salt @ shanes b@lls

22 | she/her | my two fav things r superman and shane (s-squared). what more could a girl need .. feel free to drop me an sdv request in my inbox !! my tip jar !!! : salt-n-salt's Ko-fi

[shorthandy]

today is a big day for clint enjoyers such as myself

[peppercorb]

Jas! and small friends

[salt-n-salt]

guys I don’t know how to draw anymore oopsieeee

[salt-n-salt]

started watching hajime no ippo and im thinking hmm… retired boxer shane……….

[salt-n-salt]

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO SEE THE NEW SUPERMAN YET?!?!?!

I HAVE NOT BUT OH MY GODDDDDD I HEAR ITS FIRE IM SO EXCITED DOG IM GONNA BE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON EVER WHEN I DOOOOO I WILL LITERALLY CRY IN THE THEATER I KNOW I WILL IM SO RXGITED i’ve literally muted every superman word ever made so i won’t be spoiled i want to see him fly w my own eyes thru the screen and into my arms

[amoebeau]

more soozy just STANDIN' there

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[taahko]

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[mapswithoutwyoming]

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

[swoo0zy]

hit it tenna!

[salt-n-salt]

if u haven’t noticed my favorite pose to draw shane in is him digging in his ear. i bet he’s in there night and day

[salt-n-salt]

real talk do we think shane would like labubus yes or no. would he resonate w their off putting aura

shabubu..

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 13, 2025

[salt-n-salt]

sorry to the 2 shabubu believers

[tomato-fiction]

everyone play paranormasight

[i-am-a-fish]

I would survive the hydraulic press

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[wombrion]

[salt-n-salt]

I had an incredibly rough day and seeing your latest post as a longer time follower made me so happy. I hope you’re doing well!

waaaaaa ur so sweet 🥹 im glad I could make ur day at least a teensie bit better .. long time followers will always be so special to me I get so happy when I see usernames I recognize pop up on my phone 😋 we r all in this together bookie

[crunchybeards]

Google: How do I cope with the revelation that I may have just Shanified Frederic?

Shane girlies....I might finally understand....I might just finally get you. It took a completely different man, but this just might be it.

[salt-n-salt]

yes .. YES ..

[lmaonade]

i think draiwng images is impossible and everyone is playing some kind of tricks