the fuck is this

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me: mom can we stop at that mcdonalds my mom: *keeps driving* me:

[lethbian]

me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

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[progressivefriends]

My favorite part is where Matt Bomer is in there twice.

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My favorite part is that he’s not. The post proves the post. 

[blackaudacity]

😂😂😂

[acquiescentimpala]

I’m deceased

[gorch-fork]

[livefastdontdie]

[careens]

what if banksy is tyra banks

[unclefather]

[animmalcrossing]

going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

[skajador]

[cyborglovesong]

[ruinedchildhood]

FRED

YOU’RE THE ONE DRIVING

[squidyword]

[fuckjerry]

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