because galinda upland killed my grandma, okay?

she/they | 20 | glinda hate blog

[sakurabraches]

“Eros. Giver of pain.”

[lesbianshadowheart]

i might be a little evil bc seeing posts like this does give me a strange sort of joy

[sakurabraches]

she's a pink virus and we need to do something about her

[sakurabraches]

hot take but i do think glinda has what it takes to win the game of thrones but alicent hightower could not last a week in oz. she'd get murked by one of those trees that throw apples at ppl in the 1939 movie

[sakurabraches]

i do find it interesting that for 20+ the cast and crew of wicked has talked about how its a love story between glinda and elphaba and how glinda and elphaba "find a soulmate in each other" and how they'll always love each other and be best friends even if they have to be apart and the emotional climax is them singing a ballad about how much they love each other and are glad to have known each other yet you still have people trying to argue that isn't what's happening and elphaba is better off without glinda in her life stop trying to make everything gay. like people are so resistant to the idea of women having complex but ultimately loving and beneficial relationships with each other it's insane

[gelphienation]

high off 2 hits rn and thinking about when the wicked deleted scenes dropped and I watched the infamous “gimme a bounce” scene and thought I had genuinelly hallucinated it and was texting multiple people genuinely scared and asking if they could see and hear it too

[sakurabraches]

i do think for all its faults wicked is bold and brave for saying that the (lesbian) love between two women is powerful enough to steer their entire nation away from fascism and save both their souls. shit like this is genuinely importantly. unfortunately They don't want you to know about that

[sakurabraches]

i love when people talk about wicked the musical/movie like this

[perigrin]

did you guys know that glinda the good can't bear to be separated from the wicked witch of the west.

[angelcakeari]

the way she looks at glinda here. my baby my cinnamon roll my sweetie pie

[sakurabraches]

wow i can't believe elphaba called glinda hideous here and said she has no sense that's so mean and such an awful way to treat a so-called friend it's so sad that glinda has no other friends so she puts up with such awful tre--i'm sorry i just can't do it. not even for the bit i just can't fucking do it. glinda did look hideous in that getup she looked like a glindaberry bush and the skirt was like a cathedral and she thought for some reason it was appropriate to wear some sort of history of oz on her skirt. mind you she's attending a funeral right now. she did look hideous and this was a disaster and elphaba frankly had to say something because jesus christ. and i don't feel bad for glinda because it's her fault she has no friends because she's gay and weird and dresses like this. elphaba was right for everything she said and probably should've been meaner about the dress tbh

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU

[sakurabraches]

forced galindafiction kink: the practice of deriving sexual gratification from a submissive partner being forcibly galindafied by a dominant partner

[sakurabraches]

do you think elphaba kept her eyes on the bright golden presence she inferred and noticed her privately admiring the buildings around them? do you think she followed her into the parlor and in a sea of girls who came from much more wealth and were decked out in diamonds and pearls she was drawn to the way the light dazzled off of her pretty flaxen curls? do you think she began to notice how that mesmerizing newcomer was nervous about shiz, too, and maybe even seemed a little lonely and out of her depth like elphie? do you think she kept her eyes on her as the more socially advantaged girls were paired off, wondering who would be lucky enough to share a room with her? do you think she froze when she realized that girl was her because she couldn't believe that was possibly true? do you think she kept her eyes on the floor cuz she was suddenly to nervous to even look at her, much less say anything? if you answered yes to any of these questions PLEASE consider donating to the elphaba thropp recovery fund because she can't go on like this

[sakurabraches]

very funny elphaba saw this girl who was sitting alone muttering some bullshit to herself like a psychopath and was like "yep... bright golden presence"

[sakurabraches]

i know ariana's "just wear the froat it's pretty" in popular is just ad-lib but i really do appreciate how frustrated she sounds it has the same energy as book galinda insisting and insisting to herself that she finds everything about elphaba hideous and then begrudgingly admitting to herself that she's absolute entranced by her hair falling where her breasts would be if she ever decided to reveal her breasts to galinda. she shouldn't like that stupid basic ugly froat but she can't help but find it pretty on elphaba

[sakurabraches]

"they need someone to be wicked so that you can be good" is simultaneously so tragic and so romantic. because on one hand elphaba has to come to terms with the fact that oz is never really gonna see her as good and the best thing she can do is to let herself be seen as the wicked witch. but also she's giving up her dreams of being loved by and helping oz so glinda can be good and glinda will be safe wtf

[weirdloverwilde]

wicked is a crazy movie because when people say they went vegan after watching it so many others will respond with confusion, not even seeing the clear link between the film and not wanting to eat animals. but at the same time if you're going to tell me wicked is what convinced you to become vegan i will find you insane. its such a minor plot point that it only has about three scenes in the longest ever double feature films. how is that what finally convinced you