Who knows.

Emily | 21 | Australia | Markiplier is my spirit animal. Also, I post screenshots sometimes. Be prepared for Jacksepticeye too.

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[turing-tested]

i dont have dishwasher soap so im using dish soap hell yeah

[turing-tested]

THERES SOAP EVERYWHERE

[turing-tested]

please help

[spookaibab-blog]

What’s with the skeleton hand tho

[turing-tested]

mind your business

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

[discotyphoon-deactivated2020070]

[biafra-for-mayor]

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

CUNT WARS IS REAL???

[pasteldaemon]

I was not prepared for this plot twist…

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

[nonbinarypeach]

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

[fat-birds]

oh my word

[awkward-bullshit]

@lilakennedy b i r b s

[shewillfeatdrake]

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell 

[memewhore]

????????

[dong666]

*deletes post after 1 minute* limited edition

[vqmremade]

ops blog was limited edition

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long

like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal

doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY

i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

this was being worked towards by leftist labor unions way back in the day after the time of FDRs new deal. people in the 40s and 50s were already starting to realize that we no longer actually needed an 8 hour work day or even a 5 day work week.

even with the comparatively primitive factory tech of the time we were already creating a huge amount of excess production back then and companies were making massive amounts of profit. So it already stood to reason that companies should either let their employees work less and thus each employee could work a shorter shift without lowering the yearly compensation of each employee, or in cases where businesses provide an active service they would shorten the shift but hire more people to cover the necessary operating time. but of course that would mean less money for people at the top so companies fought back hard and we ended up with nixon’s bullshit and so on and now its considered the norm for us to spend the vast majority of our lives doing work that really just amounts to waste. 

[dreamer-of-centipedes]

The IWW realised this and were fighting for it all the way back in the 1930s. This is a take with a lot of historical and theoretical grounding, OP, so you’re standing in good stead.

[tinyrev]

stop scrolling!

this is absolutely urgent.

we’ve only got 20 days until the repeal of net neutrality goes into effect! do not forget about this issue! it will affect every single person who uses tumblr and other social media!

Now, there is a bill that would reverse the FCC’s decision to repeal net neutrality. We only need one more vote to make it happen! Get to calling your senators, folks! Don’t let these greedy, laizzes-faire assholes take away the web that connects us all, provides coping mechanisms, and platforms that inform the people.

[feyariel]

Since this will get shared forever,

THE REPEAL GOES INTO EFFECT APRIL 20TH!

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[dakotaaaa]

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

[invalleumbraemortis]

Lord

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was: 

[thedgeofsleep]

it was at that moment mark knew… he was streaming instead of recording.

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[piligy]

Some more photos I took in Februrary, at Mark’s You’re Welcome Tour Show in Berlin! Again, I know nothing about photography at all, buuut I think these turned out pretty cool, haha.

Taking the chance now to thank everyone who was part of that damn amazing show! We really enjoyed our time! :)

(and sorry for waving my camera around all the time)

Please don’t use/ edit them! Credited or not -> Ask first! Thank you! :)