because galinda upland killed my grandma, okay?

she/they | 20 | glinda hate blog

[sakurabraches]

“Eros. Giver of pain.”

[sakurabraches]

people denying that gelphie's book kiss is strictly romantic are dumb for a lot of reasons. besides the obvious homophobia of "it says these two women kissed but it didn't specify on the lips" that no one would apply if it were two men or a man and a woman, it also ignores what elphaba's saying in that moment. because she's not just saying goodbye to glinda--she's asking her to hold out. elphaba knows she has to leave shiz and glinda behind and she doesn't know if or when she'll be able to go back, but she wants glinda to hold out for her. elphaba is willing to give up everything for the greater good, but she still wants glinda to wait for her and be there for her should she come home. it's incredibly romantic and i don't really think it makes sense for her to request that of someone she just considers friend

[st4rlum1n0us]

Elphaba and Glinda's yuri levels were skyrocketing too high they had to bomb them with the het nuke (most basic unloveable white guy you've ever seen)

[sakurabraches]

colwen grounds gelphie is sooooooo cuz the entire time they're reuniting and having their falling out you have to keep in mind that glinda is dressed like this. mind you this is nessa's funeral

[galindatopland]

im just trying to find a tweet

[sakurabraches]

it was such a disservice to book fiyero to completely whitewash him and turn him into glinda but boring and a man whose only discernible personality trait is being the love interest™

[sakurabraches]

fiyerocrow getting glinda's eyes in the movie is actually a meta commentary on this. but you all were too focused on the yuri to notice. sickening

[sakurabraches]

it was such a disservice to book fiyero to completely whitewash him and turn him into glinda but boring and a man whose only discernible personality trait is being the love interest™

[titfairy]

"It's so good to see you."

Wicked: For Good

[perigrin]

the thing is they didn’t have to give fiyero blue eyes in the first place.

[sapphicallyaccurateangel]

“pink goes good with green.”

they’re holding each other the same 💔💔

kissed the other’s man and everything even though it’s so obvious they were in love

[itrygraphics]

something glinda would definitely post on ozstagram

[mina-soup]

tips for munchkinlander gossip hounds!

"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" 🚫👎❌️

losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glinda’s natural inclination towards yapping

"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" ❕️✅️👍

immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU

[galindatopland]

i said thank youuuuu

[sakurabraches]

unfortunately i am delusional and i do just believe that glinda and elphaba will reunite yes because grimmerie note yes because the cut ending to NPLH is elphaba going home to a place she swore she'd never go back to because there's no place like home but also because in this frightening political climate i am participating in the radical act of queer joy

[lesbianshadowheart]

i might be a little evil bc seeing posts like this does give me a strange sort of joy

[sakurabraches]

she's a pink virus and we need to do something about her

[sakurabraches]

hot take but i do think glinda has what it takes to win the game of thrones but alicent hightower could not last a week in oz. she'd get murked by one of those trees that throw apples at ppl in the 1939 movie