Inspired by my friend @rumpelree:
Meet the Artist: Sal Edition
The Stuff on Tax forms:
Birthday: May 4th
I’m from the US
Hellenist Pagan
Disabled through Mild Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy
Sad college dropout
British English user
Horror fan
Eccentric sideshow act reincarnated as a drag king. The gods gave up on making me a Satyr and didn’t bother to fix my hairless goat leg.
My Favourite Bands/Artists:
Tally Hall
Will Wood
Jack Stauber
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Daniel Johnston
Oingo Boingo
Layton and Johnstone
The (Petrojvic) Blasting Company
Tom Lehrer
The Good Stuff:
Showbiz Pizza animatronics
Naps
1920s-1940s Men’s Fashion
Australian Rugby
Pizza, salami sandwiches, french toast, and chicken tacos
Lukewarm morning/afternoon tea
Good books (like The Road and House of Leaves)
Creature Features/Horror monster designs
FNAF lore
Autism headcanons
Peppers (texture)
The Worst Toxic Sludge Ever:
Dogs’ tea kettle whine
Pop country music
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
People asking about my limp
Overstimulation
Modern Disney Movies (the bad/lazy ones)
My Favourite Artists:
Keith Haring
Daniel Johnston
H.R Giger
Zdzislaw Beksinski
Ethel Hays
Louis Wain
J.C Leyendecker
Conrad Felixmüller
Greta Wagner
My Favourite Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite
Lake Michigan Monster
The Birdcage
Chicago
Cabaret
Little Shop of Horrors
The Shining
UHF
Spaceballs
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Iron Lung
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Inspirations:
”Storm Drain” from VHS 94
Circus Sideshows
1920s Queer History
Fallout New Vegas
So-Bad-It’s-Good media (My Immortal, The Room, Sonichu with friends).
Cryptozoology
Art for fake games
Murder Mysteries from the perspective of the killer
Fire Emblem-type fantasy/epics
1920s Newspaper Comics/Illustrations

















