Revenge is a Dish Best Served Now

I'm here for a good time, not a long time ☠️❤️☠️❤️☠️ I'm also really fucking obsessed with pirates

[goth-queen]

[lordchairesq]

[teaboot]

my criminal son, caught in the act, entirely without remose

[teaboot]

"aww he's eating the kibble out of the bag"

NO HE WAS NOT

[dogpuppy]

Kid tattled on my kid at the park, told me “your kid called me a bootydog” and it was so fucking hard not to laugh

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[depsidase]

[songsomi]

"At least they got your good side." "Didn't know I have a bad one."

[classictombraider]

[hapless-hollow]

Rodarte AW16

[depsidase]

[duckdotcom]

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

[sorrrowfull]

[depsidase]

[goth-queen]

[seasonofhorror]

THE WITCH

2015, dir. Robert Eggers

[flameandignite]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Davy Jones character development art by Crash McCreery.