Water In Your Hands — make a mess!

Jess, 21, Boston.

[twilightly-blog]

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox (2009)

[jackstaubergif]

[bunney]

would you still love me if i had this theme?

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[throwbackblr]

[saanidarko]

Me on the phone with my mom

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[nudygoon]

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

After baths my dog Kylie always runs around at full speed with her face on the floor to dry it off she just goes hog wild and she’s having flea problems rn bc they’re bad this summer even with medication obvs so I just gave her a flea bath which are super drying so I rubbed her down with coconut oil afterward and what I’m leading up to here is there is now a slime weasel that we can not grab ricocheting at full speed between furniture like some sort of chaotic oily pinball

[setheverman]

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

[setheverman]

your WHAT

[ohitstransparent]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

[oliver-sonntag]

[bnmxfld]

The 1975 / Love It If We Made It

[ifeellessalien]

(x)

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[whitepeopletwitter]