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TIME TO BE A SMOKIN’ [[BIG SHOT]]

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[salesguy1997]

ONE STEP FURTHER.

SELF-PLINKO!!!

YOU HOP RIGHT IN AND [[jump around]] UNTIL YOU LAND IN A SPOT FOR A PRIZE!!

I MIGHT EVEN BE [[kind]] AND SAY YOU CAN BE IN A BIG [[zorb]] INSTEAD OF [[oof, ouch!]] ALL THE WAY DOWN WITHOUT IT!! HEAHEHAHA!!!

[salesguy1997]

WHO ARE THEY GOING TO [[Lawsuit]] ANYWAY??

THE [[BIG SHOT]] THAT SET IN PLACE THE CURRENT WAYS OF [[Government]]??

[salesguy1997]

HEY HEY EVERY BUDDEY!!!

NEW YEAR NEW ME AS [[they]] LIKE TO SAY IT!!

NOW I’M [[bigger]] AND [[better]] THAN I’VE EVER BEEN BEFORE! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!!!

I’VE NOT FELT THIS GOOD SINCE

WELL IT’S JUST A REAL [[Deal]] I’VE GOT HERE AND I’M NOT GONNA LET IT PASS ME BY!! 

[salesguy1997]

TO BE [[Fair Trade Agreement]] DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD REALLY NOTICE IF WE DID HAPPEN TO MAKE THIS [[Point Of Sales]] WEBSITE ANY WORSE??? HEHAHEAHEA

[bones-ivy-breath]

“Hatred would have been easier. With hatred, I would have known what to do. Hatred is clear, metallic, one-handed, unwavering; unlike love.”

— Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye (via quotespile)

[salesguy1997]

LOOKING GOOD FEELING GOOD!! 

HOW’S THAT FOR A [[Brand New Model]]?? STRAIGHT OFF THE [[Show Room Floor]] BABEY!!

[salesguy1997]

HEY IF YOU ABBREVIATE SPAMTON EX IT’S [[SEX]]

[gorryb]

YOU MAKE ME [SICK].

YOU MAKE ME [SICK].

YOU MAKE ME [SICK].

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the outcast angel reports back to the defunct android by silas denver melvin

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[Text ID: angel tells android about the words they've learned this week. every beautiful human thing their god-mouth has tamed into holding: cerulean. crustacean. testicle. boombox. transsexual. override. android rewinds, smiles with their titanium jaw. they've got bad joints, can't go out in the world like they once did; both unable & deemed a machine too ugly. doesn't fool humans like it used to. angel plays reporter. ties their wings back. in the privacy of their shared room, angel grows eyes & android gets soft. that feedback loop that got them canned. android says we're not so different, are we, doll? god got bored & birthed you. man got cocky & built me. i was outcast from earth & you from heaven. oh, we must be bad. ain't that a thrill? angel smiles with all their eyes & mimics another human action: cups android's face & kisses their synthetic mouth. ain't that a thrill? they repeat. ain't that a thrill? /End ID]

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i was going to scroll right past this until i saw the fucking tag

[salesguy1997]

WELL I’M AN [[Idiot]]!! BUT WHAT ELSE IS [[New and Improved]]??? HAHEEHAHEAHA

MERRY [[Shitscram]] TO ALL AND TO ALL A [[$%*#]] OFF!!!

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I FORGOT I GOT THIS AT THE ANTIQUE STORE TOO SOOO

[salesguy1997]

[[Fool]] ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU [[Fool]] ME TWICE SHAME ON ME [[Fool]] ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND

I’m so sick and sick and sick and tired