Professional idiot advice🏳️‍🌈

- Call me omnipotent cause I'm in every fandom - Also call me they/them -Certified bitchless bisexual - Any type of pet you can think of I probably have - I'll post anything from reptiles to braindead questions to any variety of gay things

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Go listen to the Dragon Ball GT Japanese endings for pure vibes

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Does anyone else feel like they would actually enjoy wandering the backrooms or is it just me?

Like I think it would be very relaxing to be all alone always having somewhere new and empty to go

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Made my ball python a new enclosure!

It’s nothing super fancy right now but it’s a huge improvement over her old non front opening tank she was in

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Y’all ever have everything going great with no super obvious problems at all and then the smallest detail of something randomly makes you think “man I sure do wanna die” and it’s not like you even saw anything depressing it was just like, a stain on the wall or something.

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The creature

Little guy just clung to my leg for like half an hour.

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Momma spider!(arachnophobia warning)

found this huge wolf spider and didn’t even realize she was carrying her babies! (lower quality image with a pencil for size reference) I put her in a nice little bush nearby my dads garage where I found her :)

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Little fluffy mustache guy :>

please don’t EVER touch these guys they’re called puss asps among other things and can poke you with venomous spines that pump you with venom that lasts 12 hours and has been compared to the pain of bones breaking, except it lasts half a day. There’s a bunch of different types of flannel moth caterpillars (a more general name) all over the place but for geographical context these guys specifically are usually in and around central and northern Texas.

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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

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Lizard jumpscare

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Local crybaby realizes they have no bitches

After much deliberation (coping and playing silksong for 3 weeks straight) I have concluded I in fact cannot be happily single

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lizard jumpscare

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Life got me feeling like this rn

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Snake feeding! (Skip to 1:00 for interesting part)

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Sometimes I be thinking too much

Every time I wonder what would happen if I obtained god powers there’s always those two little cartoony angel and devil shoulder characters and the angel is like “judge fairly, stay humble, and remember that life is precious and anyone can be taught to love” and then I look over and the other guys just says “Kill every problematic person. Right now.” And I know it makes no sense but then I just think (in a kronk voice of course) “no, no, he’s got a point.”