Fun Sized Snickers

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“‘ay, must be the money!”

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this is so cute

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OMG even I have to admit this is adorable

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My Shut-Eyed Thoughts on Scandal

Um I’m sorry, was that True Blood I just watched?  I’ve seen child birth videos that were less graphic than that! 

Tell me what’s more twisted: A woman being forced to change her stance on abortion or Cyrus crying?

Hmm young Liv is listening to “Ben”, the most disturbing Jackson 5 song…the irony is not lost upon me lol 

Do we HAVE to see the tracking chip being removed??? Look, Shonda, why don’t you just spare me all this nasty detail and write down what happened on a pink post-it note? Thanksss

Oh snap the moment of truth! Mama Pope is about to convince Liv to eat actual food!!!!  Ohhhh whoops false alarm :p

Damn Scott Foley just gave Fitz the read of the century.  Yeah, Fitz you’ve got your whole team doing your dirty work while you sit drinking scotch and decorating houses. Take your silver spoon and shove it

Is Cyrus seriously buying his husband’s bs?  I can’t tell if James is a bad actor or the actor playing James is a bad actor.  OR maybe they're both bad actors...or may I'm a bad Re-actor *cue the twilight zone theme song* 

OMG if Liv doesn't shut the hell up about this friggin jam in Vermont. WE KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY. Go to the Wawa down the street and buy a lean cuisine or something!

This whole Langston story line is just sad.  First, she reveals her husband is unfaithful, then she has to forfeit what she believes in for votes, then Cyrus comes in and pisses all over her hopes and dreams, and then her husband has to go bleeding all over that beautiful rug.  Girl can't catch a break!

How can Cyrus be mad at James for something HE orchestrated? Didn’t you hire an assassin to kill him last season?  Wwwwhatttt are you upset about?

And to piggy back on that: Cyrus, you're really going to try to deny James custody of little tyquasia quvenzhane beene?  How the hell would you even have time to raise her on your own? Using your child as leverage in a divorce...disgusting and shameful!  Oh wait, I would totally do that.

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Reading is sexy.

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My viewer discretion thoughts on Scandal!

Eek poor Quinn is stuck with crazy assassin man.  We’ve all been there—am I right, ladies?! The difference is that this might be the best she can do…so you go, girl.

In other news, I can’t believe Cyrus is pimping his husband out.  I’d really like to know what this man’s long term goals are.  Like if Cyrus were to have a mood board, what exactly would be on it besides a rogaine before-and-after and portrait of Brain from Pinky and the Brain?

Wow Olivia’s doing so well with her money from Josie, she just dumped a full bowl of popcorn.  Must be nice…

Ummm when did Scandal become American Horror Story?  This is not what I signed up for! A little president assassination here, some induced labor to bribe your husband there—the simple stuff!  They’ll just put any old thing on tv nowadays.

Okay Mellie!  I see you in that red suit. It’s a tad ill-fitting, but it was a pleasant break from the ironic pastels.  

Why is Josie’s daughter having a press conference and throwing a temper tantrum?  Girl, what does this look like?? Full House?  How rude!

Could you imagine the secret service summoning you to see the president and you saying “no thanks”???  THAT’S where I’m trying to be in life!  Putting that on the bucket list.

OMG no Fitz did NOT take her to the “this is where I go to think” place.  Get out of here with all of that. I never want to taste maple syrup again!

Did I miss something?  Ollitz slept together in spite of the fact that he presumably killed her mom?  We’re just letting a whole lotta bygones be bygones nowadays, aren’t we?

Ummmm what?!!?  Harrison hooked up with Candice?  Okay, I’m really feeling some type of way about this union.  You couldn’t hook up with a sister, Harry? What about one of the chicks on the Dark and Lovely perm box?  How could you!

Good for Liv’s mom!  She is crafty as hell!…NOW can she please be cuffed or something, because I’m not going to sleep easy knowing a mole person has escaped her dungeon and is in search of luxuriously beautiful black women (hair flip).

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My Ummm Thoughts on Scandal

I have a working theory that olivia is constantly shaking and hyper-emotional because she’s drunk on wine.  Shall we explore this further?

Damn this flashback goes wayyyy back.  Look at Cyrus with his hetero beard, James gave him the hookup.  And Mellie, girl i’m so happy that wig got snatched. Hair and makeup couldn't even be bothered to run a comb through it.

James is so I Love Lucy “Ricky I want to be in the show” lately.  How does Cyrus find him attractive, let alone VP Langston's husband.

OMG I know where Langston's husband is from!  He was "the Senator" from The Office who cheats on Angela with Oscar...honey, I think you're being typecasted lol.

Oh ewwwww quinn and assassin man’s kissing.  I’m covered in hivesss make it go away! She cannot start dating him!  I don't want him to die a mysterious death like all her other boo things :(

What’s going on with baby fitz’ oily hair? They probably haven’t washed that child since his last public appearance.

I have absolutely no words for the scene between Mellie and Fitz Sr.  No idea where the show will go after this reveal but Shonda, you have a huge responsibility with a subject like rape.  Don't drop the ball.

So sad that the security guard had to die because of Quinn’s stupidity.  Girl, you deserve to be in B6-13 and I hope your first mission is to go in the hole.

Olivia's mommy is alive! They can finally be a happy fam-oh wait, hehehe nevermind this lady's in a dungeon.

FItz' oldest child is actually his brother???  This episode is beyond stressful on my delicate nerves.  I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.

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My Mrs. Ballard Thoughts on Scandal!

OMG young Olivia!  They’re like twins!…But why wasn’t I offered this role?  That’s just so awkward. Was there some open audition I missed?

Does anyone else think Scandal is Gilmore Girls meets West Wing?  All they do is mumble quickly!

Um in what way has Olivia Pope demonstrated she would make a good campaign manager. You would think that whole Defiance thing would tarnish the girl's resume…I guess not.

Mellie so hyped over Olivia wanting “alone time” with Fitz like this is some whore house!  I’m so lost over the direction of Mellie’s character…none of her actions seem connected.

Wow look at Quinn in this shooting range.  This feels weird to write but I’ve never been more proud of her.  Mind you, I still hate her and dream of choking her so take my pride with a grain of salt.

Should we be concerned that Lisa Kudrow can yell at Liv at the drop of a hat and her grandma was racist? Are you sure this is the candidate you want to stand behind???

I felt so threatened when Jake met with the brunette in the coffee shop.  That better not have been a former love interest, Jakey bear!  Guys, I think I might be in love:(

Damn Look at Liv’s dad in what I assume to be the 70s.  Why he gotta have the pornstache though? Do all the Popes have to wear fake hair in their flashbacks?

Oh come on with all this damn wine. Scandal should dedicate a whole season to Liv’s alcoholism.

Riddle me this:  If Harrison has a storyline and no one can hear it, does it make a sound?  I say no.

Um is that Sally Langston’s husband or grandson?

Is Quinn coming for Huck’s job as the resident cuckoo clock? Um sorry boo boo, it took years for Huck to get where he is.  You’re just taking the night course at Devry.

Damn Fitz looks like Carl from Ghost when all the money disappeared from his secret account.  The ish has officially hit the fan!  And AGAIN I'm chewing on this disgusting age difference.

[allerasphinx]

Know Your Tropes re: Miss Mills

Although Abbie Mills is an individualistic character and has been treated as such by the narrative and fans alike, I’m still seeing some phrases, arguments and fanworks that reduce her and marginalise her (it doesn’t matter if it’s unintentional, the impact is still the same). Some wonderful fans have done a great job educating people, but it seems as though a few things constantly need to be reiterated. I realise that not everyone recognises pervasive negative stereotypes of women of colour because they’re so accepted and perpetuated in media (even by people of colour). It’s especially difficult to understand what’s so negative about certain phrases if you’re not a woman of colour; therefore listed below are the offending arguments with helpful resources, so that people who are ignorant of the stereotypes associated with them can familiarise themselves.

Note: For all the accusations of sexism in fandom about the general disregard for Katrina, an awful lot of people seem to be completely clueless about statements they’re upholding as “feminist” re: Abbie and how some of these supposed “feminist” mantras are actually inherently misogynistic when applied to black women of colour.

"Abbie Mills is so sassy!"

There’s a big difference between referring to Ichabod as sassy and Abbie as sassy. Sassy is a common descriptor used to characterise black women; it’s a word that seems outwardly positive, but is the current form of a caricature that arose during slavery and jim crow (first came the sassy mammy, then the sapphire which evolved to the sassy black woman). Some of you might note fans of colour are (understandably) irritated by this phrase (specifically when non-black people use it) and here’s some historical context for why that is:

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My Poped Thoughts on Scandal!

How has Byron not died yet?  Dozens of assassins hate him but I haven’t seen the dude with a bodyguard, a gun, a pocketknife, a toothpick, nothing.  This just defies logic.

It’s kind of weird how Jake left "the hole" and went back to regular life.  Huck left "the hole" ten years ago and was homeless.  He’s STILL not back to his normal self. I think someone’s being a wittle baby about the whole ting…

Hmmm Fitz really is a loser….and yet he’s telling Byron what to do!?  What power could he possibly have over the scariest man on earth? And where was all this power when Millie, Olivia and Cyrus were rigging the election for him?

Oh wow, Red Springs Montanaaaaa oh la la la.  Yep guys, this is just one of the many perks of working for Pope & Associates.  That and a continental breakfast at monthly meetings!

Fitz and Jake playing ball??  I’m actually angered by this scene.  This isn’t Love and Basketball!

Did Abby darken her hair??? Hmmm that’s a shame.  I guess Olivia was feeling outshined?

No Olivia did not throw her Fitz phone in a wicker basket trash can!  Girl, you know that’s not where you discard your empty coffee cups and wads of gum. She put that in her recycling bin

Oh dear, why is Quinn looking at guns.  I don’t even think she’s allowed to use scissors by herself…

Damn Lisa Kudrow just treated Olivia like she was the help.  Uh lady, isn’t this exactly what Ms. Pope warned you about?  Whatever, just give us our check and we’ll be on our way….gratuity has been included.

Eek Olivia is giving me wino tendencies right now?  Guzzling wine and digging in the trash?  At your job?  You will never be a wife, Jake will never marry you, after all Tevyeh and I have done for you?!…Okay I’ll shut up now.

It must be so insulting for Mellie that Olivia keeps showing up to all of these events in her cute little outfits.  Abby has the decency to keep out of her ex husband’s hair at these events, but Olivia thrives on them! Digs in the trash for them lol

Wait a second…if Fitz is old enough to kill Olivia’s mom in a plane crash when Olivia was a little girl…then how old is Fitz now?  What’s on earth is their age difference?!

[samanthastclair]

My girl power (?) thoughts on Scandal!

Harrison doing that little dance is the highlight of his career.  When is he gonna have a dance off with a client.  Apparently soon because they’re MC Hammer broke.

Quinn is stalking Huck?  Omghat on earth is wrong with her?!  Can we please sic human resources department on this trick?

Oh look it’s Cyrus and David with their non-existent sex life. Shonda sure knows how to push the envelope *rolls eyes*.  By the way, where’s little Cyrusia?

Poor Weiner has a character loosely based on him! This makes me feel icky.  Only Law and Order can depict any actual persons and events.

Lisa Kudrow is on Scandal!  Her voice sounds so weird outside of Friends….and yet I want her to stay on this show forever.

Can we all agree that when Millie wears pepto bismol pink, we all duck for cover?

Oh look at Fitz just waltzing into funerals like he’s Santa Clause.  You’ve gotta lotta nerve, you adulterous murder.  You shouldn’t even be allowed to walk on hollowed ground.  I rebuke you!

DId Liv just say “we’re not broke yet, I still haven’t used my savings”?? Oh okay…welp I guess I’m broke, guys.  Never knew that. I did know that actually, but Olivia just made it official.  *sniffle*

Are Abby and david dating? Is that what we’re seriously watching?  I feel like they’re teasing me.  What’s his appeal anyway??? David has never won a case in his entire life and I think his mother may have been snapper turtle.

"YOU HAVE TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS"  Thank you, Huck.  Quinn is just a book of unnecessary questions with a bad wardrobe!

So is this one of the feminist episodes where I walk away feeling invincible and capable of doing anything??  Nope, I just wanna kill some girls on instagram, text a photo of my genitalia to a man that doesn’t want me, and drown my sorrows in a bottle of wine. 

Mmmm yes, Olivia, rest your head on Jake’s chest.  It feels good, don’t it?  Uh oh Fitzybear is calling, what the hell does he need to talk about?  ”More wine?”  Oop, yeah fitz take that!  She’s got company, she don’t need you.  Wait…where the hell is he…omigod he’s meeting Olivia’s FATHER?! Fitz is dying this season, guys.  It's official.  Say goodbye.

[samanthastclair]

My Da Bomb Thoughts on Scandal

Oh dear no, Huck’s trying to kill Eli Pope!  Well it has to be done sooner or later right?  Eli’s not about to be a regular cast member or anything lol…no, no, no.

Wait a second…Pope and Associates doesn’t have a benefit’s package??? Even though Olivia’s been getting the ultimate benefit’s package in the oval office?  Girl, you know that’s not right.  Let Abby have a vacation day to spend some time with david.

Look at that, even baby Fitz isn’t feeling uncle Cyrus anymore.  All he can think of is that sippy cup of scotch he left in his crib.

"Barely get it up to conceive" Wow Millie…that was a good one…but isn’t that a diss to you too?  Think about it.

Is this mom seriously doubting her son was a terrorist? Uhhh look around, lady.  It runs in the family.

Omg they got Winston from ghostbusters!!! Who ya gonna call, right? Hahahaha…am I old?

Oh Shizzle Olivia just jumped in front of all those guns and sacrificed herself!!! The evil part of me thinks she did it just so everyone could get a last look at her outfit.

*Eye roll* she’s strutting her stuff like this isn’t a 4x4 room with a bomb in it.  Why don’t you save the gladiator walk for larger spaces?

Why would Quinn leave voicemail about hacking the FBI? Has she accomplished anything notable yet??  Every time she contributes it’s always some stumbled-upon accident!  Olivia, Quinn no longer needs your protection from Defiance.  Just fire her alreadyyyy

Harrison and Cyrus are such powerless b*tch asses!  How are they so good at verbally attacking people yet so bad at life?

Why do i like Millie more when she’s drunk.  She’s even hotter good grief!  That was such an awkward monologue though…like sometimes I need a safety word when I listen to her.

Liv, I know you had a bad day, almost getting blown up and all, but WHY aren’t you all over Jake!?!?  He took a shower, he had your wine all open, he even listened to you complain.  All this after being in a hole for several months.  Give that man a warm welcome home bom chicka wow wow

People on social media are so hyped over Olivia’s dad being a typical black father….that’s actually the one thing I don’t buy on this show!  Like MAYBE he has a house on Martha’s Vineyard across from Edison’s parents—I’ll give him that—but he’s not giving me any kind of Huxtable vibes at all.  I’d sooner believe Olivia has shower sex than Eli is a traditional black father

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My Petty Thoughts on Scandal!

Wow, Liv's dad pays off her law school loans and all she has to do is have dinner with him?  A meal and loan payments and you're putting up an attitude? Remind me why I find you relatable

I'm beginning to believe Olivia really does have daddy problems...she only likes to surround herself with crazy, no-good men.  Meanwhile, poor Edison gets beat up, dumped, and humiliated on a regular basis.

Was it ever established that Fitz didn't sleep with Amanda Tanner?  I forget.  And who shot him again?  I forget that too.

Olivia with the hair though, the ease with which she wears her hair in ponytails and lets it down without a single crease, flyaway, or split end!  Even her edges are on point <3

OMG Liv's dad is the one who introduced her to fine wine!  Thanks Dad!

Ugh look at Fitz trying to re-establish his power...have a seat, sir.  And we sure as hell don't believe you played basketball with the Dalai Lama.  All you do is drink and throw tantrums in the oval office.  Keep it real!

Damn Olivia, you have one of your boos looking for another boo.  I'd like to see Millie try to do that with...wait a second...It's the third season and Millie hasn't had a single love interest?  Not a fling?  Not a dry hump in the supply closet?  Girl, no wonder you're so angry all the time.

Only scandal would have a prostitute as comic relief in an episode about a young girl accused of sleeping with the president on a show about a glorified mistress.  Shonda, what agenda are you pushing?

Quinn, Quinn, Quinn.  Where are your eyebrows?  Why does your eyeliner and lip color clash?  I didn't even know eyeliner and lip gloss were capable of clashing. I wish I could blame it on fluorescent lighting but nay Pope Associates uses natural lighting.

Poor Edison...he's perpetually stuck in the falling action of a Tyler Perry movie.  But I have news for you, Mr. Senator: Olivia is not going to find Jesus and beg you back in a crowded church/restaurant/space-full-of-an-unusually-high-number- of-other-black-people.  Not gonna happen!  Move on and give me a call.

Hoorayyyyy Jake is back? Could this mean Liv and Jake might back together?  If not, I think he and Millie could have a future.  Maybe?  No?  I give up, Millie, no human is fit to date you.

Olivia's always talking in someone's face...never seen her pop a mint or gum after wine or coffee though...

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My "Oh she still does that tumblr thing" thoughts on SCANDAL!

Did anyone else feel uncomfortable about how they kept calling Olivia a whore with daddy issues?  As though we didn’t just learn that she went to Princeton and Georgetown Law.  Meanwhile, Fitz is still working on his second-to-last Hooked on Phonics cassette…

Wowwww now we all know where Olivia gets her fierceness from.  When her dad said “twice as good to get half of what they have” I snapped my fingers and shed a single thug tear.

Cyrus is looking really lame in this episode.  Can you retire please?

VP Sally, you really shouldn’t spend too much time alone with Fitz..he’s been known to kill old ladies that don’t get with the program.

Ooooh Abby, with the Fawcett curls and the smokey eye!!!  Girlfriend, did you get work done?  That mole looks new!

The wardrobe designer is really showing us Olivia in struggle mode.  Her suits are forgettable, her purse is old.  Even her jacket is struggleville :/  Meanwhile, Fitz looks so cute and yummy with his little hair swirl and rosy cheeks

Ugh Milly’s back, shoot me in the foot

Olivia, where do you live that men are peepeeing on your building’s facade???  Can you please spring for a place that doesn’t double as an ally at night?

Sheesh Pope and Associates is looking really thirsty.  If this isn’t the perfect time to submit my resume for an internship…

Wow Olivia, Fitz, and Milly are seriously having a kiki right now.

I love how Quinn doesn’t talk for most of the episode, but then her only line is THE dumbest…

Damn they threw that other lady under the bus…that’s not cool!  Meanwhile, would this be the worst rumor in the world??  It is Fitz…with his swirly hair.

OMG Fitz snitched on himself so that he and Olivia could get back together??  That is SO romantic.  Risking her career and personal relationships all so you guys can play house.  And THAT’s how mommy and daddy got together, little Tyrone Fitzgerald!

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My "I got my life" thoughts on upcoming singer/songwriter Tye Carter and his debut single "Ain't No Other Place"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ngN6V06ANU

1. So this dude was a friend of mine back in college. I knew he could sing and all, but daaamn! 2. The first few seconds of the track literally make me feel like my brain's being pulled into the Third Sphere of Heaven . Then the guitar starts playing and I'm just like, yes lawd 3. Tye lays down the vocals so deep and smooth it makes me feel like all is right with the world. And then he pulls out that whispery falsetto. I'm just like…that boy good 4. The ghosted falsettos in the background made my life. Just made it. 5. Giving me a nice 90s vibe that I can really appreciate in the light of the pulsating club music infiltrating the R&B genre lately 6. The high note at 4.05…oh yes!!! And I for sure got my fix of runs and riffs 7. The breakdown at the end where there's nothing left but the vocals and the strings makes me feel like i'm having a music-induced orgasm

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The last gif, yas Jessica!

[samanthastclair]

My Whiny Thoughts on Scandal!

In this episode we find out who the mole is!  It's um...uhhh who the hell is Billy Chambers?...*goes through rolodex of evil white scandal characters* OH MY GOODNESS IT'S HIM.  I thought Charlie killed him!  Does this mean Amanda Tanner's murder might be avenged?  Do I actually care?

Millie's new room gives me the creeps and makes me feel claustrophobic. This is probably where she'll begin collecting stray cats and porcelain dolls.

Did Cyrus just give Jesus Christ a read?  I believe god is forgiving and accepting of all people, but maybe you shouldn't push your luck with a same sex marriage and assassin on your retainer...I'm just sayinggg.

Okay, you know I have to talk about Olivia's hair.  Girl, we know you press your hair so your hair changes when exposed to water.  We know you had shower sex with Fitz in the last episode.  But NOW you're in bed with freshly straightened hair???  MAJOR DISCREPANCY. To quote Elle Woods "The rules of hair care are simple and finite-Any Cosmo Ebony girl would have known!".

David has just joined Pope and Associates...okay.  The two new hires have been Quinn and David. And Olivia "The Side Chick" Pope is CEO???  What kind of rinkydink company is this?! And are they still accepting applications?

Wow Cyrus didn't have to make James cry like that.  If they weren't educated and well-off, I would call him abusive.  However the greatest victim in all this is poor little Hennessy.  She was adopted so she WOULDN'T grow up in a broken home.  Now there's no hope for that little ashy girl....who's combs her hair by the way?

Oh look, Millie got someone to share her butt chin woes with. And he looks like he should have fangs.  I think they're going to get along just fine!

Poor Scott Foley, he's totally about to die.  Never trust a big butt and a smile, Scott Foley!  The only thing I don't like is how he keeps watching tapes of Olivia having sex with him and Fitz.  Move on, dude.  Stop being creepy!

What's up with Harrison lately? Grunting, moody, throwing chairs. Does he have rabies?

Did Quinn get a promotion?  Since when does she do motivational gladiator speeches?  Why couldn't she be a bad bitch from the beginning...I've already gotten comfortable hating her lol.

Remember when Olivia used to kill the game with her outfits, her press and curl hair, and diva walk? Why doesn't she do that anymore? I don't have anyone to look up to anymore :(

Is anyone else incredibly confused by all this scandal? We've got Scott Foley and random black man in one corner, Random black man and charlie in another, Charlie and Billy chambers in another, and friggin Quinn taking up the rest of the room with her becky problems.  I'm quite lost.

OMG David's face when they revealed him as Billy Chamber's lackey...he was like "Mmmhmmmm what now got the chip".  I can't even be mad, major pimp moves, David...you see what public school does to people??

[samanthastclair]

My Daddy Issue Thoughts on Scandal

Oh look what agenda Shonda is shoving down our throats this week!  Deadbeat fathers who, by the looks of it, will be the downfall of our country. Deadbeats are to these characters what Kim Kardashian is to Kanye's street cred.

Cyrus why are you paying a former assassin to spy on your husband and the president?  And people want to shake their heads over black people buying sneakers SMH

Hollis Doyle has EIGHT kids and I've officially joined the pro choice movement.

Damn D. Rose I like you but why are you such a damn imposition.  You're asking all these questions and making statements like you're still relevant.  Why would Huck stop what he's doing to educate his remedial-class-teaching ass?  His only-owns-hoodies ass.  His "oh no someone's in my apartment, i should loudly jump behind a couch" ass.

Oh goodness, yet another episode of Quinn and Huck getting closer.  This is just like beauty and the beast if Belle's father was afraid of her and Beast got owned by a BIC pen.

Mmmm Scott Foley needs to be my do over.  Why'd he leave her though?  She was all set to take off her beige panties.

Speaking of which, are we ever going to see Olivia turn someone down???  For someone emotionally unavailable she's sure vaginally available a lot...

Was it really necessary for Scandal to show us this Becky Doyle cutting her ear off?!?!  I can't unsee it!!! I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

Woah, Olivia gave Becky Doyle, Lindsay Lohan, and Stephanie Tanner a group read!  She was like "get over the damn diamond encrusted chip on your shoulder and suck a d".  Can't be mad at this chick for taking the money though.  Seeing what he father's capable of, it might be for the best lol

This episode is a mix between the west wing and 7th grade.  Millie took up half of the show time to say that her imaginary children weren't coming.  Meanwhile, we have yet to see a headshot or a birth certificate or dental records to indicate these kids exist.  We DO know that Karen doesn't like tennis and Jerry inherited the bitch ass gene from his daddy.  So that's a start right?

 How Millie and Fitz old enough to have two teenagers and Olivia seems to be in her late 20s/early 30s. Are we in a rip between time and space or is Fitz robbing the cradle.

Osborne isn't the mole?!  B-b-but he was ugly. AND angry all the time.  AND he was talking to that white man in the dry cleaner's...what white man you know runs a dry cleaners?  If he's working that dry cleaners, then I'm a pimp.

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Hurry up and put your thoughts on this weeks Scandal! lol, i need a laugh

haha I'll work on it right now!