I’m Not Creative

I just reblog stuff for the most part. Nancy Drew, Owl House, and lots of cute animals.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[synthient]

[cyberbullyinc]

i cant stop fucking laughing

[syn-ack]

North is right. I had to look it up and this house looks like purgatory

[redchrominance]

girl lives in a tooth

[yeahiwasintheshit]

How do you mail a super soaker full of red kool aid to this kid

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

"I'm a comedian so I can go lower"

KING.

[wellwaterhysteria]

yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

[penny-milkin-em]

Nancy Drew a fashion icon

@jonathanisdoge​ thanks again for finding me the post. This is why I was searching for it.

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[amethystsoda]

[venomsbite]

Listening and Learning

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[oranberryblissey]

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

[alberts-infinite-abyss]

[goth-slush]

oh it’s perfect in every way

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

I absolutely hate it

[mabel-but-slytherin]

You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg

[myeverydaytruth]

Beware of what spin is coming next in the media about the union strikes! The Levinson Group is real good at its job, so there's gonna be a lot of undermining happening soon. Don't fall for it!

[mswyrr]

As a WGA strike captain put it on Twitter:

They could just pay their workers fairly, instead of throwing money at PR firms to pretty up how they treat people like garbage.

[thebeastofblackmoor]

thinking about how Jane Penvellyn appears to be a sad lonely little girl who just wants to play games with her friends and family but that's just masking the fact that she is secretly an angry and calculating cruel schemer but THAT'S only because she is in fact a sad lonely little girl who just wants to play games with her friends and family after all

[sleepy-bebby]

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

[buttercup-gamer]

Absolutely

[mysharona1987]

Wisconsin Republicans: “Hey, let’s allow 14 year olds to work in bars, what can possibly go wrong?”

[humanityinahandbag]

They're just trying to protect the kids!

[mysharona1987]

“I am against child trafficking pizza basements by Hillary and all the woke people who insist being gay is cool, but a tiny 14 year old girl in a bar surrounded by a bunch of angry drunk guys is fine.”

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[moringmark]

[sarahmackattack]

Giant squid. Why are those eyes so big?!

Giant squid have the biggest eyes in the animal kingdom For a long time, scientists weren't sure why giant squid eyes were so massive.

Somewhat recently, we realized that their eyes are probably so big to see the bioluminescence around diving sperm whales!

Sperm whales can eat an absurd amount of squid in a day- we're talking up to 700 squid in a DAY (not 700 giant squid- that would be obscene). Sperm whales are one of the major predators of giant squid, so it's super important for them to be able to see 'em coming.

Thanks, huge-ass eyes.

[zeinfeld]

[gunsandfireandshit]