked up by you.
CURLY
I know that I've put curly in the least curly tier, but that isn't exactly who he is. Curly is absolutely terrified of hurting you in any way or form, he only wants to make you feel good, he doesn't care for his own pleasure sometimes. He wants to make sure that you feel great, satisfied and happy. That's all that matters to him, but sometimes, just sometimes he lets his inner feelings lose, and rams into you like an animal in heat, curly is big, that isn't even up for debate. When he is into it he's into it. You'll be unable to wall for the next several days. But curly would feel so fucking guilty that he'll take care of your every need during those days, he promises to himself that he'll never do that to you ever again, because he simply just wants to pamper and protect you. but he sometimes slips and lets his lust control him, it happens very very rarely though,but whenever it does happen, you're not sure if you're complaining.
I'm lowkey surprised that I haven't come across any Date Everything fics where Reader is lowkey objectum, especially pre-glasses era.
Imagine loving on your objects, cooing out sweet words of affection and peppering them in kisses and having dates only to get the glasses and oh would you look at that, now they can smother you in kisses back.
NSFW HC'Sā Daisuke, Cam, Chance & Tony x GN!Reader (MDNI)
A/N: I have found out that listening to Meghan is the best way to get me to write smut, bigger in texas is so damn good. Sorry for any mistakes as English isn't my first language:-]
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