Snowy blooms set against the deep blue
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Snowy blooms set against the deep blue
Sword blades, Mycenae, 1570-1500 BCE, gold inlay on bronze, Ethnikon Archaiologikon Mouseion. From the Visual Arts Legacy Collection (JSTOR)
hurtful
my uncle who works at peanuts said theyre giving snoopy a pompompurin asshole next financial quarter
Frog's Adventure🐸
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
love this phrasing. imagine running into cain at a truck stop
Ozymandias
mole cricket
important Character traits:
paranoia
control freakism
sense of self-worth so low that it loops back around into being totally dismissive of everyone else
a warm-hearted kind center beneath 200 protective walls of bitterness that doesn't actually make the bitterness better in any way at all even a little bit
bisexuality
crushing feelings of responsibility
zero understanding of own bodily autonomy that bleeds out and affects how they treat others
a lil petty vindictive sadism they maybe don't wanna look at too hard or acknowledge
full self-awareness of all their most negative traits without working to fix those traits at all
internalized misogyny
a mysterious undefinable hunger that cannot / should not / must not ever be sated
asexuality