For translations check the tag #translation
Characters are tagged by last name first name
Card Events (two 3* and one 2* per set)
Nightmare / Christmas (2025) / Masquerade / Valentine / White Day / Easter / Marine / June Bride (2026) / Beach Battle
Battle Events (two 3* per set)
Assassin period & assassin killer / ROCK / Mafia Drunkard & Awakening / Limit Break / Combat Mode / Angel and Demon / Shinobu / King / Legion / Oriental / Cyber Pop / Moonlit Flurry / Dual Fate / Godliness / Battle of spirits
Story Events (two 3* and one 2* per set)
Sugar Street / Bear Land / Cyber Punk / June Bride / Trickling Rain / Wish Upon A Star / Beach House / Ayakashi / Night Walker / Summer Festival / Pirates / After School / Halloween / Autumn Bond / Fantasy / Bloody Holiday / New Years Greetings / Setsubun / Night Cherry Blossoms / Dragon Crest / Circus / Wonderland / Bloody Casino / riverside
Birthday Cards
Birthday I / Birthday II
Anniversary Cards
100 Day Anniversary / Half Anniversary / 300 Day Anniversary / First Anniversary
Other Sets and Series
Standard three stars / Sakamoto Store / Splendor / BLACK / Warrior / Nightpool / Sakapuzz Award 2025 / Awakening Fest / Nightwear /
Other EXTREME Gacha cards / Sakanyan Shouten (Cat Day) / Ohinasama / Sakababu (babies/april fools) / Children's Day / Fairy
Notes
Unlinked events are either in queue or have parts missing. You can check the missing card post to see which.
after finishing the pirate event story i was thinking of going through the events chronologically when I'm bored but feel free to send requests in if anyones interested in specific event stories. Please mind that battle events dont have stories.
I wont be able to take birthday story requests as I havent seen those archived in game (i could try digging around in game but im pretty sure those are one offs together with the short dialogues extreme gacha cards get) unless anyone happens to find the script somewhere.
Set Sail! The island where treasure lies
Part 1 / Part 2
(*inside the Sakamoto Store*)
Heisuke: Yo~! I'm here to get today's leftover meat buns!
Shin: You...Don't you get tired from eating meat buns day in day out?
Heisuke: Hm? Why would I get tired of it when they are this tasty. Besides it'd be a waste to just throw them away.
Shin: Well, you've got a point.
Aoi: Shin-kun, Heisuke-kun, got a minute?
Shin: Hm? What is it Aoi-san?
Aoi: You see, my friend is sponsoring an event but they don't seem to have enough staff for it.
Aoi: It's a part time job with overnight stay, but I was wondering if you two could help out?
Shin: If it's for your friend we'll help! Right, Heisuke?
Heisuke: Yeah! Leave it to us!
Aoi: Really? You're a big help, thank you!
Heisuke: So, what exactly do you need us to do?
Aoi: Ufufu, that is for you to look forward to when you arrive ♪
Shin and Heisuke: ???
... (*scene change, fancy hall background*)
Shin: Hello there everyone, you've got nerves to come aboard our ship. It will be an arduous journey so be prepared.
Heisuke: You guys boarding this ship means that from today on you too are part of our family!
Shin: With the pirates oath from our hearts, hoist the sails and take the rudder! Raise the flags high and proud and let's row out to the grand sea!
Heisuke: Let's set off to look the legendary pirates hidden treasure!
Shin & Heisuke: Yo Ho Ho!!
Piisuke: Pii Pii-!
...
Heisuke: But say, who would have thought that the job Aoi-san asked us to do would be as cast for a pirate event on a luxury cruise ship.
Shin: Yea, though I didn't think we'd have to get this into character...
Heisuke: If we didn't have lines for the scenarios I would have been done for. Thanks for the cue cards. Piisuke!
Piisuke: Pii Pii
Shin: Well, it's for Aoi's request is also Sakamoto's request. Let's work seriously until the end and then return.
Heisuke: Yeah!
Shin: Well then let's resume this pirate mission and get this pirate event to liven up. Let's go, Heisuke!
Heisuke: ...Shin, he's unsually high spirited. Mhm, it's a good thing to be in motivated.
Piisuke: Pii~♪
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Shin: ... I said I was motivated but man it's crazy busy
Heisuke: Yeah, now that you say that, it seems like theres one more person for the part time pirate role. It'd be nice if we could be friends.
Shin: Really?! I'm relieved~ ....but say, why's he the only late one?
Seba: Hello, nice to meet...
Shin: Ah! You're that invisibility-!
Heisuke: C-Could you be the last other part timer....
Seba: ...
Shin: Wait wait wait, why are you turning back. We're busy here so get going and help us out!
Seba: Why do I have to end up working with you guys...
Shin: Don't make such a visibly displeased face. If there isn't enough people there's no other choice!
Heisuke: Calm down, today we're all in the same boat so we're comrades. Let's get along! Okay? Look! The customers are all waiting!
Shin: ...shit, this is for Aoi's sake. I can't exactly get off the boat here now, don't I. Alright, break done! Let's get back to work...
Shin: With the pirates oath from our hearts, hoist the sails and take the rudder!
Heisuke: Let's set off to look the legendary pirates hidden treasure!
Shin & Heisuke: Yo Ho Ho!!
Seba: ...
Shin: Seba!! You need to liven up more and be more pirate-y!!
Seba: If I get serious will I get a wage raise?
Shin: Sebaaaa...!!!!
Heisuke: Calm down! Shin!!!!
... (Scene change, night time)
Shin: ...Haa. They asked us to do night patrols too.
Heisuke: The other staff members seem busy too. Let's help them out however we can!
Seba: This is overtime work though.
Heisuke: Now now, there's probably no one weird around anyway.
Stealthy Rob: ....sneak sneak
Heisuke: ....h-hey Shin....That guy over there seems overly sneaky
Shin: What is it? A burglar?
Heisuke: A burglar!?
Stealthy Rob: !!!
Seba: Ah, he ran.
Shin: It's because your voice was too loud, Heisuke!
Heisuke: So-sorry!!
Shin: Anyway, let's chase after him!!
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Stealthy Rob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I won't do anything anymore so please forgive me!
Shin: If a sorry were enough, we wouldn't need the police.
Seba: A thief that steals money and other things from the guest rooms...I believe there's more respectable ways to live a life.
Stealthy Rob: Ugh...The truth is the my wife's father has an uncle with a grand child who has a friend whose uncle has a grandmother that has an illness which is why I really need the money.
Shin: Who'd fall for a lie like that.
Heisuke: Illness!? That's awful! What kind of illness is it?
Seba: Ah. There's an incredibly good willed guy.
Shin: How good willed can he be towards others...Heisuke it's a lie. Everything he just said is a lie.
Heisuke: What!? He lied!? Bu-but how could you tell!? Ah! Could it be...
Heisuke: You read his mind!? That's Shin for you!
Shin: No, you could tell even without reading...
Seba: Uhm...
Shin: What.
Seba: Sorry to interrupt your chatting but the guy just now left for somewhere, is that alright?
Shin: Huh!?
Heisuke: Ah! When'd that guy leave the boat!?
Shin: Shit! We can't let that robber get away! Let's go after him! Heisuke! Seba!
Seba: Huh? Me too?
Shin: Of course! Lend us a hand! Is it alright if you don't get any part-time pay?
Seba: That's a bit troublesome.
Shin: Alright, let's go!
... (*Scene change, dark cave*)
Stealthy Rob: ...hehe. These guys won't be able to chase me here. It's my total victory!
Shin: Is that so? Whose total victory is it?
Stealthy Rob: Wha-! How are you guys here?!
Shin: I just had to think and see things through like a petty thief.
Stealthy Rob: Shit! Time to flee!
*Thud!*
Stealthy Rob: Ouch! W-What the!? There's nothing so what...!? Did I hit something? Huh? What!?
*Bzzt bzzt*
Seba: I'm taking this back.
Stealthy Rob: Ahhh!! My treasures are f-f-floating in midair! How!? What's going on!?
*Whizz*
Stealthy Rob: Shriek! ...A b-bullet!?
Heisuke: Woah there, don't move. Next time I'll hit you.
T/N: the robbers name is doro (emphasis on the first o) which is a play on the more casual word for robber (emphasis on second o) so I named him robert
Sakapuzz Seba Natsuki Bday Event Story Translation
Seba ends up meeting Shin and Heisuke on his birthday
(not perfect mind the tn notes at the end lol). Enjoy reading!!
Heisuke: Hey Shin, today's survival game sure was fun!
Shin: Yeah, I was pretty frightened when you joined the opposing team
...
Seba: Ah...
Shin: You're...!
Heisuke: Ah! You're the invisibility guy!
Seba: Ah...hello.
Heisuke: What are you doing around here?
Shin: Oi Heisuke! Don't get near him, you don't know what he might pull!!
Seba: No, back then I was given orders. I won't attack anymore, there's no payment.
Shin: So if there's money involved you'll fight...!
Heisuke: Oh yeah, why are you holding a flower bouquet anyway? Where you at a flower shop?
Seba: That's none of your business.
Shin: Oh I see, today's your birthday.
Seba: Ahhh...Right you were a shitty esper after all.
Shin: The shitty wasn't needed.
Heisuke: So it was your birthday! Congratulations!!
Seba: ...thanks.
Shin: Still, even you have someone who'd give you a present, huh.
Seba: It's just an obligatory thing. It was from my part time coworker.
Shin: Listen you...!! You should show proper gratitude when someone's celebrating you!
Heisuke: Sniff*...He's probably just troubled!
Heisuke: Oh yeah! Since it's your birthday, I know a really tasty cake shop! Let's go together~!
Seba: There's no way I'd go.
Heisuke: But whyyy. Just for a bit is cool no?
Shin: ...Isn't it all right? If you don't go I'll(/you?**) have to look at this guy's sad eyes all the time.
Seba: Sigh...Well, if you'll treat me I'm coming along.
...
Seba: ...a food truck?
Heisuke: These guy's sell amazingly tasty cakes!
Shin: That's true. But wait, do you even have money, Heisuke?
Heisuke: Sure do! I properly have some with me!
*clang*
Shin: Fi...Fifty yen!?
Heisuke: Huh? Are you saying 50 yen won't do!?
Seba: Pfft, you're a weird guy.
Shin: Damn it, so I'm the one treating. Don't laugh and choose already!!
Seba: Then this one.
Shin: You just chose the most expensive one on purpose!!
Seba: Not really? It just so happens that the one I want is the most expensive.
Shin: ~~tch!!!
...
Shin: ...is it good?
Seba: It's tasty.
Seba: As expected of a professional patissier.
Shin: You've got a pretty annoying way of saying things.
Heisuke: I'm glad you like it!
Seba: So you guys are able to do something even after having tried to kill me.
Shin: That doesn't mean we've forgiven you! But we didn't die and it was just your part time job right?
Heisuke: If you need a part time job the shopping street has people hiring! Should I introduce you?
Seba: No...that's alright...
Shin: Well whatever, let's stop talking about part time jobs already.
Heisuke: See you!
Seba: ......
Seba: What meddlesome people...
Seba: Well, more or less...thank you?
T/N: *I lowkey dont know why he was sniffing here but im assuming thats the correct word? ズビッ is the og and a forum answer said it can be used as sniffling or when crying
** I'm assuming shin's talking abt himself but it could also be seba
