Salad Bitch

Make like a tree and get out of here

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Fellas is it gay to look in the mirror

I mean you lookin at a man an all 🤔🤔

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Help I can't stop

Crying in the club

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Some days I look in the mirror and I'm like damn I look great cleopatra has nothing on me and other days I'm getting shot down by the insulted spirit of cleopatra

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I feel like the event that really shaped our generation was the phineas and ferb episode about aglets

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Why I am a selfie stick ™

1. Long 2. Fragile 3. Can only support a phone or something lighter 4. Moms love it 5. A joke among teens 6. Banned from most museums

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Dwight you ignorant slut

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haha I hate drama wait what happened