Vox Lover Ugh

I don’t bite but Vox does

[salesshark]

My Other Silly Side Blogs

Here's the links to my other blogs if anyone is interested in similar content focused on the different Hazbin Hotel characters listed below:

ThatBitchVelvetteCakes

Centered around Velvette, I don't really feature any specific ship on this one currently. It's mainly just Vel being a bad bitch lol

AlastorsShade

Centered around Alastor, features some radiostatic content specifically onewaybroadcast/radiosilence. There are some drabbles posted on it too, featuring Alastor's shadow because I'm in love with the idea that they have a mind of their own as well as their own backstory.

PolillaProxeneta

Centered around Valentino, spanish for moth pimp because I'm so original, features some staticmoth content as well. And for this one I mainly post fake text messages instead of screencaps fair warning~

TheOneAndOnlyAngelCakes

Centered around Angel Dust, features HuskerDust content.

YourFavoriteBartender

Centered around Husk and also features HuskerDust content.

DeadBeatDadOfSinners

Centered around Adam, features just a dash of Adamsapple for now /threat

[salesshark]

Half of me is a hopeless romantic

and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

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*flirting* sorry about the blood in my mouth I wish it was yours

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Well personally me and my soulmate use our red strings of fate to trip people over

but I guess finding love is cool too.

[salesshark]

Concept:

you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as I completely ignore you to look at the sharks.

[salesshark]

he has the look of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

[hazbinfallinginaspiral]

you’re absolutely right. Vox WILL correct everyone’s grammar. He took a look at one of Travis’s scripts for Val’s movie and nearly had a heart attack (to be fair, they’re pretty bad all on their own)

[pixelqueen666]

Like Severus Snape

[salesshark]

Stop this is too real I’ve read Harry Potter fanfictions 😭😭😭

People get wild over that man

[salesshark]

he has the look of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

[hazbinfallinginaspiral]

you’re absolutely right. Vox WILL correct everyone’s grammar. He took a look at one of Travis’s scripts for Val’s movie and nearly had a heart attack (to be fair, they’re pretty bad all on their own)

[salesshark]

This genuinely made me laugh lol I’m glad the vox community can agree he would unironically correct other people’s grammar bc that’s the type of asshole we all know and love <3

Travis definitely used the wrong type of ‘there’ and ‘you’re’ multiple times. I bet he even forgot to add punctuation at times. He just kept making the easiest mistakes imaginable

[salesshark]

he has the look of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

[salesshark]

I miss you.

That was a moment of weakness.

Fuck you.

[salesshark]

I will find you in every lifetime (threateningly)

[salesshark]

This man can’t be fixed. ^^^

I can fuck him though.

Maybe that will calm him down.

[salesshark]

Not now, kitten. Daddy’s a shell of his former self

[salesshark]

Cigarette packs take longer to finish without you.

That kinda sounded gay

but I meant it as you’re always taking my fucking cigs

[salesshark]

No more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.

Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck.

[salesshark]

Yeah that sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.

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Sorry for being insane.

Do you still think I’m malewife or whatever

[salesshark]

They’re horrors to YOU, however I’m turned on by them.