The Types Of Gay By Prince Charming.
The “Instagram Relationship” Gay…..He’s in a relationship in which they both are cheating on each other, but thier pics on IG be on FLEEK
The “Call-Center” Gay….. He works at a call center that he refers to as his “Office” and is always taking a picture with a head set on
The “Educated” Gay….. He has a degree… YAY! Who doesn’t?! …But he will let you know time and time again that he has one, or more
The “Forever 21” gay…..He will spend his entire check at H&M and Forever 21. And will walk in the club like he got on Tom Ford
The “Social Media Only” Gay….He tweets you all day long, and always write on your Facebook post, but act like he don’t know you in person
The “Church” Gay…..He goes to Church Monday-Sunday but still finds time to have orgys and shit! Super saved but super freaky
The “Confusing” gay….He’s on Jackd and Grinder ass Naked, but his Bio says he is Looking for love, and not looking for hook ups
The “Facebook” Gay….He’s your friend on Facebook, but swears he’s ur friend in real life! You have NO idea who he is!
The “Nosey” Gay..He always knows the “tea” and is ALWAYS in somebody business! Clearly doesn’t have a job, and has too much time on his hand
The “Observant” Gay , NOT to be confused with the Nosey gay…..He can go to a party and notice EVERYTHING that went on in the entire room
The “Facetune” Gay…. His IG pics get 1000 likes and He looks so good….ONLINE….In person, his face looks like a 1000 Grand Candy Bar
The “I Didn’t Say That” Gay…..He always says something problematic, but when confronted he suddenly has amnesia
The “Anti-Social” Gay….He is always standing by the FRONT door at the club, looking people up and down! He should’ve stay at HOME
The “Same Pants” Gay…. He has 1 pair of Jeans, but his Shirts be hella cute! Only the Observant Gay notice he only has 1 pair
The “I Didn’t See You” Gay…. He see you when you come in the club, but he aint gonna speak first…His excuse is ALWAYS “I didnt see you”
The “Big Girl” Gay …. He is overweight , but that doesn’t stop him from CHEWING MEAT! …Dick sucking EXPERT
The “Make Up Wearing” Gay… Please allow them an extra 2 hours to get ready for the club….They Face be beat to the GAWDS!
The “Retail” Gay …. He works in retail, He dress nice….But only because he get discounts..He be stingy with his benefits
The “Trade in Pics” Gay…. He looks like the most masculine person in the world, ONLINE….But in person his is FISHY BOOTZ
The “BFFs” Gay….. Its 2 or more of them….They share everything! Clothes! Cars! Blow Up Beds, and NIGGAS! But they fight for each other
The “Opportunist” Gay… He hits you up, wanting to hang out, but has no car or bus fare, and wants you to pick him up.
The “Down In The DM” Gay… He wont speak to you at the club, but when you make it home, he in your inbox saying how nice you looked
The “College” Gay.. You only see him at the club during Holiday Breaks….But he still manage to sleep with 10 people then go back to school
The “I’m Important” Gay…. He begs to be in someones V.I.P section just to post a pic saying he was in V.I.P
The “RHOA” Gay …. He swears he is Nene, or Porsha, or Phaedra or SOMEBODY…He quotes them ALL DAY LONG! ….usually a Big Girl
The “Political Correct” Gay…He wants to challenge all your facebook status and tweets…You always have to block him
The “DIY” Gay…. He creates ALL his clothes! He will cut some pants up so quick! And add a few sprinkles of bleach! His outfit be LIT!
The “DL” Gay…. He be at the club every Friday, and yall got 600 mutual friends on Facebook…But his status says He loves “Bad Bitches"
The “Reading” Gay…. This gay will Read the EYES off you! Don’t ever come for this gay unless they send for you
The “I Know Him” Gay…. Don’t ever tell this gay about a guy you like, because he always says “I know him” ..When he just follows him on IG
The “Not so Festive” Gay … He wears red to an all white party, street clothes to a costume party…He just isn’t festive at all
The “Bisexual” Gay …..He aint never seen pussy a day in his life! And he suck more dick than a lil bit! But to each its own
The “Meme Using” Gay…. Having a text convo with this gay is like playing pictionary! He don’t use words at all! Only Memes and emojis
The “Moving to ATL” Gay…. This gay thinks moving to ATL is going to make his life 10x better..
The “That’s Bae” Gay…He says everyone is his bae! He suffers from Greedy Butch Queen syndrome! You’re single because he claims everyone
The “Interpretation Needed” Gay… He’s always texting you long paragraphs full of tea, but full of typos..You have to tell him to just call
The “Flight Attendant” Gay…. He finally got the job at Delta and can travel for FREE….He loves to down talk people who don’t travel
The “Self Hating” Gay…. This gay tries his best to PROVE to the world he is not like “Other” gays…But his body count begs to differ
The “What Does He Do” Gay……Not to be confused with The Flight Attendant Gay…This gay is ALWAYS traveling but no one knows why or how!
