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// Salty the Aquadog // still doesn't know how to swim

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batserus replied to your post “Breaking news, prince feeds dog choice meat.”

Everyone knows dogs never refuse food

It is an sign then...Ocean Master is No Good.

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Breaking news, prince feeds dog choice meat.

BREAKING NEWS: DOG MISTRUSTS OCEAN MAN, REFUSES FOOD. 

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[Getting way more followers than I anticipated! Please like this post for a starter and I promise Salty will shed all over you!]

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i like how every character that meets @saltytheaquadog has the first reaction of 

“PUPPY!!!”

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It’s because Salty is one cool pooch.

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the only reason Orm comes to the surface is to have epic battle with his rival Salty the dog over the affection of Arthur.

Actual Footage of Salty Digging Orm His Grave

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Holy shit, its a dog. Dick knelt down and offered his hand. “Hi there, puppy.”

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◖Hello Human hi are you offering me food? ◗

He sniffs the Human’s hand and, although he doesn’t smell any food, licks at his fingers. 

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SAVE THE DOG.

SOMEONE HELP HIM HE CANNOT SWIM.

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breaking news dog gets caught in small wave, very wet much water.

Dog Stuck in Water, Entire League Called in to Help. Suspect at Large.

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breaking news prince bullies dog

Breaking News: dog pees in on prince’s cape, eats shoes. More at 11.

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           ❝ Well, hello, Salty – Hopefully we haven’t been keeping you too long. ❞ She kneels to his level and starts scratching her way through golden fur.

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Any length of time seems impossibly long to a dog, but he forgives his Lady Master for that instantly. With only a happy bark as warning, he shows his appreciation by licking all over her face.

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“NOT THE FACE! DON’T LICK ME IN THE FACE!”

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◖ No face, but yes to hands? I will lick the hands because maybe they will taste like food. ◗

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“oof!” He’s heavier than he looks, and Dinah almost falls onto her back at the sudden press of dog and sloppy kisses, but she laughs and turns her head away, rubbing his chest.  “Okay okay, I love you too. Good boy.  Let’s see if we can figure out who you belong to and try to get you home.” 

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All he understood was “good boy” and “home” and he is very excited by both those words. He keeps trying to lick at her face, because he that is simply to best way to keep showing that he is a Good Boy.

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◖Hello Miss Human you smell like an animal so I am going to try and sniff you all over thank you ◗

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“You’re just so fluffy!” She baby talked, scritching him behind the ears. And friendly too- since he hadn’t taken her hand off.  Ollie could use a dog, right? What had ever happened to Shafty?

“Let’s take a look here–” No name on the collar, huh. “– Well how’m I supposed to figure out what to call you, cutie pie? Hm?  You got a phone number for your mom and dad, boy?” She asked rhetorically, sitting down in the sand so she can get a better look at the collar beneath all his fluff.

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◖ Yes I am fluffy! Thank you for noticing! Please more of these eat scratches◗

If Salty knew what phones or numbers were, he would still not be of much help. But it sounds like the Human is asking a question, so he barks in reply. Because he is a good dog. 

And since she is at appropriate dog level, Salty takes this opportunity to slobber lovingly on Dinah’s face. 

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just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

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“Aw, what a cutie.” She said, kneeling to scratch his fluffy belly. “

“Hi, pup.  You lost, honey? You got a collar…?”

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◖ Yes I am a cutie!  It is nice of the human to say so◗

He does have a collar! But it doesn’t have his name on it. Because his Master says he’s going to “get right on that” and Lady Master says he’s been “saying that for months.”