That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.
"A kingdom for a horse..."
a famous English drama writer put in one of his most known plays several centuries ago... Honestly I can understand why Britain honours a cat for doing his important duties as Chief Mouser. Governmental paperwork is too important to be lost in the teeth of such pest as mice...














