what i still think of as “the tumblr experience” despite most of it having been obsolete for years now:
the mishapocalypse (or, why i still have ‘misha’ entered in tumblr savior)
“i have lost the ability to can”
jokes abt clint barton eating birdseed n making birdcalls n stuff
“make john green find the thing” and its sequel “who will find this post first, john green, tumblr user pizza, or a vegan”
when the buttons were on the top of posts and you’d have to scroll UPHILL, BOTH WAYS to reblog anything
RED, the blood of angry men! BLACK, the dark of ages past! TEA, a drink with jam and bread! That will bring us back to DOE, doe, doe, doe…
(also: black, the color of dis bear)
endlessly looped zooming gifs on colin morgan’s face on doctor who with the text “IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
the whovian fandom making fun of hipster blogs for reblogging out-of-context dw stuff
“what if they made a tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger”
people calling david karp their dad and then he sold us
the “in that moment i swear we were infinite” quote from perks of being a wallflower used everywhere until it reached meme status
“there are two kinds of people”
repeating a funny comment on a post in all caps
everyone HATED cole sprouse
the harry potter fandom running out of things to gif, leading to analysis of inter-house friendship bc some extras hugged in the background of goblet of fire
that gifset of will turner proposing to elizabeth swann and she yells BARBOSSA and the comment is like “when was he an option?!?!”
