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I think Zingo would offer Ingo a raw stantler leg (as a sign of friendship) and Ingo, having lived in the wilderness for god knows how long, would actually fucking eat it.

You're right !! <33 they're buddies :)

Twin telepathy bond + ingo becoming immortal =

Emmet suddenly Also becomes immortal and works on player character mechanics.

Emmet, randomly spawning at ingos spawnpoint: 👁👁 where am i

THE TWIN TELEPATHY... accidentally clips thru the wall of his office while trying to make coffee or smthn and spawns in the mountains somewhere ???

One day arceus just swaps zingo and ingo coz they think it’s funny,,, everyone in hisui wondering why their warden is barking and biting Pokémon and emmet wonders when the zoroark became so crusty and forgetful and also well spoken (ingo is too confused and polite to ask any questions. He just goes along with whatever the fuck emmet wants him to do. Emmet hands him a dog bowl full of raw meat and dog food and he just chows down like wow so nice of this exact replica of me to give me free food)

LOVE the implication that Ingo is totally cool with being treated like a very large dog for no apparent reason and is happy to eat raw meat when provided

you can get some real fish out of water comedy by ingo getting back you nova and bringing melli (his boyfriend) back with him

Yeah I think Melli getting dragged home with Ingo would definitely be funny like, they get dropped in the middle of a big city and Melli is scared shitless (even though he insists he's only sticking by Ingo's side for conveniences sake) and to his complete bafflement Ingo is ???? Completely unconcerned about the situation and actually seems familiar with his surroundings. He drags Melli onto a train b/c he knows they can rest there for a while and like 30 minutes of complete silence into the ride Ingo yells that he used to drive a train and spends the next 2 hours rambling about everything he can remember about trains and Melli's like ???? huh

They check into a hotel room and get cleaned up in an actual shower and Ingo instantly gets younger by 20 years and straightens his back and now he's hot and ??? Melli is confused

how I personally imagine emmets travels to hisui

Emmet : Have you seen my brother Ingo! He is my height :>

Some guy : oh you taking about the amnesiac?

E: The What.

gfhgdfgdfg naurr poor Emmet can't catch a break 😭😭

Emmet: Have you seen ! My twin brother we look the same

The first villager Emmet saw after stepping out of his portal: Oh you mean the guy who fell down the mountain last week and broke his arm. The weird amnesiac who lives up there with all the poisonous cats

Emmet: HUH

Imagine if Melli saw Ingo after Sneasler gave him "surgery"

Melli hesitantly walks into sneaslers cave like Warden Ingo?? Are you dead none of the other wardens have seen you for 2 weeks [secretly hoping he is]

And Ingo's in the sneasel nest eating a pecha berry like !! hello Melli ! sorry I haven't been doing my warden duties I've just been recovering from my top surgery :] Miss Sneasler slapped my tits off and now she's numbing the pain with controlled doses of sneasler poison and pecha berries :]

And Melli is just ??? ok (turns and leaves

Love the concept of Ingo talking about his daughters and Emmet thinks hes only talking about the little sneasels. But the Ingos like 'my daughters coming for a visit' and emmets like '????' And then its Sinnohs missing champion.

YEAH. Ingo talking about his 'wife and daughters' for months before casually dropping that he had a human daughter too

Alternative: Akari gets sent back to a little before Ingo goes missing, which leads to some… misunderstandings

Your aro Emmet thing made me think of Ingo coming back with a child who has been calling him uncle and Emmet being terrified like "d-did I do that? I thought I took all the safety measures?"

YOU'RE SO RIGHT

Imagine if ingo came back with lady sneasler and the sneaslets. Someone goes "hey emmet what's with your brothers weird fucking sneasel" and this is like. The first emmet hears of his brother being back. He's like "what sneasel??? zoroark did you bring home a cadaver again????" But no his brother is just stumbling around nimbasa with his weird cats

Imagining Emmet suddenly starts to see stories of 'Ingo' spotted in the wild fistfighting wild pokemon and climbing around on top of buildings and shit and going like ?????? I guess Zoroark's getting restless I should probably get her a chew toy or smhtn . meanwhile Zoroark's like ? who that

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The date went well! (^_^)

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Clara: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Azz: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Iruma: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Who holds the leash?

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If when Iruma becomes demon king Azz and Clara don't stick to him like this on the throne then what is the point