Crowfessor (Crow Professor)

30+ | Enby | Druid | Pirate | Digital Humanities | Etc | @moonglade-poetess is my gorgeous partner and pfp artist | Occasionally NSFW (so no minors pls), no theme--just things I like, find funny, pretty, etc.

[dogpuppy]

[digitalvampyr]

the princess has requested a headlock

[xultraviolentlightx]

Hey, so I’d really appreciate if you’d just lose your fucking mind whenever we make eye contact, thanks.

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[silverselunite]

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Failing my religion

[an-elegant-reflection]

Jace Wallace

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[herpsandbirds]

Purple-crowned Fairywren (Malurus coronatus), L - female & R - male, family Maluridae, found in northern Australia

photograph by JJ Harrison

[unknownbearing]

[wordfather]

[butchfagminotaur]

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

[butchfagminotaur]

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

[butchfagminotaur]

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

[butchfagminotaur]

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

[scottsumrners]

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[robotslenderman]

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

[vampiratecaptain]

we are having Untidy Josephs for dinner

[srayalin]

Harrow wip thats eating me alive

i love her so much why does she have to suffer so much in the book i dont like this. She deserves so much, everything even.

[charnel-grounds]

Erick “Dub” Weir, “Ritual”

charcoal on paper, n.d.

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter