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@samael-steals-shit
hi. names samael. just call me sam, though. xey/she.
im a thief, i guess. i dunno.
i have a son as well. he goes by rainbow, but i call him jesus.
thats me, by the way! hi!
oh yeah and list of things ive stolen:
@the-gimmick-detective s handcuffs
@the-gimmick-detective. hes mine now.
tagging system, mod intro, and tagging people below the cut.
*he almost appears out of nowhere*
Hey you- we got a few reports coming in, apparently you're a thief, yeah?
@the-gimmick-detective
... oh, you must be the detective. maybe i am a thief, so what about it?
You realise you just confessed to a crime, right? Hell, I don't even need a warrant to arrest you-
*he's taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket*
*the handcuffs arent in his pocket*
looking for something?
*he looks up in surprise*
How- how did you...
you should really be careful who you let around your pockets.
*shes holding up his wallet as well, grinning slightly*
*he's glaring at her*
Hey- give them back, alright? Right now.
... fine.
*she throws the wallet back easily*
*he catches it and shoves it into his pocket hurriedly, before reaching out for the handcuffs*
The handcuffs too, mate-
nah. i think ill keep them.
*he takes another pair of handcuffs out his pocket nonchalantly*
Unlucky for you then- I keep a spare.
You're under arrest-
*suddenly, someone comes tearing through, snatching the handcuffs from the detectives hand*
... technique, jesus.
sorry, mom!
Hey! Who the bloody hell are you?
im rainbow!
hes my son.
*they do look alike*
*he scowls at them both*
You should teach your son better- not teach him to steal things.
hey, i didnt teach him that.
i taught myself, while i was dead!
Oh yeah.. when you were dead.. sounds very fun, kid-
Bloody hell, what an imagination...
... motherfucker, if i was lying id p- choose something else. and also im 2 thousand years old. and physically about 34.
...
2 fucking thousand years? Listen old man, you need to stop stealing things and go have a nap or something...
im going to break your fucking nose.
jesus-!
sorry mom..
*hes still glaring at you, signalling that its not over*
*he quickly steps backwards*
Calm down, old man-
*suddenly, he launches himself at the detective, punching him in the face*
*he staggers backwards, almost falling*
You- fucking asshole-
*just as suddenly, samael has grabbed rainbow, pulling him off*
Fuck you- you bloody idiot-
*his nose is bleeding*
jesus! inside, now.
*he grumbles, storming inside*
That guy.. needs to work on his bloody anger management problems...
Why did you call him Jesus?
to be fair, im not very happy with you either.
*she looks at you, like a disapproving mother*
What?? What did I do?
*he wipes the blood off his face irritably*
you shouldnt bully people by calling them mean names.
*she even sounds like a disappointed mother, huh*
How was I bullying him... I was stating a fact...
*he's staring at the floor slightly*
and he made it clear he didnt like the name.
He stole my fucking handcuffs- I don't think I have to respect him, do I?
of course you have to respect him. everyone deserves basic respect.
Yeah yeah...
*it's obvious he neither agrees nor cares*
Anyway, you're still under arrest-
... nah :3
You are-
*he tries to grab the handcuffs*
dont wanna.
You can't just say you don't want to be arrested, you bloody idiot-
Why does everyone always do this...
because you let them do so.
No I don't- fuck off-
you may not realise it, but you allow them to walk all over you.
...I don't... shut up...
*he's staring at the ground again*
you do.
Fine, explain- how exactly do I "allow them to walk all over me"?
well, just look at you. youre pathetic, honestly.
You-
...
Fuck you! I'm not bloody pathetic-
you are. i dont mean it in a mean way, but youre pathetic.
...How am I pathetic..?
well, you look like youre about to cry. youve looked like that the entire time youve been here, honestly. also you look like you listen to sad music to fall asleep to.
I don't look like I'm about to cry... shut up...
*he turns away, glaring at a tree or something*
you do. you look like...
*she looks sad for a moment, before shaking her head roughly*
nevermind. you look pathetic, is my point.
Look like what...?
*he actually does look like he might cry at this rate*
nothing, it doesnt matter.
...I'm a detective, and you're a bad liar- spit it out, I look like what?
hes not a what.
*she snaps, glaring at the detective*
*he flinches slightly*
Who's "he" then?
it doesnt matter.
Yes it does-
no it doesnt.
Just bloody well tell me already!
Fine- I'll find out myself-
*he turns to leave*
good luck, hes probably dead.
Who is...
who do you think, you pathetic cat of a man.
How the bloody hell should I know?! And don't call me pathetic-
oh my stars-
*she suddenly grabs the detective, throwing him over her shoulder casually*
Hey!! What are you doing?!
*he kicks at her, panicking*
im a thief, remember? youre coming with me.
Are you fucking kidnapping me??
Put me down-
yep. and nah.
*he kicks at her again, trying to get down*
*she barely even reacts, opening a door*
Where are you taking me?!
my house.
*he sighs*
I'm going to be tortured or something, aren't I...
w-what? no! what the fuck?
That's normally what happens when I get kidnapped....
*she looks pissed*
what the hell??
Eh? What??
people shouldnt be fucking torturing you, detective!
Do you think I don't know that?!
i think that im not letting you leave! youre staying here forever.
No I'm not! I have work to do, let me go!-
*he struggles violently*
you can do it some other time.
If you want to stay here forever, I'll never be able to do it, will I??
Just fucking let me go-
... then you cant do it.
Bloody hell...
Please let me go, alright?
I'm a bloody detective- let me go right now!
nope. you can at least stay the night, its getting dark outside.
...Fine..
*he stops struggling*
good. cmon, lets go set up the spare bedroom.
So, that guy from earlier... He's not actually Jesus Christ, right??
oh, he is.
I... I got punched by Jesus?!??
*yeah, and hell probably do it again, if i know him. which i do.*
yep.
...He'll do it again, huh...?
I'll fucking arrest him if he does-
That'd be an achievement... Arresting Jesus Christ for assault...
*good luck. many have tried to arrest him, and all have failed.*
*samael opens the spare bedroom door, walking in quietly*
Yeah right- he seemed pretty ordinary to me-
Now, uh... thief, put me down-
*hes a war criminal, but okay.*
i have a name, you know.
What is it...?
*he sighs dramatically*
Well, Sam, put me down-
please?
Fine...
Please.
maybe a bit louder would be nice...
*she grumbles, even as she lets him down*
...I'm not staying-
*he immediately turns around to walk out the room*
*amd hes back on her shoulder before he can blink*
Hey-
How did you even do that...
*she starts setting up the room, still not letting him leave*
...
Why are you doing this...?
... i dont know.
*he almost appears out of nowhere*
Hey you- we got a few reports coming in, apparently you're a thief, yeah?
@the-gimmick-detective
... oh, you must be the detective. maybe i am a thief, so what about it?
You realise you just confessed to a crime, right? Hell, I don't even need a warrant to arrest you-
*he's taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket*
*the handcuffs arent in his pocket*
looking for something?
*he looks up in surprise*
How- how did you...
you should really be careful who you let around your pockets.
*shes holding up his wallet as well, grinning slightly*
*he's glaring at her*
Hey- give them back, alright? Right now.
... fine.
*she throws the wallet back easily*
*he catches it and shoves it into his pocket hurriedly, before reaching out for the handcuffs*
The handcuffs too, mate-
nah. i think ill keep them.
*he takes another pair of handcuffs out his pocket nonchalantly*
Unlucky for you then- I keep a spare.
You're under arrest-
*suddenly, someone comes tearing through, snatching the handcuffs from the detectives hand*
... technique, jesus.
sorry, mom!
Hey! Who the bloody hell are you?
im rainbow!
hes my son.
*they do look alike*
*he scowls at them both*
You should teach your son better- not teach him to steal things.
hey, i didnt teach him that.
i taught myself, while i was dead!
Oh yeah.. when you were dead.. sounds very fun, kid-
Bloody hell, what an imagination...
... motherfucker, if i was lying id p- choose something else. and also im 2 thousand years old. and physically about 34.
...
2 fucking thousand years? Listen old man, you need to stop stealing things and go have a nap or something...
im going to break your fucking nose.
jesus-!
sorry mom..
*hes still glaring at you, signalling that its not over*
*he quickly steps backwards*
Calm down, old man-
*suddenly, he launches himself at the detective, punching him in the face*
*he staggers backwards, almost falling*
You- fucking asshole-
*just as suddenly, samael has grabbed rainbow, pulling him off*
Fuck you- you bloody idiot-
*his nose is bleeding*
jesus! inside, now.
*he grumbles, storming inside*
That guy.. needs to work on his bloody anger management problems...
Why did you call him Jesus?
to be fair, im not very happy with you either.
*she looks at you, like a disapproving mother*
What?? What did I do?
*he wipes the blood off his face irritably*
you shouldnt bully people by calling them mean names.
*she even sounds like a disappointed mother, huh*
How was I bullying him... I was stating a fact...
*he's staring at the floor slightly*
and he made it clear he didnt like the name.
He stole my fucking handcuffs- I don't think I have to respect him, do I?
of course you have to respect him. everyone deserves basic respect.
Yeah yeah...
*it's obvious he neither agrees nor cares*
Anyway, you're still under arrest-
... nah :3
You are-
*he tries to grab the handcuffs*
dont wanna.
You can't just say you don't want to be arrested, you bloody idiot-
Why does everyone always do this...
because you let them do so.
No I don't- fuck off-
you may not realise it, but you allow them to walk all over you.
...I don't... shut up...
*he's staring at the ground again*
you do.
Fine, explain- how exactly do I "allow them to walk all over me"?
well, just look at you. youre pathetic, honestly.
You-
...
Fuck you! I'm not bloody pathetic-
you are. i dont mean it in a mean way, but youre pathetic.
...How am I pathetic..?
well, you look like youre about to cry. youve looked like that the entire time youve been here, honestly. also you look like you listen to sad music to fall asleep to.
I don't look like I'm about to cry... shut up...
*he turns away, glaring at a tree or something*
you do. you look like...
*she looks sad for a moment, before shaking her head roughly*
nevermind. you look pathetic, is my point.
Look like what...?
*he actually does look like he might cry at this rate*
nothing, it doesnt matter.
...I'm a detective, and you're a bad liar- spit it out, I look like what?
hes not a what.
*she snaps, glaring at the detective*
*he flinches slightly*
Who's "he" then?
it doesnt matter.
Yes it does-
no it doesnt.
Just bloody well tell me already!
Fine- I'll find out myself-
*he turns to leave*
good luck, hes probably dead.
Who is...
who do you think, you pathetic cat of a man.
How the bloody hell should I know?! And don't call me pathetic-
oh my stars-
*she suddenly grabs the detective, throwing him over her shoulder casually*
Hey!! What are you doing?!
*he kicks at her, panicking*
im a thief, remember? youre coming with me.
Are you fucking kidnapping me??
Put me down-
yep. and nah.
*he kicks at her again, trying to get down*
*she barely even reacts, opening a door*
Where are you taking me?!
my house.
*he sighs*
I'm going to be tortured or something, aren't I...
w-what? no! what the fuck?
That's normally what happens when I get kidnapped....
*she looks pissed*
what the hell??
Eh? What??
people shouldnt be fucking torturing you, detective!
Do you think I don't know that?!
i think that im not letting you leave! youre staying here forever.
No I'm not! I have work to do, let me go!-
*he struggles violently*
you can do it some other time.
If you want to stay here forever, I'll never be able to do it, will I??
Just fucking let me go-
... then you cant do it.
Bloody hell...
Please let me go, alright?
I'm a bloody detective- let me go right now!
nope. you can at least stay the night, its getting dark outside.
...Fine..
*he stops struggling*
good. cmon, lets go set up the spare bedroom.
So, that guy from earlier... He's not actually Jesus Christ, right??
oh, he is.
I... I got punched by Jesus?!??
*yeah, and hell probably do it again, if i know him. which i do.*
yep.
...He'll do it again, huh...?
I'll fucking arrest him if he does-
That'd be an achievement... Arresting Jesus Christ for assault...
*good luck. many have tried to arrest him, and all have failed.*
*samael opens the spare bedroom door, walking in quietly*
Yeah right- he seemed pretty ordinary to me-
Now, uh... thief, put me down-
*hes a war criminal, but okay.*
i have a name, you know.
What is it...?
*he sighs dramatically*
Well, Sam, put me down-
please?
Fine...
Please.
maybe a bit louder would be nice...
*she grumbles, even as she lets him down*
...I'm not staying-
*he immediately turns around to walk out the room*
*amd hes back on her shoulder before he can blink*
Hey-
How did you even do that...
*she starts setting up the room, still not letting him leave*
*he almost appears out of nowhere*
Hey you- we got a few reports coming in, apparently you're a thief, yeah?
@the-gimmick-detective
... oh, you must be the detective. maybe i am a thief, so what about it?
You realise you just confessed to a crime, right? Hell, I don't even need a warrant to arrest you-
*he's taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket*
*the handcuffs arent in his pocket*
looking for something?
*he looks up in surprise*
How- how did you...
you should really be careful who you let around your pockets.
*shes holding up his wallet as well, grinning slightly*
*he's glaring at her*
Hey- give them back, alright? Right now.
... fine.
*she throws the wallet back easily*
*he catches it and shoves it into his pocket hurriedly, before reaching out for the handcuffs*
The handcuffs too, mate-
nah. i think ill keep them.
*he takes another pair of handcuffs out his pocket nonchalantly*
Unlucky for you then- I keep a spare.
You're under arrest-
*suddenly, someone comes tearing through, snatching the handcuffs from the detectives hand*
... technique, jesus.
sorry, mom!
Hey! Who the bloody hell are you?
im rainbow!
hes my son.
*they do look alike*
*he scowls at them both*
You should teach your son better- not teach him to steal things.
hey, i didnt teach him that.
i taught myself, while i was dead!
Oh yeah.. when you were dead.. sounds very fun, kid-
Bloody hell, what an imagination...
... motherfucker, if i was lying id p- choose something else. and also im 2 thousand years old. and physically about 34.
...
2 fucking thousand years? Listen old man, you need to stop stealing things and go have a nap or something...
im going to break your fucking nose.
jesus-!
sorry mom..
*hes still glaring at you, signalling that its not over*
*he quickly steps backwards*
Calm down, old man-
*suddenly, he launches himself at the detective, punching him in the face*
*he staggers backwards, almost falling*
You- fucking asshole-
*just as suddenly, samael has grabbed rainbow, pulling him off*
Fuck you- you bloody idiot-
*his nose is bleeding*
jesus! inside, now.
*he grumbles, storming inside*
That guy.. needs to work on his bloody anger management problems...
Why did you call him Jesus?
to be fair, im not very happy with you either.
*she looks at you, like a disapproving mother*
What?? What did I do?
*he wipes the blood off his face irritably*
you shouldnt bully people by calling them mean names.
*she even sounds like a disappointed mother, huh*
How was I bullying him... I was stating a fact...
*he's staring at the floor slightly*
and he made it clear he didnt like the name.
He stole my fucking handcuffs- I don't think I have to respect him, do I?
of course you have to respect him. everyone deserves basic respect.
Yeah yeah...
*it's obvious he neither agrees nor cares*
Anyway, you're still under arrest-
... nah :3
You are-
*he tries to grab the handcuffs*
dont wanna.
You can't just say you don't want to be arrested, you bloody idiot-
Why does everyone always do this...
because you let them do so.
No I don't- fuck off-
you may not realise it, but you allow them to walk all over you.
...I don't... shut up...
*he's staring at the ground again*
you do.
Fine, explain- how exactly do I "allow them to walk all over me"?
well, just look at you. youre pathetic, honestly.
You-
...
Fuck you! I'm not bloody pathetic-
you are. i dont mean it in a mean way, but youre pathetic.
...How am I pathetic..?
well, you look like youre about to cry. youve looked like that the entire time youve been here, honestly. also you look like you listen to sad music to fall asleep to.
I don't look like I'm about to cry... shut up...
*he turns away, glaring at a tree or something*
you do. you look like...
*she looks sad for a moment, before shaking her head roughly*
nevermind. you look pathetic, is my point.
Look like what...?
*he actually does look like he might cry at this rate*
nothing, it doesnt matter.
...I'm a detective, and you're a bad liar- spit it out, I look like what?
hes not a what.
*she snaps, glaring at the detective*
*he flinches slightly*
Who's "he" then?
it doesnt matter.
Yes it does-
no it doesnt.
Just bloody well tell me already!
Fine- I'll find out myself-
*he turns to leave*
good luck, hes probably dead.
Who is...
who do you think, you pathetic cat of a man.
How the bloody hell should I know?! And don't call me pathetic-
oh my stars-
*she suddenly grabs the detective, throwing him over her shoulder casually*
Hey!! What are you doing?!
*he kicks at her, panicking*
im a thief, remember? youre coming with me.
Are you fucking kidnapping me??
Put me down-
yep. and nah.
*he kicks at her again, trying to get down*
*she barely even reacts, opening a door*
Where are you taking me?!
my house.
*he sighs*
I'm going to be tortured or something, aren't I...
w-what? no! what the fuck?
That's normally what happens when I get kidnapped....
*she looks pissed*
what the hell??
Eh? What??
people shouldnt be fucking torturing you, detective!
Do you think I don't know that?!
i think that im not letting you leave! youre staying here forever.
No I'm not! I have work to do, let me go!-
*he struggles violently*
you can do it some other time.
If you want to stay here forever, I'll never be able to do it, will I??
Just fucking let me go-
... then you cant do it.
Bloody hell...
Please let me go, alright?
I'm a bloody detective- let me go right now!
nope. you can at least stay the night, its getting dark outside.
...Fine..
*he stops struggling*
good. cmon, lets go set up the spare bedroom.
So, that guy from earlier... He's not actually Jesus Christ, right??
oh, he is.
I... I got punched by Jesus?!??
*yeah, and hell probably do it again, if i know him. which i do.*
yep.
...He'll do it again, huh...?
I'll fucking arrest him if he does-
That'd be an achievement... Arresting Jesus Christ for assault...
*good luck. many have tried to arrest him, and all have failed.*
*samael opens the spare bedroom door, walking in quietly*
Yeah right- he seemed pretty ordinary to me-
Now, uh... thief, put me down-
*hes a war criminal, but okay.*
i have a name, you know.
What is it...?
*he sighs dramatically*
Well, Sam, put me down-
please?
Fine...
Please.
maybe a bit louder would be nice...
*she grumbles, even as she lets him down*
...I'm not staying-
*he immediately turns around to walk out the room*
*amd hes back on her shoulder before he can blink*
*he almost appears out of nowhere*
Hey you- we got a few reports coming in, apparently you're a thief, yeah?
@the-gimmick-detective
... oh, you must be the detective. maybe i am a thief, so what about it?
You realise you just confessed to a crime, right? Hell, I don't even need a warrant to arrest you-
*he's taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket*
*the handcuffs arent in his pocket*
looking for something?
*he looks up in surprise*
How- how did you...
you should really be careful who you let around your pockets.
*shes holding up his wallet as well, grinning slightly*
*he's glaring at her*
Hey- give them back, alright? Right now.
... fine.
*she throws the wallet back easily*
*he catches it and shoves it into his pocket hurriedly, before reaching out for the handcuffs*
The handcuffs too, mate-
nah. i think ill keep them.
*he takes another pair of handcuffs out his pocket nonchalantly*
Unlucky for you then- I keep a spare.
You're under arrest-
*suddenly, someone comes tearing through, snatching the handcuffs from the detectives hand*
... technique, jesus.
sorry, mom!
Hey! Who the bloody hell are you?
im rainbow!
hes my son.
*they do look alike*
*he scowls at them both*
You should teach your son better- not teach him to steal things.
hey, i didnt teach him that.
i taught myself, while i was dead!
Oh yeah.. when you were dead.. sounds very fun, kid-
Bloody hell, what an imagination...
... motherfucker, if i was lying id p- choose something else. and also im 2 thousand years old. and physically about 34.
...
2 fucking thousand years? Listen old man, you need to stop stealing things and go have a nap or something...
im going to break your fucking nose.
jesus-!
sorry mom..
*hes still glaring at you, signalling that its not over*
*he quickly steps backwards*
Calm down, old man-
*suddenly, he launches himself at the detective, punching him in the face*
*he staggers backwards, almost falling*
You- fucking asshole-
*just as suddenly, samael has grabbed rainbow, pulling him off*
Fuck you- you bloody idiot-
*his nose is bleeding*
jesus! inside, now.
*he grumbles, storming inside*
That guy.. needs to work on his bloody anger management problems...
Why did you call him Jesus?
to be fair, im not very happy with you either.
*she looks at you, like a disapproving mother*
What?? What did I do?
*he wipes the blood off his face irritably*
you shouldnt bully people by calling them mean names.
*she even sounds like a disappointed mother, huh*
How was I bullying him... I was stating a fact...
*he's staring at the floor slightly*
and he made it clear he didnt like the name.
He stole my fucking handcuffs- I don't think I have to respect him, do I?
of course you have to respect him. everyone deserves basic respect.
Yeah yeah...
*it's obvious he neither agrees nor cares*
Anyway, you're still under arrest-
... nah :3
You are-
*he tries to grab the handcuffs*
dont wanna.
You can't just say you don't want to be arrested, you bloody idiot-
Why does everyone always do this...
because you let them do so.
No I don't- fuck off-
you may not realise it, but you allow them to walk all over you.
...I don't... shut up...
*he's staring at the ground again*
you do.
Fine, explain- how exactly do I "allow them to walk all over me"?
well, just look at you. youre pathetic, honestly.
You-
...
Fuck you! I'm not bloody pathetic-
you are. i dont mean it in a mean way, but youre pathetic.
...How am I pathetic..?
well, you look like youre about to cry. youve looked like that the entire time youve been here, honestly. also you look like you listen to sad music to fall asleep to.
I don't look like I'm about to cry... shut up...
*he turns away, glaring at a tree or something*
you do. you look like...
*she looks sad for a moment, before shaking her head roughly*
nevermind. you look pathetic, is my point.
Look like what...?
*he actually does look like he might cry at this rate*
nothing, it doesnt matter.
...I'm a detective, and you're a bad liar- spit it out, I look like what?
hes not a what.
*she snaps, glaring at the detective*
*he flinches slightly*
Who's "he" then?
it doesnt matter.
Yes it does-
no it doesnt.
Just bloody well tell me already!
Fine- I'll find out myself-
*he turns to leave*
good luck, hes probably dead.
Who is...
who do you think, you pathetic cat of a man.
How the bloody hell should I know?! And don't call me pathetic-
oh my stars-
*she suddenly grabs the detective, throwing him over her shoulder casually*
Hey!! What are you doing?!
*he kicks at her, panicking*
im a thief, remember? youre coming with me.
Are you fucking kidnapping me??
Put me down-
yep. and nah.
*he kicks at her again, trying to get down*
*she barely even reacts, opening a door*
Where are you taking me?!
my house.
*he sighs*
I'm going to be tortured or something, aren't I...
w-what? no! what the fuck?
That's normally what happens when I get kidnapped....
*she looks pissed*
what the hell??
Eh? What??
people shouldnt be fucking torturing you, detective!
Do you think I don't know that?!
i think that im not letting you leave! youre staying here forever.
No I'm not! I have work to do, let me go!-
*he struggles violently*
you can do it some other time.
If you want to stay here forever, I'll never be able to do it, will I??
Just fucking let me go-
... then you cant do it.
Bloody hell...
Please let me go, alright?
I'm a bloody detective- let me go right now!
nope. you can at least stay the night, its getting dark outside.
...Fine..
*he stops struggling*
good. cmon, lets go set up the spare bedroom.
So, that guy from earlier... He's not actually Jesus Christ, right??
oh, he is.
I... I got punched by Jesus?!??
*yeah, and hell probably do it again, if i know him. which i do.*
yep.
...He'll do it again, huh...?
I'll fucking arrest him if he does-
That'd be an achievement... Arresting Jesus Christ for assault...
*good luck. many have tried to arrest him, and all have failed.*
*samael opens the spare bedroom door, walking in quietly*
Yeah right- he seemed pretty ordinary to me-
Now, uh... thief, put me down-
*hes a war criminal, but okay.*
i have a name, you know.
What is it...?
*he sighs dramatically*
Well, Sam, put me down-
please?
Fine...
Please.
maybe a bit louder would be nice...
*she grumbles, even as she lets him down*
*he almost appears out of nowhere*
Hey you- we got a few reports coming in, apparently you're a thief, yeah?
@the-gimmick-detective
... oh, you must be the detective. maybe i am a thief, so what about it?
You realise you just confessed to a crime, right? Hell, I don't even need a warrant to arrest you-
*he's taking a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket*
*the handcuffs arent in his pocket*
looking for something?
*he looks up in surprise*
How- how did you...
you should really be careful who you let around your pockets.
*shes holding up his wallet as well, grinning slightly*
*he's glaring at her*
Hey- give them back, alright? Right now.
... fine.
*she throws the wallet back easily*
*he catches it and shoves it into his pocket hurriedly, before reaching out for the handcuffs*
The handcuffs too, mate-
nah. i think ill keep them.
*he takes another pair of handcuffs out his pocket nonchalantly*
Unlucky for you then- I keep a spare.
You're under arrest-
*suddenly, someone comes tearing through, snatching the handcuffs from the detectives hand*
... technique, jesus.
sorry, mom!
Hey! Who the bloody hell are you?
im rainbow!
hes my son.
*they do look alike*
*he scowls at them both*
You should teach your son better- not teach him to steal things.
hey, i didnt teach him that.
i taught myself, while i was dead!
Oh yeah.. when you were dead.. sounds very fun, kid-
Bloody hell, what an imagination...
... motherfucker, if i was lying id p- choose something else. and also im 2 thousand years old. and physically about 34.
...
2 fucking thousand years? Listen old man, you need to stop stealing things and go have a nap or something...
im going to break your fucking nose.
jesus-!
sorry mom..
*hes still glaring at you, signalling that its not over*
*he quickly steps backwards*
Calm down, old man-
*suddenly, he launches himself at the detective, punching him in the face*
*he staggers backwards, almost falling*
You- fucking asshole-
*just as suddenly, samael has grabbed rainbow, pulling him off*
Fuck you- you bloody idiot-
*his nose is bleeding*
jesus! inside, now.
*he grumbles, storming inside*
That guy.. needs to work on his bloody anger management problems...
Why did you call him Jesus?
to be fair, im not very happy with you either.
*she looks at you, like a disapproving mother*
What?? What did I do?
*he wipes the blood off his face irritably*
you shouldnt bully people by calling them mean names.
*she even sounds like a disappointed mother, huh*
How was I bullying him... I was stating a fact...
*he's staring at the floor slightly*
and he made it clear he didnt like the name.
He stole my fucking handcuffs- I don't think I have to respect him, do I?
of course you have to respect him. everyone deserves basic respect.
Yeah yeah...
*it's obvious he neither agrees nor cares*
Anyway, you're still under arrest-
... nah :3
You are-
*he tries to grab the handcuffs*
dont wanna.
You can't just say you don't want to be arrested, you bloody idiot-
Why does everyone always do this...
because you let them do so.
No I don't- fuck off-
you may not realise it, but you allow them to walk all over you.
...I don't... shut up...
*he's staring at the ground again*
you do.
Fine, explain- how exactly do I "allow them to walk all over me"?
well, just look at you. youre pathetic, honestly.
You-
...
Fuck you! I'm not bloody pathetic-
you are. i dont mean it in a mean way, but youre pathetic.
...How am I pathetic..?
well, you look like youre about to cry. youve looked like that the entire time youve been here, honestly. also you look like you listen to sad music to fall asleep to.
I don't look like I'm about to cry... shut up...
*he turns away, glaring at a tree or something*
you do. you look like...
*she looks sad for a moment, before shaking her head roughly*
nevermind. you look pathetic, is my point.
Look like what...?
*he actually does look like he might cry at this rate*
nothing, it doesnt matter.
...I'm a detective, and you're a bad liar- spit it out, I look like what?
hes not a what.
*she snaps, glaring at the detective*
*he flinches slightly*
Who's "he" then?
it doesnt matter.
Yes it does-
no it doesnt.
Just bloody well tell me already!
Fine- I'll find out myself-
*he turns to leave*
good luck, hes probably dead.
Who is...
who do you think, you pathetic cat of a man.
How the bloody hell should I know?! And don't call me pathetic-
oh my stars-
*she suddenly grabs the detective, throwing him over her shoulder casually*
Hey!! What are you doing?!
*he kicks at her, panicking*
im a thief, remember? youre coming with me.
Are you fucking kidnapping me??
Put me down-
yep. and nah.
*he kicks at her again, trying to get down*
*she barely even reacts, opening a door*
Where are you taking me?!
my house.
*he sighs*
I'm going to be tortured or something, aren't I...
w-what? no! what the fuck?
That's normally what happens when I get kidnapped....
*she looks pissed*
what the hell??
Eh? What??
people shouldnt be fucking torturing you, detective!
Do you think I don't know that?!
i think that im not letting you leave! youre staying here forever.
No I'm not! I have work to do, let me go!-
*he struggles violently*
you can do it some other time.
If you want to stay here forever, I'll never be able to do it, will I??
Just fucking let me go-
... then you cant do it.
Bloody hell...
Please let me go, alright?
I'm a bloody detective- let me go right now!
nope. you can at least stay the night, its getting dark outside.
...Fine..
*he stops struggling*
good. cmon, lets go set up the spare bedroom.
So, that guy from earlier... He's not actually Jesus Christ, right??
oh, he is.
I... I got punched by Jesus?!??
*yeah, and hell probably do it again, if i know him. which i do.*
yep.
...He'll do it again, huh...?
I'll fucking arrest him if he does-
That'd be an achievement... Arresting Jesus Christ for assault...
*good luck. many have tried to arrest him, and all have failed.*
*samael opens the spare bedroom door, walking in quietly*
Yeah right- he seemed pretty ordinary to me-
Now, uh... thief, put me down-
*hes a war criminal, but okay.*
i have a name, you know.
What is it...?
*he sighs dramatically*
Well, Sam, put me down-
please?
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
Y-yeah- don't worry about me- I don't deserve it anyway...
*that last part wasn't loud enough to hear*
*hey no- stop that- stop being so fucking quiet*
okay... if you do want more, come and get me!
Oh- a-are you going-?
*HELLO?*
ah- no, i just meant- i dont know- but no, im not leaving!
Oh alright...
...
What have you been up to..?
*ignoring me now, huh?*
not much! mostly just hanging around the house!
What about Sam? How are xey doing?
oh, moms doing great! shes been so much happier since we left, honestly.
That's amazing... *xey smile*
yeah!
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
Y-yeah- don't worry about me- I don't deserve it anyway...
*that last part wasn't loud enough to hear*
*hey no- stop that- stop being so fucking quiet*
okay... if you do want more, come and get me!
Oh- a-are you going-?
*HELLO?*
ah- no, i just meant- i dont know- but no, im not leaving!
Oh alright...
...
What have you been up to..?
*ignoring me now, huh?*
not much! mostly just hanging around the house!
What about Sam? How are xey doing?
oh, moms doing great! shes been so much happier since we left, honestly.
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
Y-yeah- don't worry about me- I don't deserve it anyway...
*that last part wasn't loud enough to hear*
*hey no- stop that- stop being so fucking quiet*
okay... if you do want more, come and get me!
Oh- a-are you going-?
*HELLO?*
ah- no, i just meant- i dont know- but no, im not leaving!
Oh alright...
...
What have you been up to..?
*ignoring me now, huh?*
not much! mostly just hanging around the house!
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
Y-yeah- don't worry about me- I don't deserve it anyway...
*that last part wasn't loud enough to hear*
*hey no- stop that- stop being so fucking quiet*
okay... if you do want more, come and get me!
Oh- a-are you going-?
*HELLO?*
ah- no, i just meant- i dont know- but no, im not leaving!
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
Y-yeah- don't worry about me- I don't deserve it anyway...
*that last part wasn't loud enough to hear*
*hey no- stop that- stop being so fucking quiet*
okay... if you do want more, come and get me!
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
N-no I'm fine... thanks...
*they still look hungry*
*hey no- stop- don't do that-*
are you sure?
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*how about you just never open your stupid mouth again. Stop talking*
*Haniel finishes their food quickly*
do you want anything else?
*fine.*
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*Haniel immediately takes some of the food and shoves it in xeir mouth hungrily*
*...don'tcallmeprincess*
**her voice sounded a little squeaky**
*what the hell am i meant to call you then, i dont know your name?*
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*i- ...*
**she goes very quiet**
*Haniel is still hesitantly staring at their food*
... you know, you can eat it if you want it, haniel..
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
*never-fucking-mind*
*i said nothing*
*fuck you*
*thats more like the princess i know.*
*you hear noises coming from your kitchen*
- @hhi-its-me-haniel
*rainbow peaks in, definitely not holding a knife*
*Haniel hears him and turns around quickly. They get startled and start panicking*
w-wwoah, wait, haniel?!
*with wide eyes they try to back away clumsily*
*they drop the food they're holding and try to run to the door*
hey, haniel, its me, rainbow! you know, annoying ghost that used to narrate the angels?
*they've already left the room, trying to get away*
h-hey, wait!
*he chases after them, tripping over*
*they try to open the front door desperately. When they fail to do so, they run away again and find a cupboard to hide in*
o-ow, fuck, my nose... haniel, wait!
*they still haven't realized who you are*
*you can hear them hyperventilating loudly from the cupboard*
haniel, its me, rainbow!
*the noise stops for a moment as they calm down again*
...Rainbow-?
yeah! i got a body and everything!
*they carefully open the door of the cupboard a little to stare at him, and immediately shut it again*
aw cmon, im not that ugly, am i?
...Imsorry
... haniel, cmon outtttt...
*they hesitantly open the door, only slightly, just wide enough for them to look through*
Imsorry
*hes sat on the floor, staring at the roof. he looks bored*
...imsorrypleasedontkillme
wh-
*he jerks upwards, staring at haniel in confusion*
kill you?? why on earth would i kill you??
*they flinch, shutting the door again*
no, wait, haniel- what??
Imsorry
*he just stands there, looking utterly befuddled*
... imean- ifyouwantto--
what...?
*silence*
*he sighs slightly*
haniellll, please come out?
*after some hesitation they carefully open the door again, a little wider*
*he looks bored as hell, sitting on the floor*
*they stare at him, carefully inspecting his new body*
*he waves slightly, not really moving*
... *they wave back shyly*
so... whyre you here? i would think youd be off with uriel, or something.
... *they look a little guilty*
... no response...?
*they ignore him, staring at him*
... how did you get your body back
oh, uh, did you ever meet gunman?
... gunman-?
yeah- uh, one of picks siblings?
*his voice cracks in the middle of the sentence*
I don't think i know them... why?
he made me a body!
..............
*they slowly crawl out of the cupboard and hesitantly hug Rainbow*
woah-!
*he hugs back gently*
*they hide their face in his shirt, hugging him tightly*
*he awkwardly pats their back*
... imissedyou
i missed you too...?
*they just keep hugging him*
*their stomach growls*
... hey haniel, when was the last time you had a proper meal...?
Don't worry about it...
*now that they're not running anymore you notice their sleeves are covered in some dark bloodstains*
... haniel...
Hm?
*they lift up their face to look at him*
cmon, you need to eat!
I did eat...
... where's Sam-?
well, youre eating again!
oh, moms probably off stealing things again!
Don't wanna
im gonna make something, and you can eat it whenever you do wanna, then!
You don't have to do that for me-
well, i want to!!
....not hungry
you can eat it whenever you are, then!
*their stomach growls again. As they try to cover their stomach with their arms, the bloodstains get especially visible*
*he looks concerned, but doesnt comment on it, instead moving to the kitchen*
*they follow him to the kitchen, where the food xey dropped, is still laying on the floor*
*he casually cleans it up, putting stuff away*
Imsorry
*they have their arms crossed nervously, sleeves still dirty with blood*
its fine, haniel, dont worry about it!!
*blood. Arms. Sleeves. BLOOD*
*LOOK AT THEIR ARMS YOU MORON*
*he cant hear you, idiot.*
**sighhh**
*not you again*
*aw fuck i forgot about that-*
*im hardly happy to see you, princess.*
*ah- i- don't you fucking call me that*
*then dont act like one.*
*Haniel just stands there, scared of upsetting Rainbow*
*HOW AM I ACTING LIKE ONE??*
*rainbow is making some sort of food*
*well, this is a good example.*
*wh- wha- WHY?? HOW??*
*if you have to ask...*
*what the hell is that supposed to mean???*
*does it matter, princess?*
*... s-shut up-*
*Haniel just looks at the ground nervously while Rainbow is preparing food. They're swaying a little, looking like they're about to fall*
*... haniel should probably sit down...*
*rainbow doesnt notice, focusing on the food*
*oh fuck-*
*RAINBOW*
*YOU MORON*
*TURN AROUND*
*he still cant hear you, princess!*
*I KNOW THAT*
*I JUST*
*Haniel passes out*
*FUCK-*
*rainbow turns around just in time to catch them falling over, and he quickly darts over to them and physically catches them*
shit!
*they slowly open xyr eyes a little*
W-what happened-
*their voice sounds a little weak*
haniel, are you okay?!
*they mumble something unintelligible*
okay, lets get you sitting down...
*more incomprehensible muttering*
*rainbow gently leads haniel to a chair, making them sit down*
...imsory
its okay.. do you want a drink of water?
*they shake their head*
okay...
*HEY NO*
*THEY NEED WATER*
* HANIEL PLEASE*
*STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS*
*...*
*their stomach grumbles again*
oh shit, the food!
*rainbow runs over to where the food is, quickly finishing making it*
... imsorryfordistractingyou
its fine!
*silence*
*rainbow sets the food down, along with a cup of water, for haniel*
i-i know you said you didnt want it, but you did just faint, so i got you water anyway!
...*they look up at him-*
*and nod their head slightly, as a way of saying thank you*
*finally.*
*...*
*they keep staring at rainbow, waiting for any sign of permission to eat the food*
*so... uh... I'msorryforbeingrude.*
*wh- huh? who replaced you while i wasnt looking, princess?*
