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@fractiousrvt
Forgot my toast in the toaster oven for about 4 hours and I am now in possession of Hardened Bread.
It's not at all like stale bread. There is still some give to this but at the same time it is Hardened.
So now I get to eat buttered Hardened Bread with honey.
Why is this heat so hot đ©
Itâs the heat
Source?
It is 3 billionty degrees outside right now (96 in the *shade* and humid) and the wind is blowing something fierce.
The wind is HOTTER than the still air. I am literally being slapped in the face with the heat. This should be illegal.
Finally watched Project Hail Mary
Amaze amaze amaze
Do have to admit though, the moment where he put the centrifuge samples side by side instead of properly balanced made my everything clench
advertisements now: "Because you liked Project Hail Mary we recommend 65!" YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WATCH THAT AGAIN.
BAD BAD BAD.
Finally watched Project Hail Mary
Amaze amaze amaze
Do have to admit though, the moment where he put the centrifuge samples side by side instead of properly balanced made my everything clench
Finally watched Project Hail Mary
Amaze amaze amaze
the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes
Maybe blackbird on my balcony
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Saw some replies I just wanted to immortalize
which is it?
blackbird on my balcony
I think it's white and gold actually
...That's a gull right?
*watching a small tuft of Sundew's fur gently float in the air currents after foiling his daring bedroom escape*
Me: aww man, look. his brain cell fell out
Husbeast: damn, now the orange cats have none!
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
Gonna eventually save up enough of this very very soft, very very fine Ruckus undercoat to have someone knit him a sweater XD
This is months of collecting his finest undercoat. I just weighed it while taring out the bag to find how much actual fur I've collected.
how much do you think this weighs?
less than an ounce
more than an ounce
Congrats to everyone that said less than an ounce! This is a whopping 26 GRAMS of dog hair. Even adding wool to this in the future, it's going to be hard to get enough hair XD
*puffed up cat tea-kettle hissing noise*
It's 6 fucking 30 and bright as fuck outside and the fireworks are starting fuck OFF you pyromaniacal bastards!
Currently playing scottish/irish folk music (corries, chieftans, etc) to help distract from fireworks, and throwing a treat whenever a big one goes off.
Ruckus is very happy at the moment
The "I accidentally reported your account" scammers are out in droves this morning
They blocked me :(
Am I just... collecting every type of common scam on this website today? What next, raybans???
I forgot about the art scam. I'll have to remember to incorporate that into my now sadly standard greeting.
Blocked again :(
Oh well, I got a message asking if I wanted a long post about sexual differentiation in hag fish and OH BOY DID I and now I have some fascinating reading material for the evening.
I think this gives me the current full set!
If you get any message or mention for something like this IT IS A SCAM. Just look at the fucking username. Don't fall for this.
*puffed up cat tea-kettle hissing noise*
It's 6 fucking 30 and bright as fuck outside and the fireworks are starting fuck OFF you pyromaniacal bastards!
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
I uh... did this in church once when the Sunday school teacher was out sick and Mom brought me to the main service. I, in fact, said that repeatedly, at full volume and when Mom tried to shush me I yelled at the top of my lungs asking why I should be quiet when I was right and it was so incredibly boring???
I was 6. That was the last time she made me attend church in any capacity.
A McConnell spokesperson told multiple outlets the senator is recovering in the hospital and âcontinues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.â [via Forbes, July 2, 2026]
Mitch working with his staff:
I hate it when youâre reading smut and you canât figure out what position theyâre in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
YâALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughterâs first birthday next week, Iâm sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; sheâs 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny đ€Ł this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when sheâs older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
Itâs July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! Iâve shown her (most of) the comments and she says âthank u internet đđâ
