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@salsxiro
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"I was kinda hoping you wouldn’t have a funeral for me to attend.”
"Well, my family would do a funeral and totally ignore anything I said about spreading my ashes somewhere cool. You obviously would need to go, you would be the one that saw me dying."
"Okay, I don’t want to seem a loser and not go. Can you please stop? You told me you were coming, I even said I’d hook you up with somebody else so you wouldn’t exactly be alone."
"I changed my mind. I don't like random people and it takes a considerable amount of time for me to be comfortable around strangers. Plus, you are not gonna be a loser just a person that is in the way more amazing company of your best friend watching movies."
"Dude you can’t do that. It’s dangerous and you’ll probably kill yourself."
"But it will be fun. You'll have a nice story to tell at my funeral."
"You’re coming to that party tonight right? You can’t let me go alone, you know I barely like anybody here. I just want to get wasted, maybe find a cute guy and I’ll hook you up with someone else too."
"If you don't like anyone then don't go. I'm not coming to this stupid party with you just so you can let me alone to hook up with some guy."
i want a boyfriend who looks like a total asshole but is actually a huge softie and a dork who plays video games all day and eats pizza and sleeps a lot aka michael clifford
"Computers are not supposed to have feelings, they are supposed to be functional! What if I want to play Battlefield and my computer is not in the mood to make it work! Geez. People are so stupid."
text;; loser
alex: what the fuck another
alex: what r u even doing there u've been gone for a while now
tyler: i'm taking care of some family stuff, bby
tyler: calm down
text;; loser
alex: again??
alex: how long):
tyler: sorry bby
tyler: one week i think
text;; loser
alex: when are you coming back):
alex: i miss you tbh
tyler: it may take awhile
tyler: i still need to take care of some things.
"I honestly don’t think everyone hates me that much," He says, "But if they do then this is totally not cool. It’s weird,"
"Maybe it's not many people. Maybe It's just the main head of the sisterhood. Maybe you broke her heart once and now she wants revenge and convinced every other girl to sleep with you, so you would think you are the main target of girls with a daddy kink."
”Well what if I don’t want to help you, what would you do then?” He rolled his eyes as he looked at him, “Well what would I be getting out of this?”
"Hm, I would keep asking till you got way too annoyed and you said you are going to help me —Hm... You'll be getting a very happy brother..."
"You’re thinking up conspiracy theories now? Seriously?" He can’t help but be a bit amused regardless.
"We can't let out any theory. Maybe it's a sonority prank. Maybe you are the target of all of the girls."
”Just because I’m your brother doesn’t mean anything.”
"Of course it means. It means that you need to help me when I need help. That is what brothers do."
"I guess so? Is it a new trend with college girls and cougars then?"
"I don't know. I don't sleep that often with college girls to know the trend between them, but that is always an option. Maybe they are all friends and they all decided to mess with you."
"Do I seriously look like the kind of guy that has a daddy kink? Girls call me that too often for it to be comfortable,"
He laughs for a second. "—I don't know... Maybe is the type of girl you are dating, dude."
"It was a front hug. I don’t want my boyfriend hugging another girl. Unless it’s his mother. Maybe his sister."
"But I hug everybody. I hug girls, I hug dudes, I hug ducks. It's just a hug, baby. There is no reason to be jealous."