AP Doctorology

21 • Pakistani • Cal • Poli Sci major with a tv addiction

[hydro-homies]

Fucking antivaxx parents

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[gaming-misadventures]

[mobeanz]

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

[savory-n-sweet]

power move

[mobeanz]

Update: the someone is my father

[savory-n-sweet]

does he have a flashlight

[mobeanz]

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

[forsimplicityssake]

sounds like a dad to me

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[weather-peen]

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

[mpregalecki]

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

[fanonical]

best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months

[shakchunni]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The more you know about something, the less likely you are to brag about your knowledge in that area

[thefckintrashking]

[filthycasual2016-deactivated202]

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[byecolonizer]

Fuckin awesome

[soft-princesa]

My own attitude stress me out sometimes. I be mad at me for being mad

[dig-dug]

when u know somebody is lyin

[mrinterpreter-deactivated202212]

If your masculinity is threatened by a razor advert, it is fragile indeed.