because galinda upland killed my grandma, okay?

she/they | 20 | glinda hate blog

[sakurabraches]

“Eros. Giver of pain.”

[st4rlum1n0us]

Elphaba and Glinda's yuri levels were skyrocketing too high they had to bomb them with the het nuke (most basic unloveable white guy you've ever seen)

[sakurabraches]

colwen grounds gelphie is sooooooo cuz the entire time they're reuniting and having their falling out you have to keep in mind that glinda is dressed like this. mind you this is nessa's funeral

[galindatopland]

im just trying to find a tweet

[sakurabraches]

it was such a disservice to book fiyero to completely whitewash him and turn him into glinda but boring and a man whose only discernible personality trait is being the love interest™

[sakurabraches]

fiyerocrow getting glinda's eyes in the movie is actually a meta commentary on this. but you all were too focused on the yuri to notice. sickening

[sakurabraches]

it was such a disservice to book fiyero to completely whitewash him and turn him into glinda but boring and a man whose only discernible personality trait is being the love interest™

[titfairy]

"It's so good to see you."

Wicked: For Good

[perigrin]

the thing is they didn’t have to give fiyero blue eyes in the first place.

[sapphicallyaccurateangel]

“pink goes good with green.”

they’re holding each other the same 💔💔

kissed the other’s man and everything even though it’s so obvious they were in love

[itrygraphics]

something glinda would definitely post on ozstagram

[mina-soup]

tips for munchkinlander gossip hounds!

"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" 🚫👎❌️

losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glinda’s natural inclination towards yapping

"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" ❕️✅️👍

immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU

[galindatopland]

i said thank youuuuu

[sakurabraches]

unfortunately i am delusional and i do just believe that glinda and elphaba will reunite yes because grimmerie note yes because the cut ending to NPLH is elphaba going home to a place she swore she'd never go back to because there's no place like home but also because in this frightening political climate i am participating in the radical act of queer joy

[lesbianshadowheart]

i might be a little evil bc seeing posts like this does give me a strange sort of joy

[sakurabraches]

she's a pink virus and we need to do something about her

[sakurabraches]

hot take but i do think glinda has what it takes to win the game of thrones but alicent hightower could not last a week in oz. she'd get murked by one of those trees that throw apples at ppl in the 1939 movie

[sakurabraches]

i do find it interesting that for 20+ the cast and crew of wicked has talked about how its a love story between glinda and elphaba and how glinda and elphaba "find a soulmate in each other" and how they'll always love each other and be best friends even if they have to be apart and the emotional climax is them singing a ballad about how much they love each other and are glad to have known each other yet you still have people trying to argue that isn't what's happening and elphaba is better off without glinda in her life stop trying to make everything gay. like people are so resistant to the idea of women having complex but ultimately loving and beneficial relationships with each other it's insane