pls hold my hand

stay safe kids

[disc80s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcjTL88PGF0

[redrola]

[beardedmrbean]

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

[pekasairroc]

[fistfightromance]

this article holy fuck

[electraheart2012]

[folkdances]

hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness

[apas-95]

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[loveletter2you]

dark green couches. applause

[bodydecaying]

the law literally doesnt apply to me as long as im quiet and very elusive 

[euphoricfez]

The favorite genre of men: grumpy dudes who hate everyone except their wives

[coolguycy]

baking show but the judge dosent know shit about food its 100% based on their personal tastes

[coolguycy]

"hmm this brownie was pretty good and i can see you really know what your doing. unfortunately you put walnuts in it and i dont like them. pack your things"

[euphoricfez]

lexi never has to worry about fez cheating first of all he’s oblivious when someone’s hitting on him second of all his go-to topic of conversation is lexi and yes he will show pictures “look at her… Ion know how the fuck I got a girl like that”

[tell-me-again]

It be like that sometimes 🤷‍♀️

[athenas-sw0rd]

Achilles: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Achilles: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

so fond of characters who haunt their stories, who exist without actually existing at all. when a character is long gone, but persists in the actions and words of all the characters they have left behind. when everything to come unfolds because of them. when they are both dead and the beating heart at the very center of the narrative… that’s the stuff 💗__💗

[butterflypeaflowertea]

it’s like… all of this happened because of you, and you weren’t even around to see it

[zaiinab]

[phluphfy]

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.