Could They ACTUALLY Beat Saitama

Hello. Here we try to find out which characters can defeat Saitama. Read the pinned post for more info.

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Welcome to the only Tumblr gimmick Blog where we determined who can ACTUALLY beat Saitama!

This blog was entirely inspired by this post, and we used the same rules to determine who can actually beat Saitama from One Punch Man. So a character could ONLY win if they 1: Have some possible way of being able to not get punched even once, and 2: (this is the important one) If it is funnier for them to win then it is to lose. therefore Goku and Superman already lose by this tournament's logic.

This blog was entirely powered by submissions for who to have, and polls to see if they win. We are no longer taking submissions because I got punched.

If you wanna see the results of the polls in one place check out this post!

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Hello! And welcome back to Season 2 of Ultimate Obscure Blorbo!

If you don't know the rules already, unlike many poll blogs where you just vote whichever character you know regardless of the actual criteria, here you CAN'T vote for a character you know! So the more obscure a character is the better they will do!

I am your host, @chzdavmpr and with me is also have with me @dynamicentropy who is helping me with the charity stuff.

"Charity stuff?" you ask, full of bemusement. That's right, this season this entire tournament will be a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, or PCRF. They are a charity that provides food, water, and medical supplies/treatment to those in urgent need in Gaza, and has longer term goals of providing healthcare to children across Palestine. We have a lot of plans on incentives and goals which we will let you guys know about when they're set up (more info here), but for now if you can donate to them then you can do so here;

Now without further ado, if you would like to submit a character you can do so here!

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Doing a season 2 of my other poll blog for charity.

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Can I, The Person Running this Poll Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if the- Hey wait a minute! I don't wanna be here! Let me out! I don't wanna fight him he'll kick my ass!

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would I win?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2024

please just make it quick

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Welp. 69.7% of you have sentenced me to Death by Saitama. Before I get punched tho let's indulge in a favorite pastime of mine; stats!

The best Saitma deafter is The Goose from Untitled Goose Game, with 94.3%, narrowly beating Roadrunner from Looney Tunes, who has 93.8%

Isca the Unbeaten from X-Men was BY FAR the worst Saitama opponent, with a mere 3.1% thinking they can win, which if I remember correctly, that included exactly 1 person. But just in case that stat is just due to small sample size, the runner up worst was Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 with only 8.5%

The final winrate was 54.8%, with an average score of 52.3%. Both of these are higher then I think they should be, but what are you gonna do? I wish you all a good day, but I simply must get to my punching appointment. Goodbye.

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Can YOU Defeat Saitama?

Rules: you can only defeat Saitama if you

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for you to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would You Win?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2024

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And Finally; 77.4% of you are correct that you can not beat Saitama, with 22.6% of you SUPER LOSING cause no you can not, and saying you can only worsens your odds.

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Can Steve from Big Top Burger Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2024

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Steve CAN beat Saitama, with an 81.7% agreement

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Can Imposter from Among Us Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2024

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50.5%

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Can Flabébé from Pokémon Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2024

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Flabébé can NOT beat Saitama, with only 36.9% thinking it can

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Can Leeroy Jenkins from World of Warcraft Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2024

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Leeroy can NOT beat Saitama, with only 37.2% thinking he can

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Can Kyubey from Madoka Magica Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

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Kyubey can NOT beat Saitama, with only 20.6% thinking they can

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Can Joltik from Pokémon Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

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Jolitk CAN beat Saitama, with a 68.7% agreement

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Can The Cabbage Merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

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The Cabbage Merchant can NOT beat Saitama, with only 33.6% thinking they can

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Can Pop Fizz from Skylanders Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2024

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Pop FIzz can NOT beat Saitama, with only 41.6% thinking they can

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Can The Djinn from Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2024

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The Djinn CAN beat Saitama, with an 86.5% agreement, which is easily the highest out of the 3 genies

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Can Genie from Aladdin (2019) Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2024

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2019's Genie can NOT beat Saitama, with only 14.3% thinking they can

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Can Genie from Aladdin (1992) Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2024

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1992's Genie CAN beat Saitama, with a 66.2% agreement

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Can Maxwell from Scribblenauts Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

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Maxwell CAN beat Saitama, with a 75.4% agreement

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Can Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they

1: Can avoid getting punched, AND

2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

Would they win?

Yes

No

I do not know who this is

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

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Astarion can NOT beat Saitama, with only 8.5% thinking he can, making him the worst Saitama defeater (other then one that might have just been from small sample size)

It also made a perfect penis poll. Good job everyone.