Mickey

Michaelangelo, but most people call me Mickey. He/Him, zee/zim, 19, Aspiring writer who is fucking exhausted but otherwise having a good time. Terfs and nazis you are not safe here.

[sprinkledsalt]

There were about 75 million people who voted for Kamala Harris. There are 74 million kids under 18 in the United States, and about 11.7 million undocumented immigrants. There are about 12.7 million green card holders in the US (so they’re legal permanent residents, but not citizens).

That’s 173.4 million people who we know for certain could not have possibly voted for Donald Trump. So no, not all Americans voted for or deserve Trump. There were more Harris voters than the total population of some countries!

[sprinkledsalt]

I’m pinning this post for a bit, as a reminder to myself and everyone else

[wisconsonptoad]

so much of city council of darkness so far has been the spiritual successor to that one episode of neverafter where not a single one of the party's social interactions went even the tiniest bit okay and it's incredible

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[burnerformybs]

Imagine the terror of being Aaron Bow. Crouched in the darkness. Stalking your prey. You're undetected. You line up for the perfect shot...And then the tallest, most hulked-out man you have ever seen in your life whips around and snatches your bolt out of the air. His eyes and those of his companions reflect the moonlight like cats as they turn to look at you. He shouts that "you're FUCKING DEAD" and starts charging straight towards you in the darkness. He does this all in a giant chunky turtleneck.

He was cozycore 2 minutes ago with a mug of tea and now he is fully the Predator chasing someone through the woods. In a turtleneck. It really jarred me to see that beastial reaction from Mitch because I am so used to him being the quiet, gentle one of the coterie. Amazing and quick choice by Murph

[steviefuckingnicks]

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

“the thug life chose me”

[itsonlyyforever]

this is the greatest thing ever

[obliti-deactivated20150301]

live fast die young bad girls do it well

[premiium-deactivated20140323]

i RUN these streets

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[k9effect]

including the queen!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[transand]

we need less “trans women/men should be allowed in women’s/men’s spaces” and more “gender segregated spaces are inherently sexist and transphobic, and we should replace them with gender neutral spaces”

[kosmogrl]

[i-likemuffins]

Happy pride to gay Simon

[mellosdrawings]

Don't be mean, Simon. Ellie is an angel :(

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[from-and-for-nerds]

Agent Clark was a whimp, my girl Nancy Danderhoof would've caught on to the Hilda Hilda/Wanda Childa scheme in an afternoon but wouldn't have published it because fig would tell her so much dirt about everyone else

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him