subjecting some amount of people to random shit

mostly images of places that i am in love with. like maybe a scarecrow in black robes in a greensish yellow field and overcast sky. stuff like that. and also funny stuff. [also, she/they]

[sleep-tight-pupper]

>misgenders White Chain >hides for four books >does 1 attack and gets parried

2 Michael Returns To Become A Ki Rata Victim

[dvoidroid]

At least he’s embraced what he’s good at

[athenaslilowl]

why you should read Kill Six Billion Demons

Here's 9 real things that happen in KSBD and one I made up for the lols. Try to figure out which one it is.

1. A guy gets cockblocked by the Wild Hunt and learns how to do kickflips on a sword

2. A 20 feet tall baby breaks into the most secure vault in the universe

3. Gods commit mass suicide and their corpses become real estate

4. A fat drunk auntie is the reverse kung fu panda: all she wants is to sell noodles but to her misfortune, she's the best swordsman in the universe

5. A worm shoots itself and then negotiates being eaten. Its position is pro being eaten.

6. A girl transitions herself by punching a god in the face

7. Angels do kung fu and ride skeleton motorbikes

8. There's a door that screams at you until you feed it a catgirl

9. Learning the common speech of the universe makes you horny

10. God killed themself, then fought themself, then fucked themself, then stuck around to lie to their children for the lulz

[cryptotheism]

Noobs often exhibit false pro-like behaviors. Apply violence without hesitation.

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[breastforce]

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[tenebrobscuro]

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

[str-ngeloop]

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

[ace-bug-trainer-cj]

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

[rabbitindisguise]

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself

[tsuki-no-kaeshi]

Incidentally I love the names of the angels in Kill Six Billion Demons

My favorite might be 10 Vigilant Gaze Purges the Horizon

[arcturite]

Can't fight god if you don't look cute

[temperedknight]

[seventyeight-moose]

Maintain 6 Billion Agendas.

[seventyeight-moose]

[yourrottingwife]

SIMPLE GUIDE:

Body Horror: Things that cannot happen in real life. EX: The Thing, stomach mouths, eyes on hands, etc

Gore: Fresh injuries, often severe. EX: Severed leg, gutspill, deep gashes, etc

NEITHER: Healed injuries and burns, congenital differences, missing appendages, etc. If I could theoretically go to the store and see that character browsing the isles- It isn't body horror or gore. That's just a person. *AND the amount of people that tag, not just fictional characters, but real human beings as body horror is staggering. Its not solely a fandom issue, ableism and bigotry against anyone that looks sufficiently "different" is prevalent in real life and has devastating consequences.

(Modified) from my comment left on this post.

[yourrottingwife]

Adding:

Self harm scars are not body horror.

Pregnant people are not body horror.

Burn scars are not body horror, that includes chemical burn scars.

Prosthetics are not body horror.

NOT having prosthetics is also not body horror.

There is no disability aid that is body horror.

Congenital differences + disabilities are not body horror.

AND acquired differences + disabilities are also not body horror.

Real people are not body horror.

If you are uncomfortable or scared because someone looks different than you that is YOUR PROBLEM. It is your responsibility to get over it, or at the very least not make it everyone else's issue. Play the quiet game.

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[nonbinary-reminder]

Today is International Non-Binary People’s day!

Please take care of yourself today! Whether that’s cleaning up your space, reading about your favorite blorbo, or just drinking some water— all of us enben deserve a good day today. Good luck out there.

[dubiousdisco]