because galinda upland killed my grandma, okay?

she/they | 20 | glinda hate blog

[sakurabraches]

“Eros. Giver of pain.”

[sapphicallyaccurateangel]

“pink goes good with green.”

they’re holding each other the same 💔💔

kissed the other’s man and everything even though it’s so obvious they were in love

[itrygraphics]

something glinda would definitely post on ozstagram

[mina-soup]

tips for munchkinlander gossip hounds!

"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" 🚫👎❌️

losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glinda’s natural inclination towards yapping

"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" ❕️✅️👍

immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU

[galindatopland]

i said thank youuuuu

[sakurabraches]

unfortunately i am delusional and i do just believe that glinda and elphaba will reunite yes because grimmerie note yes because the cut ending to NPLH is elphaba going home to a place she swore she'd never go back to because there's no place like home but also because in this frightening political climate i am participating in the radical act of queer joy

[lesbianshadowheart]

i might be a little evil bc seeing posts like this does give me a strange sort of joy

[sakurabraches]

she's a pink virus and we need to do something about her

[sakurabraches]

hot take but i do think glinda has what it takes to win the game of thrones but alicent hightower could not last a week in oz. she'd get murked by one of those trees that throw apples at ppl in the 1939 movie

[sakurabraches]

i do find it interesting that for 20+ the cast and crew of wicked has talked about how its a love story between glinda and elphaba and how glinda and elphaba "find a soulmate in each other" and how they'll always love each other and be best friends even if they have to be apart and the emotional climax is them singing a ballad about how much they love each other and are glad to have known each other yet you still have people trying to argue that isn't what's happening and elphaba is better off without glinda in her life stop trying to make everything gay. like people are so resistant to the idea of women having complex but ultimately loving and beneficial relationships with each other it's insane

[gelphienation]

high off 2 hits rn and thinking about when the wicked deleted scenes dropped and I watched the infamous “gimme a bounce” scene and thought I had genuinelly hallucinated it and was texting multiple people genuinely scared and asking if they could see and hear it too

[sakurabraches]

i do think for all its faults wicked is bold and brave for saying that the (lesbian) love between two women is powerful enough to steer their entire nation away from fascism and save both their souls. shit like this is genuinely importantly. unfortunately They don't want you to know about that

[sakurabraches]

i love when people talk about wicked the musical/movie like this

[perigrin]

did you guys know that glinda the good can't bear to be separated from the wicked witch of the west.

[angelcakeari]

the way she looks at glinda here. my baby my cinnamon roll my sweetie pie

[sakurabraches]

wow i can't believe elphaba called glinda hideous here and said she has no sense that's so mean and such an awful way to treat a so-called friend it's so sad that glinda has no other friends so she puts up with such awful tre--i'm sorry i just can't do it. not even for the bit i just can't fucking do it. glinda did look hideous in that getup she looked like a glindaberry bush and the skirt was like a cathedral and she thought for some reason it was appropriate to wear some sort of history of oz on her skirt. mind you she's attending a funeral right now. she did look hideous and this was a disaster and elphaba frankly had to say something because jesus christ. and i don't feel bad for glinda because it's her fault she has no friends because she's gay and weird and dresses like this. elphaba was right for everything she said and probably should've been meaner about the dress tbh

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU