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you make a comment about yuta having a serial killer vibe to him and he tilts his head and goes “girls are too pretty to kill,”
yk im probably like . thinking wishfully but was ur former blog hieori??
nope im not hieori but i do know them!! used to read their works a lot because they wrote good stuff <3 sadly their account seems to be gone now…
whoever his name is it feels like im seeing ran in one of those alternative universe made by fans
edit: NAH CUz he BECOMES A DILF WHAT (or maybe its just me who cant let him go)
He… He???? I'm claiming it as my own. OMG, I can't breathe, look at this guy, LOOK AT HIM
Do you see that too? DAMN
i homestly cant do yhis IM going to die save me haitnai ran save me
have y’all seen that one bonten haitani ran cosplay because…. goddamn… I NEED U GUYS TO SEE THESE AND LIKE MORE OF THEM ON TWITTER
go to their twitter people… @/jusang_cos
Them in the bad timelines ♡
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talking about bonten haitani ran in a relationship is that ran is probably hard to fall in love with someone, because with his lifestyle and job demand, it is almost impossible for him to actually go out with the intent to look for someone. most of the time, he just likes the temporary company from bonten girls, and sleeps with them just for fun and when he feels like it.
even when obviously, the girls are willing to take it further with him, ran never wants to. he doesn’t think he can commit to one person since all his life he could always have everything and anyone, so why stay with one person?
he believes that's still going to be like that in the future—until he meets someone who makes him interested, slowly increasing the need to know more about that person, which becomes bigger and uncontrollable. the next thing he knows, he's already wrapped around their finger. ran is usually calm and collected; there are just a few things that can make him lose his self-control, and apparently, stupidly, helplessly, falling in love is one of them.
however, once he does fall in love, this man is smitten as fuck and will move heaven and earth to make his significant other feel happy and loved. and he means it, no matter what.
would ran cheat? in my opinion, no. he wouldn’t even spend nights in the club anymore since he has his significant other at home, curled up inside the blanket, sleeping peacefully, and he just wants to cuddle the moment he opens the bedroom door.
ran loves his sleep since his early days. now that he’s in bonten, where he can barely sleep peacefully without the ring of his phone at 6 am asking him to meet up because one or two things that seem to have always happened when he has just slept for about 2 hours.
his significant other’s presence in his penthouse, sleeping cutely in his bed that once was usually empty and cold, is above everything. ran will snuggle with them once he takes a shower and falls asleep within minutes, since the smell of them and the feel of holding them in his arms are his own melatonin.
ran loves his significant other very much, even more as time goes by. he hopes that they notice and understand that too because he never fell in love this deeply with someone else. so once he does, there is no way he is letting that person go. and he means it.
i think haitani ran is very sexy. half body and neck tattoos. neatly slicked back hair. jaded violet orbs. sickly sweet languid smile. expensive custom tailored suits. deep melifluous voice. witty. the oldest brother. 6 feet tall. 37 year old. a gemini. i can go on and on
ran would give you such shit for being shorter than him. you want a kiss but can’t reach? he’s acting like he never heard you, looking around with nonchalance and a smug smile on his face. you pull at his sleeve to further try to get his attention? he thinks that’s cute, so, sure, he’ll look down at you finally. once you repeat that you want him to lean down and kiss you he’ll put on a thinking face, seeming unsure. “the weather’s pretty nice up here, doll, i think i’ll stay up here.” you give him a push to his chest, annoyed by his behavior. and then, only then, will he finally swoop down, taking your hands into his so you can’t push him away, and kiss you a sickeningly sweet kiss.
WANT HIM SO BAD….. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY….
The way we just collectively agreed that ghost has an elephant truck sized dick between his legs
we all know its real
sorry im in my haitani ran brainrot era again that i got too serious in writing the last post (didnt regret a single second spent for it)
haitani ran cares about your appearance as much as he does about his own. he loves it when you are able to make people turn their heads as you walk together, only for them to realize how possessively ran grips your waist, paired with a cocky smile on his handsome face.
ran does not get jealous—after all, you are his favorite doll, and he believes he is the best you could ever have. those people are nothing compared to him.
ran enjoys it when people realize that the person they find attractive is his, leaving them to stare and wonder what it would be like if you were theirs. he takes pride each time people steal glances at you, some hesitating to approach and ask for your number before he shows up, immediately extinguishing their courage.
ran thinks those people are pathetic, coveting something out of their league when ran has you wrapped around his finger. sometimes, he wants to show them how much he owns you, how far you are willing to go just to please him, being his good little toy that can do nothing but to accept and take everything he has to give only to hear honeyed praises from him.
ran always gives you whatever you want, as long as it makes sense. so, if it is about allowances to pamper yourself—getting your nails done every two or three weeks, visiting your hairstylist each month, having your eyelashes retouched, buying yourself some new accessories, jewelry, or clothes—though he prefers to be there to choose the outfits himself.
ran is generous, but if it is about making you look even more gorgeous than you already are (although he is not sure if that is even possible because you are already so stunning), he will not hesitate to spend a significant sum of money.
ran likes it when you get your nails done, seeing new nail art as your fingers intertwine with his, wondering about the concept you have chosen this time. but on top of everything, he likes it the most when your pretty nail art-adorned fingers wrap around his cock as you look up to him through your lashes, scrutinizing every subtle change in his expression while you are working diligently to please him.
and if he is feeling generous, he might reward your efforts with a gentle caress on your cheek. after all, he has spoiled you enough, so it is only right for you to try harder to earn a praise from him, isn't it?
ran loves making you feel pretty, only to turn you into a beautiful mess in his hands.
Lilium Longiflorum
Summary: When Ran calls you at work
Pairing: Haitani Ran x Reader
Tags: angst
TW: mentions of blood, death
WC: 2.7k
The morning sunlight slowly crept through the glass plate windows, bathing the Longiflorum lilies in its rays. The dew on the pure white petals threw sparkles into the air.
You shifted the bucket. The droplets fell. In the shaded area, the shadows seemed to seep the brightness out of the flowers.
It was then your phone rang. The sudden noise made you jump, and you nearly knocked a nearby pail over. Hurriedly, you pulled out your phone, wanting to silence it since you were at work. But when you saw the name on your display screen, confusion swelled up inside you, and your thumb, enroute to the decline button, paused.
You glanced at your manager at the counter. She was preparing orders for deliveries later today. The sound of the ringtone had attracted her attention and she met your gaze.
Ran? She mouthed amidst the noise of your phone and the crinkling of the wrapping paper.
You nodded.
i havr read this dozen times ans im always crying afterwards IT HURST ME SO MUCH WHEN HE DKEOWJWKSKWKN FUCK
ran’s so kind. it’s hard to think that one of bonten’s most important members is the man you lay in bed with each night. ran’s so gentle. he has a voice as silky as the expensive satin that adorns your body, just a few words from him causing you to melt. ran is just so caring. you’ve never met anyone as attentive as him, it takes you by surprise how he seems to read your mind—when you’re upset, excited, needy. he knows you like the back of his hand.
that meticulousness he carries with him never falters, even when he’s got you under him, lithe ring-laden fingers swirling at your hips while he coaxes you to take each inch of him. other nights it wasn’t as much of a struggle to accommodate him, but seeing as he just came back from his extended business trip incredibly pent up, it’s as if he’d gotten inches bigger.
almost there, baby. that’s it. the honeyed praise is admired although it slips into one ear and out the other. your hole clenches tightly around his shaft, attempting in its grandeur to take as much of him as possible.
ran’s so handsome. the way his jaded lavender eyes lock onto yours and occasionally flit to where you both connect. ran’s just perfect. even with you a crying, dripping mess underneath him, he’s still kept up—not a hair out of place. even when he pushed himself inside you in the slightest, effectively bottoming out, he kept his composure despite wanting to fuck into you then and there.
or maybe he will. you’re his baby, his angel. you could take it, he knows you could. he could let his hips take over and rut into you until you’re too dumb to realize how much of a mess you made, and just how stuffed full you are.
ran’s a bit pretentious.
screaming crying throwing up i honestly need this to be tattooed on my skin
haitani ran is the type to borrow your hairclips or hairties when he still has his long hair without telling you. there are times when you want to use them but they are gone and you can't find them no matter how hard you look for them, before realizing who stole them—ran.
one time you were complaining to ran via text how you were missing your favorite hairclip and ran was like,"oh the one you use often?"
you: yeah the one i use daily
ran: oh im using it
then he sent you a photo of him wearing that hairclip. that's why you bought him the same hairclip because once you bought him in different color and he was like,"i wanted the same one as you." because he loves twinning with you.
eventually you bought him the exact same color like you and he finally shut up about it. ever since then you two often use each other's hairclip without realizing because you put them in the same place. like when you want to use it, you sometimes see a strand or two of his hair and so does he. you don't really care about it but when it comes to ran he always takes a photo and send it to you randomly at times.
ran: look what i brought with me
ran: seems like i cant never get you out of my mind huh?
and he probably uses your skincare too, reminds you to use your skincare daily, or he will help you remove your makeup every time you get too drunk to do it.
How Bonten members babysit your and Rindou's son + extra info HC
Characters: Ran, Sanzu, Koko, Kakucho
Warnings: Language
SANZU 😭😭😭