charity is my wife

ruby milligan for life, mackenzies plaything, robert is my sugar something ... the typos queeeeen .Sim (they/she) | 29 | in my emmerdale faze

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[happyk44]

[ID: Gifset. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[happyk44]

[ID: Gifset. A trio of sheep walk past a church. The trio is made up of Lily, a Shetland sheep, Sebastian, a black Castlemilk Moorit sheep, and Mopple, a Merino sheep. The conversation between them is as follows:

Lily, looking at the church: What is this?

Sebastian: This is the church where someone named God lives.

Lily: Who's God?

Sebastian: It's a bit confusing. God is a shepherd.

Mopple: So he could be our shepherd.

Sebastian: No, because he's also a lamb.

Lily: What?

Sebastian: And he's also invisible. And he's made of bread. And he damns things.

Lily: Dams things? Like a beaver?

Sebastian: Yes.

Lily: So God is a big, invisible lamb-beaver made of bread?

Sebastian: Yes. And they eat him on Sundays.

Mopple: Poor God. /end ID]

[blakegallo]

S5 MIDSEASON HIATUS ↳ day fifteen | bobby nash + season premiere

[sunshinevettel]

And I'll have an orange juice as well, please, ta.

[saintthesim]

i just had a flash of mack and nicola and i see it and its hot

[sunshinevettel]

And it's not fair either.

[sunshinevettel]

We're gonna need some help, Mack's at the christening.

[saintthesim]

Serena date Matty please

[alright-fuckhead]

Serena Sugden | 30.06.2026

[saintthesim]

Them bringing up John reminded me that Mack is dtill blamed for the slurry stuff

[saintthesim]

Serena sugden youre a reporterrrr arent you

[cedarwaxwingsandberries]

So the heatwave affecting India right now is insane. For my fellow fahrenheit folks out there, 60°C (the white areas) is 140°F.

The highest recorded temperature in Death Valley was 134°F.

[perfectday1972]

how many piercings do you have

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[saintthesim]

charity being brave and still telling someone what happened despite all the yelling about the other stuff she'd done

:( darling

[saintthesim]

serenading your son with a song called father and son like he'd get it -

mood

[saintthesim]

KEV TOWNSEND IS AMAZINg LOOOOKKL

[tatejoseph]

EMMERDALE | 23.06.26