head in the stars

anh; they say that every atom in our body was once part of a star. 24 • she/her/hers • piscean • ny • hella shy and hella bi my existence is merely a function of other people do not follow me if you are a porn blog. get the fuck out of here, or you will be blocked. maybe i'm not leaving. maybe i'm going home.

[dunce-hat-deactivated20221117]

i wish AOC's dress said WOODY ALLEN DIE BITCH

[cipheramnesia]

No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still just wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.

[nepofledgling]

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

[afloweroutofstone]

For as much as I dislike Biden, responding to a campaign trail question of “how many genders are there?” with “at least three” is the funniest possible answer he could have given. That’s my go-to response for that question now

[dilfsisko]

Hate when people are always trying to start shit like ‘yeah well I saw you in the Romulan Neutral zone!’

bitch…..what were you doing in the Romulan Neutral Zone?

[textsfromstarfleet]

[myownprivatcidaho]

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired

[blennie]

woah woah ladies, settle down...... (talking to my digestive organs)

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

At night I fly across the border and suck the vaccine juice out of the arms of sleeping American business majors

[straightboyfriend]

i told my coworker that my back hurts & he was like would u ever go to the misogynist & i was like. the what??? & he was like u know the ppl who give massages

[foolishandfurious]

[irregodless]

[wagamaggot]

your dad has a certain.. gnc quoi

[neonpigeons]

*invisible stardew valley bubble emote pops above my head every time i see a friend/loved one*

[malscare]

call me by y/n

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

job hunting feels like what satan wanted

[houvre]

[ringsides]

okay i’ll bite. what’s therapy

[guccixcucci]

People are complaining that certain places are gonna start requiring a covid vaccine as if this is the first ever "mandatory" (not even) vaccine. You received like 6 vaccines when you were a baby and a couple more as you got older. Countries have been requiring yellow fever vaccines. Most schools you need certain vaccines to attend this isn't new. Immunization cards are not a new concept