Sam

22|Barista|gay|L.S 💖

[animalcrossing-cutie]

💕

[gaylyy]

How to tell if a girl is gay:

Show her a picture of Hayley Kiyoko

1. If her response is “oh hey it’s the girl from lemonade mouth” - she’s straight

2. If her response is “Hayley Kiyoko! I love her music!” - she’s gay and you need to make your move

[realistic-optimism]

Can people fall in love in one week?

If by people, you’re referring to lesbians, it usually takes them at least a solid hour

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[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[aus-yeezus]

Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[sunkissedfreckles]

Send me stuff!

[caitlin-haf]

I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country

[tomhiddles]

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

[askyofdiam0nds]

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

[bicorn]

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

[perfectmeatloaf]

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

[cronope-blog]

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

[whitemum]

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

[castielismycherrypie]

YOU CRUMB

[chroniclebooks]

oh hiiiiii bb

[praying]

[latadelixo]

[bassarisque-deactivated20181203]

DOG. dog

[pagerunner-j]

[different-landscapes]

[art--woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[cartwheelsyeni]

Snowy Oxford, England

[pedromgabriel]

- Ocean Breath -

by Pedro Gabriel

[pedromgabriel]

- On a winter day -

by Pedro Gabriel

[nannamargret]

“Footprints in the Sand One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints. So I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried you.””

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[samantha-bevan]

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[wordsto-remember]

Leona Lewis - Footprints in the sand