salmongirl

she/her - cannibal posting - salmon enthusiast

[salmongirl00]

sometimes i think i’m only nonbinary bc i’m too ugly to feel like a girl in patriarchy but that goes against all my feminist beliefs #whatever #that #means

[quesocremaymiel]

｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+. 🐟 / 🐟 / 🐟 .｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[eddieintheocean]

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[spawnkilled]

minesweeper

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[chemistfail]

Fish posting

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[salmongirl00]

i need a cigarette soooo bad but i haven’t smoked in like three months lolol

[fish-facing-forward]

Diodon hystrix

Spotted Porcupinefish

Image source

Status: Least concern

Distribution: Circumtropical distribution - widely found in all warm ocean regions

[salmongirl00]

when you wake up, do you ever wish i was beside you?

[salmongirl00]

going to dye my hair red :)

[salmongirl00]

trying to spend time away from my phone as of late. laptop maxxing supreme… unfortunately all my friends live in my phone. and the horrors of Him fester when i can’t watch instagram reels lolol

[salmongirl00]

i just finished “it lasts forever and then it’s over” and i really wanted to enjoy it because i see myself as zombie-adjacent but it was too tumblr whimsy for me. which sucks because there was some parts that were genuinely gut wrenching. oh well!

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️