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Go on then 😂
NSFW asks! go for it.
1. Are you a virgin? 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? 5. Do you swear under celibacy? 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to? 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? 13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”? 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 18. What is your bra/penis size? 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? 22. When was the last time you masturbated? 23. When was the last time you had sex? 24. When was the last time you watched porn? 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 26. Guys: Circumcised? 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 36. Which wet dream was your favorite? 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 43. Are you into any BDSM? 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why? 45. Turn on’s? 46. Turn off’s? 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? 50. Do you like dirty talk? 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex? 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them? 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way) 70. Favorite type of oral? 71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried? 72. Have you ever made up a sexual position? 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn’t your partner? 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s? 83. Birth control or condoms? 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? 87. Do you have any STDs? 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity? 89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”? 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven’t lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? 93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? 99. Do you like masturbation? 100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
Go ahead and ask me to answer any of these!
tell me how you feel about me on anon!
🌞 - i really like your blog! 🌙 - you’re really cute! ✨ - i love seeing you on my dash! ☄️ - we don’t talk, but i wish we did! ❄️ - you’re my best friend! 🌸 - you’re really sweet! 💫 - you’re super talented! ⭐️ - you have a nice aesthetic! 🌹 - i have a crush on you! 💐 - i wish i could take care of you when you’re sad! 💥 - you seem a little bit intimidating! 🔥 - you need to stop being so hard on yourself! 🍂 - i don’t like you very much! 🌈 - i think i really like you…
Please let me know what you all think of me!
I can definitely relate to that problem.
Looks like it’s the end of the line for adult content on tumblr.
Tumblr announced recently that starting on December 17th, 2018 adult content will no longer be allowed on tumblr. Because of this I (and I’m sure a great many other people) will be looking for another site to feature the occasional adult oriented content that I choose to post. If anyone has any suggestions for a site similar to tumblr that does offer it’s users the ability to freely share adult content that is legally viewable, I’d welcome any suggestions (I already have a flickr account that allows me to post some of the less explicit content I may want to share), but I’m looking for a site that is like the way the old tumblr used to be, where even adult content creators have the right to post things without having to succumb to unwanted/undesired censorship.
So if anyone has any suggestions of other sites to try please feel free to send them to me.
Ok, so I’ve seen a few people posting about where else online they can be ‘found/followed’ if tumblr deletes their blog or their account and I figured I should probably do something along those lines too, so here are some links to my various online ‘haunts’:
Pinterest: https://pinterest.com/samandrakhandr
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWGKBUUW3lS9lzhSyMvJZCg
flickr: https://www.flickr.com/people/samandra_khandr
Ask.fm: https://ask.fm/SamandraKhandr
Second Life: https://my.secondlife.com/samandra.khandr
Discord: https://discordapp.com/users/474251971331620874
DeviantArt: https://samandrakhandr.deviantart.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SamandraKhand
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Ok, tumblr is now marking some posts as ‘sensitive’, which is all good I guess in a way. BUT! On their own FAQ page about it they say that if a number of your posts are what would be considered ‘sensitive’ then you should probably mark your account as ‘Explicit’ (which I have already done some time ago actually, the only time it wasn’t marked that way was when some idiot at tumblr reset all the settings on people’s accounts and removed the ‘Explicit’ flag from those people’s blogs by accident (or maybe on purpose, who knows?). So right now I have a number of posts that they marked as ‘sensitive’ despite the fact that those posts are on a blog that is ALREADY FLAGGED AS ‘EXPLICIT’. It’s kind of redundant to mark those posts as ‘sensitive’ on a blog that is already flagged as ‘Explicit’ in my opinion (and based on their FAQ whoever wrote the FAQ probably agrees as near as I can tell, otherwise they probably wouldn’t be recommending to flag your blogs as ‘Explicit’ if you regularly post content that might be considered ‘sensitive).
Couldn’t help myself!
With the current Bowsette memes sweeping the internet I couldn't help but make my own variation on it.
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This is soooooo ME!
A Note to Minors:
I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:
1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.
2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.
3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.
4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey.
5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.
If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.
Yes 100 times yes!
I don’t do jail. Unfollow if you are underage!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!
If you are underage, please unfollow this blog and visit http://scarleteen.com.
To all of my Followers. If you are underage, then please unfollow me. No hard feelings at all. Just refollow when you are 18. And please do the same to all the other blogs that you are on. It is an action to keep our blogs safe.
This is a very important post and must be followed. If you are under 18 on our blog please unfollow. We know it sucks but do not jeopardize everyone else’s fun for your lack of self control. We all had to wait, so you must too!
Yes, PLEASE unfollow my blog if you are under 18.
No. Minors.
Thx 😊
Minors please unfollow
Like it says, if you’re under the legal age to view pornographic/adult content in your area (in the majority of the USA you need to be at least 18 years old, and as it says ‘Age of consent’ is something entirely different so don’t even try pleading that you’re over the ‘Age of consent’ in your area) then unfollow me please.
Hi everyone, I ran into a situation the other day where I couldn’t see the content on some blogs, turns out that tumblr has added a new ‘Safe Mode’ filter setting in our account settings. If you can’t see some of my posts make sure you have this new filter set to “Off” as indicated in the picture above. Basically it is designed to filter out content the likes of which constitute most of my posts (adult oriented, aka ‘explicit’, content).
For those of you who enjoy playing overwatch, destiny, WOW and the like -
Your ability to do so is about to end, unless you want to pay 300$ or more a month for “high speed internet.”
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is reportedly planning to overturn the 2015 Open Internet Order, an Obama-era order that classified broadband internet as a public utility, subject to Title II regulations (with some exemptions). As a result of this order, internet service providers (ISPs) are forbidden from using unfair, anti-competition practices like paid prioritization and blocking and throttling. Overturning this order would undo the open internet and open the floodgates for internet “fast lanes,” as well as make it legal for ISPs to promote their own streaming services with faster internet speeds than the competition.
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To try and prevent this bullshit from happening, you haaaave to participate. But you’re not alone.
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If you’re like me and HATE calling people (I have called congress, but I can’t do it every day) - text RESIST to 50409 to utilize the friendly resistbot, who helps you contact your reps as much as you’d like - all you have to do is text with resistbot, and he gets messages through to your reps as often as you’d like.
I don’t usually put stuff like this on here, but this is important y'all.
This is fucking important
Saying that this is extremely important would be an major understatement as it can not only impact our leisure activities online but can also have a major detrimental effect on education as well since so many people take online classes in order to try to compete in todays world. Not only that but it could also seriously affect your ability to do simple research on things to help you in day to day life. Big ISPs in the USA already make tremendous profits while lagging behind in performance vs. price compared to ISPs in many other countries. And for those of you living outside the USA if you think you won’t be affected by this I suggest you take a close look at where the sites you visit most online are hosted, I’ll bet a good many more of them than you initially thought are either hosted completely or in part on servers located in the USA. Even just having your connections to some of those sites pass through servers hosted by ISPs/Corporations who decide to impose the sort of limitations on connections that Net Neutrality is designed to protect us from could affect you as well. The point is that this is not just a problem for US citizens but if Net Neutrality is completely defeated it will affect just about EVERYONE in some way or another.
(Please note that I’m not criticizing any of the other people who have blogged/reblogged this, rather my comment is meant to be supportive of this topic, I’m just attempting to further stress the importance of this)
My First Filled Request
I’d love a huge belly full of babies. I want my babies to grow so big in me that I can’t move. Can you do that to me?
Honestly I wouldn’t give you much choice in the matter. I would convince you to take fertility supplements, but the LAN slip it into your food and drink when you weren’t paying attention. Unknowingly you’d get double doses of your supplements daily. By the time you’re in heat you have so many eggs inside you that you’re uncontrollably horny. I walk in from work and you’re face is already flushed as you’ve been pleasuring yourself all day trying to calm the itch.
I mount you immediately. Taking you from behind and pulling your hair back as I unload into you. I don’t even have to try to make you orgasm. You come the second I part your lips and your greedy pussy drinks all the seed I give you. I cum inside you at least four more times that night. Each time being sure to not waste a drop of my potent seed.
We know you are pregnant within the week. Your symptoms start within days of being bred. You take a home test and it turned positive within seconds. There is no doubt that you are massively knocked up.
Less than two weeks after your breeding and your tits won’t fit in your bra. A month after and your hips have widened enough to make buttoning your pants impossible.
Your belly doesn’t show up until 6 weeks gone, but it comes with a vengeance! You have to announce at 2 months because you can’t hide it anymore. Your belly shows through anything you wear. Somebody got themselves knocked up good.
At three months you are in maternity clothes full time.
I take you to the doctor at four months. You’re already waddling and your belly is peeking out between your pants and your shirt. You hoist yourself on the table for your monogram and giggle at the doctors surprise by your size. “I’m just fertile I guess,” you giggle as he starts to exam you. He mutters something about a bakers dozen and instructs you to rest and eat as much as possible over the next five months.
You continue to grow at an amazing rate. Everyday you are noticeably bigger than the last. You spend your time eating and growing and you can’t wait to get bigger.
By six months you look full term with quints. Your tits have swelled into G cups and you have outgrown everything. I come home from work and see you standing in front of the mirror with your huge tits heavy resting atop your massive belly; so plump and full they almost block your vision. Incredibly turned on by how your body is so entirely owned by my seed, you’re trying to pleasure yourself but your huge bump makes it almost impossible to reach your aching pussy. Your body is so heavy You are already tired from holding up my massive brood. You see me and drop to your hands and knees in front of the mirror, belly hanging on the floor. I mount you from behind and watch your belly and tits bounce while I fuck you into oblivion.
You grow more and more each day. I help you waddle to the couch every morning and leave you with all of your favorite snacks in arms reach. By the time I get home you’ve grown a couple inches for me each time.
When you reach 7 months your belly is over 80 inches around. Clothes are almost worthless at this point, but you still try. Your FF cup tits don’t fit any bras, but your old tank tops do the job well enough. You still wear maternity yoga pants but they only cover your hips. You’ve grown so large that your belly extends 3 to 4 inches past your sides and you can barley stand on your own much less waddle anywhere.
You have continued to grow at least 2 inches a day and by eight months you are over 120 inches around. Your belly sticks out over a foot on each side and reaches past your knees when you sit. You can’t stand up on you own, and standing for just a few minutes makes you out of breath. I lift you up to fuck you, but you’re too big to stay on all fours. I lean you against the couch and ravage you from behind as your GG size tits wobble and shake from the fucking. Your belly rubs the carpet and you moan as I unload inside you. You sit down after your workout to rest. You rub your belly to calm our young and smile at me.
9 months along with 13 babies and you are truly massive. Your belly measures over 13 feet around and you’re tits have ballooned to II cups and are already leaking milk to feed your incredible litter.
You can’t move without significant help and you’re stuck on our living room couch. You have to sit with your legs splayed and even then you have to lean back to make room for your gigantic girth.
Leaning over the couch is the only way we can make love, but now your belly rests on the floor as Intake you from behind. You scream and moan as I plow you knowing that the same cock that’s ravaging you now was the cock that put the huge 13 babies into you.
You lay back, satisfied, knowing that soon I’ll be able to put even more into you and you will grow that much bigger.
Fuck! I want this to happen to me so bad!!!!!!
“not my image”
“credit to the artist”
“don’t know who drew this”
“source unknown”
then don’t fucking post it
Ok, on an image oriented sharing platform like tumblr (and even on some other similar sites) I have to seriously disagree with some of this. I agree that if it’s not your own work you should say so, and of course if you do happen to know who the artist is then you should give credit where credit is due (after all, a lot of artwork is inspired by people actually expressing their approval of the artists previous works). But if you don’t know who the original artist is or where the image first came from, I feel that if it’s an image that you appreciate then by all means share it, you never know if maybe someone else will come along and identify the artist or the source of the image thus allowing you and others to locate additional works by that artist so that they can express their appreciation to that artist, or so that they can examine the source of an image (such as say an image still from a movie, or a paragraph/quote from a literary work), and as indicated above then express their appreciation for the work.
So yeah DO SHARE unknown works, BUT if you know who the artist is or the source of the work be sure to credit it appropriately, and above all else if it turns out that a work was shared without the artists consent then please out of respect for the original artists wishes take it down and indicate why it was removed. (you never know people may reach out to the artist asking them to change their mind about allowing their works to be shared, and the artist may actually acquiesce and allow their works to be shared after all)
The Tumblr Backup app is ready for beta testing!
Download (Mac OS X, requires 10.5 or higher)
Unlike other publishing sites’ approach to backups, our goal was to create a useful copy of your blog’s content that can be viewed on any computer, burned to a CD, or hosted as an archive of static HTML files.
Wherever possible, we use simple file formats. Our backup structure is optimized for Mac OS X’s Spotlight for searching and Quick Look for browsing, and we’ll try to use the same structure and achieve the same benefits on other platforms.
Release notes:
Sorry, there’s no Windows version yet.
The output is minimally styled in a plain theme to ensure complete backups, zero external requirements, and a consistent data structure. Custom theme code is included in the backup as a separate file.
To view the backup in a browser, open the index.html file.
Photosets are not yet fully downloaded.
The following are not backed up:
Private tumblelogs
Submissions
Notes
Feed-imported posts
Audio files from reblogged posts
You can launch the app every few days and re-run the backup in the same place, and it effectively performs an incremental media backup: image and audio files are only re-downloaded if they don’t already exist in the target folder. Text content and post data are re-downloaded in full every time.
If you have private posts, be careful if you make the backup publicly available. Private posts are included in a private folder, and their images or audio files are included in the standard images and audio folders.
Are you a programmer? Each post’s XML data, as specified by our API, is embedded inside an easily-parsed-out HTML comment in each post’s HTML file, in case you want to do anything cool with it.
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Ok, so here we are roughly 7-1/2 YEARS since this post was written and there’s STILL NO COMPLETE MAC OR LET ALONE A WINDOWS VERSION OF THIS!!!! Seriously Tumblr, if I were in charge of a company and my staff were taking this long to develop what should be a relatively simple app (considering you’re the ones with all the data on how to make it) I’d have fired the ENTIRE development team like 7 years ago. I’ve tried using the one single python script that is supposed to work with V2 of your API but it fails with numerous 404 errors (likely I’m guessing because my blog is flagged as adult and thus requires logging into Tumblr to access/view the posts on it), but as near as I can tell the current version of your API provides no way to pass my tumblr password through to your servers to allow the script to log in to my account and access my posts). Instead you want everyone to have to apply for an OAuth API key so that they can write the code for you basically. Come on!!!! Even Flickr finally got with the program and allows users to download all of their uploaded photos back to their computer in a zip file (Facebook allows it too now even). So what’s the big holdup in developing a method to allow your users to backup (at the absolute very least) their own data back to their computers??? I wanted to do this because I had a hard drive crash recently that resulted in the loss of most of my locally stored pictures that I had uploaded to Tumblr (and to Flickr in the case of some of them, but not all of them), BUT apparently letting users get their own data BACK from you guys is beyond your ability to do!!!
Dark Alley sim uses height discrimination
I recently visited the Dark Alley sim in Second Life (http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dark%20Alley/174/47/1701) and was ejected because my avatar actually uses a more ‘normal’ height (5 feet 2 inches tall according to the appearance editor) instead of the gigantic 7 feet plus height of most avatars. So if you happen to have a normal sized avatar don’t bother going there, and please spread the word to others who have normal sized avatars as well as those who do actually have short avatars. I admit that my avatar is shorter than many others, but that’s because of the well documented fact that LL screwed up when they set the default avatar height in relation to the inworld measuring system used. Go ahead, rez a prim, scale it to the same physical inworld height as your AV and then look at the measurements of the prim and you’ll see what I mean. Compare that measurement to the height listed in the appearance editor in your particular SL viewer of choice and you’ll see they fucked up. But of course rather than fix it we are all left to deal with the fallout from their mistake. So if you find any sims that still use height discrimination please by all means reblog this post and add the slurl and the name of the sim so that others can see what sims to stay away from if they happen to have normal sized avatars instead of the giants that run rampant in SL currently.
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