Who Ya Callin' Short?!

Hey guys, it's Heinz! Anyway, I'll be putting all my shit here and I hope you enjoy your time here! | WARNING: this beansprout has a literal Sailor's Mouth <3 | They/Them | 27

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Crochet projects part two

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Part one of crochet projects.

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Oh hi, it me. Got bored so I’ll post some crochet I’ve done soon.

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Oh hey it’s purple now-

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The mini foods were a bit of a mess, but I think in the end they came out well! ❤️

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Hotel selfie! Ft. Ketchup and Dino nugget.

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I don’t know how often I’ll post, but the update on me: I’ve done my sailor time and am now a veteran and civilian. New job, new apartment, partner of three years, and of course colorful hair!

Feel free to message me if you want to be in contact with me again! ❤️

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Oops I guess I’m back-

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Happy MerMay from a little Merperson~

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When you’re stuck in quarantine but still wanna look pretty ~

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come see what flower you are bc while the world is dark u deserve to be told u are bright and beautiful 

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Been awhile on here! Loving my time overseas~ gotta take a break when work is 24/7.

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Got my hair done recently! So now it’s a nice red color ~

In other news, my Noiz beanie came in today 🥰

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Just wanted to show you guys the before and after of my surgery last month~ it’s such a huge difference, especially on my health ❤️

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I hope this is a Crowley approved outfit 💕😈🐍

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Nice car selfie! Don’t mind the screaming guy in the back~

Mister Bones is home and in comfy pajamas now ❤️❤️

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Day two and three after surgery! Still a bit sore and swollen, but feeling happier every day!

I think I’m also already standing taller, too~