The Hermit

outcasts and misfits

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I beat Jimbo 12 times so he taught me acrobatics.

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My first Kubyenka project is finally done!

Meet Toadyenka -

He's a little wonky, but that seems appropriate. Badly stitched, eyes too big, comically long finger on each hand....etc.

Pattern: Frog & Toad by Dot Pebbles - if you've ever thought of trying but being scared, don't be. It's so well written and any issues were of my own design. Stitching up the belly was the hardest part because I haven't learnt to mattress stitch on anything flat, let alone shaped. I winged it.

Jacket was freestyled. But iirc, the back panel was 20 stitches with a colour change in the middle. Front panels and sleeves were 8 across. It's a double mosstitch to get a padded effect. I did them all the same height but would shorten the sleeves next time, these had to be folded back.

Yarn: I will have to find.... but i also don't recommend it as its cotton so was murder of my fingers....

Photos by MondoBash on Insta and Tiktok.

He has a Staropram bottle cap helmet (and little red coif), a proper Czech Budweiser bottle cap shield, and a cocktail sword!

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Found him. He's quick, but not quick enough (for Tinker, anyway).

Love that he sees Tess and bricks it, then tries playing dead.

I have since punched a scholar in the back of the head but the guard was called and he sent Theresa to her dad to be grounded for three days :(

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I loaded the game, forgot where I was for a second, then decided to check on the corpse.....

Little bastard won't stay dead and found a portal in the bushes. What sort of demon is he?

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Theresa's Adventure Part One

So, after beating the shit out of Kunesh (with help from Tinker), Tess entered some archery contests and earnt a bit of cash before engaging in some poaching, which she was terrible at (and that had nothing to do with me, of course) but managed to bag a deer and earn even more money. She bought a nice dress and, not wanting to muddy it, changed in the middle of town. And lucky she did because Kunesh hadn't had enough.

Happy International Women's day!

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Happy international women's day (what's left of it) I'm having a nice time playing A Woman's Lot and not stressing about it as much now I've got so many hours of KCD1 behind me.

I dreamt of a maxed out Tess.

And then I decided to try punching Kunesh.

After that I had a lovely time robbing him, selling his clothes, gambling, hanging out with friends.

Part Two (because tumblr only allows one video per post :()

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Have we had this one yet?

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Communist Cat Hood for Kitten Beach - I'm submitting it for standard uniform.

Pattern: Cat Hat by uglibabies on Etsy

Yarn: @westyorkshirespinners Fable (brushed Aran) in Phoenix

If I did it again.... I'd do it on smaller needles, i think. And add some length. The needles I used were between the 5mm (suggested) and a 5.5. It fits, but I find it a little baggy at the back. I also never check my gauge.....

The dog will likely be my eventual murderer.

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“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!“ ~ Bram Stoker: Dracula

Istvampire confirmed.

Also....

This is something too, right?

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the boys take on their hardest mission yet—fiber arts

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So, I love this picture and became obsessed last year with the idea of knitting camo. I managed to find a nice yarn by King Cole (camouflage dk in woodland) and made a hat! Pattern was by Ruke Knits (green hat and Infinity scarf). Nobody needs to see my face so I used the only workable screenshot I had of Price, but it was a beardless jumpscare so I covered up his shame.

Made my dog a matching cowl and somehow rigged up a crochet poo bag holder.

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I felt inspired to make Henry his own "bastard" heraldry.

The flames represent Skalitz & the forge that formed him, while the red band is his undeniable blood bond to his father Sir Radzig.

The prominent black triangle represents his grief & bastard status as a source of strength rather than shame.

(Black on yellow being similar to Capon's House of Leipa colours is no coincidence)

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My Brother got me the Medieval Cookbook by Maggie Black. This recipe sounds like Hans just got egged.

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I can't draw.

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My Brother got me the Medieval Cookbook by Maggie Black. This recipe sounds like Hans just got egged.

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