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[amazoogle]

[hapalopus]

The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

[oshaviolator]

No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[powerburial]

god harvests our misery like honey

[pukicho]

Do you actually like Pikachu? Pobably a dumb question that's been asked before and it is i sorry I wasted your time

Hey buddy, I need you to do one thing for me: believe in yourself more.

[mac-jeditwin]

please answer them

[pukicho]

no

[fghjgkhljhcgghjvkb-deactivated2]

open rp

hey its me grimes!

[tamboochie]

[fghjgkhljhcgghjvkb-deactivated2]

on no! a gun!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2021-2023 Chevrolet Suburban

[hotvampireadjacent]

[funkywhitebouy]

[mimeticfield]

we need to open some kind of trade negotiation to export hung tops from europe to the us. there’s no way you guys need that many

[bigender2]

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

[bigender2]

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

[734fungus-blog]

[lesless]

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

[glamourweaver]

Make this the new meme!

[catboy-jim]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[sonic-gems-collection]

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

[occasionallyomniscient]

[bugpumpkin]

[nostrem]

Pretty excited about Pokemon Sleep

[shogosatake-deactivated20231014]

(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock

[hardgore--alice]

[roundo]

I am so devastated that this is a bot because this url is incredible

[jame7t]

if i had a tumblr clique we'd be called the penis posters and well. we'd

[jame7t]

huh? that doesnt

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[super-metroid]

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

[the-trans-exo]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[trans-hawk]

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

[nypaingers]

And baseball players 👍🏻